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Their LOTR spoof was priceless. Butters gets a hold of some porn by accident and when its taken away from him he immediately turn into Gollum (wonders if the same would happen to DW if the fundies ever succeeded in banning it).

I laughed my ass of at their BBQ of John Edwards as the biggest douche in the universe.
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Still okay when I watch occasionally

But bringing Kenny back from perma-death...well I understand given they didn't know what the fuck to do persay.

Still Butters going nuts was pretty funny...and the Reeve episode was truly fucked up.
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Darth Servo wrote:Their LOTR spoof was priceless. Butters gets a hold of some porn by accident and when its taken away from him he immediately turn into Gollum (wonders if the same would happen to DW if the fundies ever succeeded in banning it).
Pardon my ignorance, but what does the acronym "DW" refer to in this case?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Their LOTR spoof was priceless. Butters gets a hold of some porn by accident and when its taken away from him he immediately turn into Gollum (wonders if the same would happen to DW if the fundies ever succeeded in banning it).
Pardon my ignorance, but what does the acronym "DW" refer to in this case?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Pardon my ignorance, but what does the acronym "DW" refer to in this case?
Let's see. I was talking about PORN!!! Who do you think I'm talking about?
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Ghost Rider wrote:and the Reeve episode was truly fucked up.
[Stan]Dude, I'm just staying out of that one.[/Stan]
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Darth Servo wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Pardon my ignorance, but what does the acronym "DW" refer to in this case?
Let's see. I was talking about PORN!!! Who do you think I'm talking about?
I wasn't aware that you were even referring to a person. Geez. :P
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I like the part where Cartman was going to confession, and he told all the bad things he did to the priest, and the priest got so angry he punched through the wall and choked Cartman. And the whole concept of Satan living in a condo in Hell with his boyfriend amuses me for some reason.
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Darth Wong wrote:Mecha-Streisand rules!
Yet it falls before Robert Smith of The Cure.

Anyway the best one is where Stan calls into Jjesus and Pals" to ask about assited suicide.

Jesus: My son...

Stan: Yes Jesus?

Jesus: I'm not gonna touch that with a twenty foot pole. Next caller [hangs up]

Stan: God damn it.

Jesus: I heard that.
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Jesus and Pals rocks!

Jesus: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Christ what is wrong with you people!
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Red Sled down, we've got a red sled down!

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It's the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri lanka!
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Red Sled down, we've got a red sled down!

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I think my favorite episode recently was Scott Tenorman Must Die.

"Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy guys." I seriously couldn't stop laughing for, like, five minutes after that.
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Ahh the rip off of Titus A. by Shakspear.
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How about this Cartman classic? "thats it talking shit is where I draw the line. Screw you guys I`m going home"
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Since Cartman really is the funniest of all the South Park characters (although Mr. Garrison and his "Mr. Slave" have their moments...) I've always wondered what a spinoff with Cartman travelling the world might look like. I loved the episode where he went to Central America and immediately said "Man, look how dirty and crappy everything is!". I'd love to get this little dudes take on the rest of the world.

I mean really, Cartman-centric episodes are what South Park is all about and the kids simply don't bring out the best in him the way the adults do.
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"Hey, seriously, relax guy." I watch it when I get the chance and think that Cartman is by far the best part of the show. I like the Red Sled Down episode but one of the best is the one with the Underpants Gnomes (I'm surprised no one has labelled any of the little bearded bastards around here with that title).

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CmdrWilkens wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Red Sled down, we've got a red sled down!

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The Kernel wrote:Since Cartman really is the funniest of all the South Park characters (although Mr. Garrison and his "Mr. Slave" have their moments...) I've always wondered what a spinoff with Cartman travelling the world might look like. I loved the episode where he went to Central America and immediately said "Man, look how dirty and crappy everything is!". I'd love to get this little dudes take on the rest of the world.

I mean really, Cartman-centric episodes are what South Park is all about and the kids simply don't bring out the best in him the way the adults do.
Speaking of the rest of the world, South Park is actually pretty popular in Japan, amazingly, given how hard it would be to translate. The guys at IG apparently love it.
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The conjoined-fetus-head lady episode was a funny one, and the last one I can remember watching.
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Durran Korr wrote:
The Kernel wrote:Since Cartman really is the funniest of all the South Park characters (although Mr. Garrison and his "Mr. Slave" have their moments...) I've always wondered what a spinoff with Cartman travelling the world might look like. I loved the episode where he went to Central America and immediately said "Man, look how dirty and crappy everything is!". I'd love to get this little dudes take on the rest of the world.

I mean really, Cartman-centric episodes are what South Park is all about and the kids simply don't bring out the best in him the way the adults do.
Speaking of the rest of the world, South Park is actually pretty popular in Japan, amazingly, given how hard it would be to translate. The guys at IG apparently love it.
Even the "Chinpokomon" episode?

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Even the "Chinpokomon" Episode?
That was one of the funniest episodes I remember recently... Anime is secretly a Japanese plot to get kids to fight against the American Gov't. I love it. And I can't forget the part where all the kids turn into generic anime characters, speaking Japanese and laughing with generic anime faces.
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I can think of two episodes which were my favourite of Southpark.

The first is the one were Cartman gets an alien probe shoven up his ass. ("Cartman, there is a 30 metre satelite dish coming out of your ass" "Tell me another one...")

The other is the Halloween episode, where Cartman costumizes himself as Hitler. (Surprising, that this episode was not censored in Germany....)
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Tribun wrote:The other is the Halloween episode, where Cartman costumizes himself as Hitler. (Surprising, that this episode was not censored in Germany....)
Didn't he later end up as the KKK when trying to look like a ghost in that one?

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