Sd.net Hunk o' man meat competition

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-10-18 11:08pm

Zaia wrote:Umm, hello? I asked you to post your picture because I love your smile. Besides, I told you sister that I used to have a little crush on you, so shut yer yapper.

...*speechless*

I'm flattered.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-10-18 11:11pm

Zaia wrote:Such excuses! C'mon, Mr. Popularity, you have friends. Some of those friends have cameras. If not, they're losers and you need new friends. If it's the former, problem solved! You now have a camera! If it's the latter, they make disposables for a reason (and yes, they have disposables that give digital pics).

Oh my friends always have cameras, but I don't always get the pictures from them. The digital disposables are interesting, but I can't imagine that their quality is too great. I'd have to spend loads of time correcting their shitty color in Photoshop. You think I post these pictures without doing some sort of correction first (the first one's dust notwithstanding)? I need to look pretty, after all.

LOL--You're so charming in a completely maddening kind of way.

There's a Calvin Klein commercial somewhere in there.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-18 11:34pm

I'd love to take such a picture. And we both know you're going to continue fantasizing about me, so stop making empty threats.

I was going to make the same threat, but it is.. sadly, an empty one as well

Now, should you take a ic of yourself preening in front of a mirror, can it be your bathroom mirror immediatly after a shower?

Pay no mind to him, he is feeling randy and that comment was out of line

Shut up, sure i am feeling randy, but that comment was not out of line.. besides, it is my duty to make horrible sexual innuendos when he is involved in this sort of conversation

Where is that duty is specified?! Sure he is fucking gorgeous, but what gives you the right to say such things in public?!

It says it right here, in the Minister of Sin job description*holds up scroll*

*puts on glasses* "...Another primary function of the Minister of Sin, in addition to spreading the joys of sodomy, biblical sin, secular ethics, as well as logic, is to shamelessly inflate Durandal's ego, and hit on him whenever the opportunity presents itslef..."

Damn.. Fine then. Carry on

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-18 11:39pm

*wishes for camera to deflate egos and generate praise*

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-10-18 11:46pm

Rye wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:This is the only picture I have digitalized and it's a bit strange... I'm wearing a hat I got at the Desert of Maine and it's blury to cover up the horrible editing job I did.
Well...i certainly never expected that...and DAMN YOU DURANDAL!

I know, when did the Colonials get another Battlestar to hunt me?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-18 11:50pm

Frank Hipper wrote:*wishes for camera to deflate egos and generate praise*

Awww! *hugs Frankie*

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-19 12:00am

Only because I am secure in myself with the fact that the hottest girl I know thinks Im the hottest guy she knows.

What that says about her standards is beyond me.

edit: tags

Mad · Post by **Mad** » 2003-10-19 12:02am

Enh, I might as well post the other pics... with the tastes of this board's majority after more recent pics by others, I feel a bit safer than I did before in adding these entires to compliment the first entry.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-19 12:09am

hmmm sexy... But not sexy enough to defeat the Durandal

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-19 12:12am

AD, we know you're biased, its ok...let it out. Bwahahaha

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-19 12:15am

Granted.. Mad is sexy... And reminds me of a young Casper van Dien in a way... but Durandal is more sexier and that is my honest, horribly biased opinion.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-10-19 12:19am

Dalton wrote:Dammit, no comments on me. My ego is deflated.

*bans a few top posters*

Feel better now.

Death to pretty boys!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-19 12:20am

I know my vote as a straight man doesn't count, but Mad gets my vote based on the sheer reflected gorgeousness of the girl on his arm in the last photo.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-19 12:24am

Dalton wrote:Dammit, no comments on me. My ego is deflated.

*bans a few top posters*

Feel better now.

Hey Dalton, I like your pic. You look like the kind of guy who could wrestle a brown bear into submission.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-19 12:25am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:\
There's been no vote yet.

And no comments on MY pic? I got "Harry Potter on acid" and that's it...

Gahhh!!! Dammit Mitth, stop scaring me like that! Didn't I tell you that I'm alergic to anything Potter? Go back to England you damn wand-waving pretty boy!

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-10-19 01:06am

Alright damnit, I obviously can't compete with you young wiper snappers.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-10-19 01:08am

I have no freaking time. If anyone wants to orgainze the people into playoff groups fine. I just have to much to do to actually attempt to complete this contest.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-19 01:10am

darthdavid wrote:I have no freaking time. If anyone wants to orgainze the people into playoff groups fine. I just have to much to do to actually attempt to complete this contest.

It's saturday night, I'm bored and I have no date. I'll handle it.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-19 01:21am

Im clean shaven now, but the hair has another four moths worth of longevity.

Yes Im going for a personal record!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-19 01:24am

Dalton wrote:Dammit, no comments on me. My ego is deflated.

*bans a few top posters*

Feel better now.

FWIW, I think you look good.

Besides, Kuja has prettier eyes.
Keep telling yourself that.

Yes Zaia, listen to him. The truth is always encouraged here.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 01:32am

Chardok1
Chardok2
Chardok3

~ver

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-19 11:01am

Aww I like the last pic.

Ver-You look cute when you smile, i don't think you smiled in any other pics.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 11:14am

Fighter of Foo wrote:Aww I like the last pic.
Ver-You look cute when you smile, i don't think you smiled in any other pics.

If you're talking about the above pics.. the last three are not me. The last one is not me. Don't mistake it for me.

And yes.. I do get compliments on my smile. ^^; And my hair. ^^;;;;

~ver

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-19 11:55am

verilon wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:Aww I like the last pic.
Ver-You look cute when you smile, i don't think you smiled in any other pics.
If you're talking about the above pics.. the last three are not me. The last one is not me. Don't mistake it for me.

I knew the one guy wasnt you, but the guy in the white in the last pic really looks like you....

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 12:01pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:
verilon wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:Aww I like the last pic.
Ver-You look cute when you smile, i don't think you smiled in any other pics.
If you're talking about the above pics.. the last three are not me. The last one is not me. Don't mistake it for me.
I knew the one guy wasnt you, but the guy in the white in the last pic really looks like you....

I know.. very odd.. [shudders]

~ver