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InnerBrat wrote:I'm not sure many of the GALE boys would want this put to vote before the Lord of Ego (TM) enters.. (so where is he, then?)
I don't think Strowbridge was ever particularly active here.
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Ahh, here we go.
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Rye wrote:Well look at my photo, don't you think i'm hot? :P :wink:
Nope, you do remind me of a young Weird Al Yankovic. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'd perfer people who's primary hormone is estrogen, have woman parts, and don't look like they are doing a parody of a Madonna video.
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InnerBrat wrote:I'm not sure many of the GALE boys would want this put to vote before the Lord of Ego (TM) enters.. (so where is he, then?)

Plus, I still want a pic of Raoul.
Yes... If Durandal enters, I change my vote.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:I'm not sure many of the GALE boys would want this put to vote before the Lord of Ego (TM) enters.. (so where is he, then?)

Plus, I still want a pic of Raoul.
Yes... If Durandal enters, I change my vote.
There's been no vote yet. :P

And no comments on MY pic? I got "Harry Potter on acid" and that's it...
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I refuse to post my own pics for this competition. I know i'm not good looking and i know i'd not fare well. However i demand the right to be a judge in this contest in the event of a Tie. Because i'm not involved i'd be impartial, plus i'd get the chance to solicit pics from loads of cute guys, never a bad thing. I think our top 5 contenders are Ver, Uts, Grand Master Terwynn, Kuja, and Rye. But I am susceptible to bribes and casual sex.
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SPOOFE! I see a small collection of SW books in the background. heh.

(what happened to your evil-looking pic? I liked that one...)
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InnerBrat wrote:I'm not sure many of the GALE boys would want this put to vote before the Lord of Ego (TM) enters.. (so where is he, then?)
Perhaps he'll stay out to give the rest of us a chance? Or seem like he's doing then come in at the last minute to have everyone vote for him.Damn good looking bastard :D.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'd perfer people who's primary hormone is estrogen, have woman parts, and don't look like they are doing a parody of a Madonna video.
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Rye wrote:You're not fooling anyone gil, you want my boy-ass and we all know it. :wink:
You wish. Get a uterus and other various organs and then we'll talk. :)
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SPOOFE! I see a small collection of SW books in the background. heh.
Yeah... haven't bought an SW book in about four years, though.
(what happened to your evil-looking pic? I liked that one...)
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Yes, thats the one. It's great.
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This is the only picture I have digitalized and it's a bit strange... I'm wearing a hat I got at the Desert of Maine and it's blury to cover up the horrible editing job I did.

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Zaia wrote:Durandal: one with you in front of a mirror, if you can, dahlink. :wink:
Well I don't have one of my in front of a mirror, but I can post a mugshot or two, I suppose.

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By the way, you can browse my pictures folder on my webshare at this link.

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Durandal, you just won the competition...

And simultaneously provided wank material for every queer and almost every female at this site.. And for that, we thank you :P
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StarshipTitanic wrote:This is the only picture I have digitalized and it's a bit strange... I'm wearing a hat I got at the Desert of Maine and it's blury to cover up the horrible editing job I did.
Well...i certainly never expected that...and DAMN YOU DURANDAL! :evil:
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*looks at Durandal's pic*

*jaws drops*

erm.....hehehehehehe :oops: :D
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Durandal, you just won the competition...

And simultaneously provided wank material for every queer and almost every female at this site.. And for that, we thank you :P
These pictures are old news; I've posted them before and don't have any new ones to scan in. But if you want to be "premature" in declaring my victory, go right ahead. :D
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I know you have already posted them all... but now that you have entered the competition...
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Bah. If Durandal can't be bothered to take a picture of himself preening in a mirror, I'm surely not voting for him. So there. Hah. And I won't fantasize about you either. Take that! And that! :P :D

Besides, Kuja has prettier eyes.
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Zaia wrote:Bah. If Durandal can't be bothered to take a picture of himself preening in a mirror, I'm surely not voting for him. So there. Hah. And I won't fantasize about you either. Take that! And that! :P :D
I don't have a camera of my own, and I don't want to spend the money on a digital camera just yet. Otherwise, I'd love to take such a picture. And we both know you're going to continue fantasizing about me, so stop making empty threats. :)
Besides, Kuja has prettier eyes.
Keep telling yourself that. :)
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Durandal wrote:I don't have a camera of my own, and I don't want to spend the money on a digital camera just yet. Otherwise, I'd love to take such a picture. And we both know you're going to continue fantasizing about me, so stop making empty threats. :)
Such excuses! C'mon, Mr. Popularity, you have friends. Some of those friends have cameras. If not, they're losers and you need new friends. If it's the former, problem solved! You now have a camera! If it's the latter, they make disposables for a reason (and yes, they have disposables that give digital pics).

Hah! Beat that! :P
Keep telling yourself that. :)
LOL--You're so charming in a completely maddening kind of way. :wink:
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Dammit, no comments on me. My ego is deflated.

*bans a few top posters*

Feel better now.
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Dalton wrote:Dammit, no comments on me. My ego is deflated.
Umm, hello? I asked you to post your picture because I love your smile. Besides, I told you sister that I used to have a little crush on you, so shut yer yapper. :P
Dalton wrote:*bans a few top posters*

Feel better now.
LOL! Awesome. :D
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Dalton wrote:Dammit, no comments on me. My ego is deflated.
Same here, with my GF gone I need some comments to reassure me of my masculinity...

*checks pants to see if I still have a penis*
Well, at least that's still there....
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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