Check this odious little scuzzball neocon psycho out:
Precocious virgin hawklet and columnist-lite Ben Shapiro has yet to find a country he doesn't want us to fight. Iran? Sure. Saudi Arabia? They're planning to conquer America. Arafat? Expel all Palestinians. France? They may be asking for it. Russia? We need to keep an eye on what might be the "New Cold War." He doesn't care about civilian casualties. He wrote, "America is finished with pacifism. Good riddance."
Well, Ben, as the folks at LewRockwell.com have pointed out, if you really believe it, enlist! Unlike most of your neocon brethren, you are the right age to up and fight for whatever guerre du jour you guys are pushing.
Or is it that you'd rather just write tough from your cushy little UCLA dorm, fighting nothing but dildoes?
I just had to post it- it just never occured to me you could have neocons that weren't flabby, middle aged, draft-dodgers.
It appears spineless cowardice combined with being a complete loon (witness Richard Perle's "we must wage total war so our children will sing great songs about us" comment if you have any doubt about that) and being a neocon goes hand in hand, irrespective of your age.
Expect this poisonous little shit to become a serious political commentator on the likes of the Weekly Standard and Fox News in several years time.
You know a sceptic might say that the worm has turned, for once it was all the 'bleeding-heart hippies' who got the media attention ...
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I don't agree with the end of that opinion, though. He may be fighting dildoes in the open, but in the recess of his dorm he's surely trying hard to put the largest of them up his ass. He needs that for inspiration to write this stuff.
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, we have a term for people who never have been in the military but nonetheless espouse militaristic political views....
We call'em chickenhawks.
Personally I dislike the the term, its simplistic and is just as bad as saying a anti war protestor is 'anti-american'
"Oh you couldnt possibly propose we use the army, you have never been in it"
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
Neocon is to nice a word... I think right-wing hatfucker(no offence to the more right-leaning people here) is a better word...
I can almost understand the military solutions to the worldsproblems(after all, blowing things up is fun, and is so much easier than actually trying to work out our dfferences peacefully)
But the crusade against sex shop, and the deportationof palistinians... I thin this guy just has problems with porn and brown people.
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"Right-wing hatfucker" is incorrect. Neocons tend to be moderate and even liberal once and a while on domestic issues. They're just very hawkish on foreign policy.
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Durran Korr wrote:"Right-wing hatfucker" is incorrect. Neocons tend to be moderate and even liberal once and a while on domestic issues. They're just very hawkish on foreign policy.
Well his hatred of sex shops and his disire to deport all palistinians from isreal in a blatant display of prjudice and racism... Right Wing hatfucer is a personal title anyway. He is reasonably right wing(from what I see) and I consider him a hatfucker.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What is a hatfucker?? Somebody who has sex with a hat?
People around here just like to combine swear words with hats in order to produce new insults. Just a little while ago, everyone was calling people they don't like "asshats." Don't try to understand it, just smile and nod...
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What is a hatfucker?? Somebody who has sex with a hat?
People around here just like to combine swear words with hats in order to produce new insults. Just a little while ago, everyone was calling people they don't like "asshats." Don't try to understand it, just smile and nod...
Asshat is legitimate legal jargon.
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, we have a term for people who never have been in the military but nonetheless espouse militaristic political views....
We call'em chickenhawks.
In gay slang, a chickenhawk is an older gay man that cruises for *much* younger guys. Also known as a troll, due to their "trolling" the bar scene waters for boys.
This guy in the OP is just a loud-mouthed idiot, reminds me of the anti-porn guy. His hatred for sex shops probably stems from the fact that he's never gotten laid.
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, we have a term for people who never have been in the military but nonetheless espouse militaristic political views....
We call'em chickenhawks.
So FDR was a chickenhawk, then?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, we have a term for people who never have been in the military but nonetheless espouse militaristic political views....
We call'em chickenhawks.
So FDR was a chickenhawk, then?
Kind of difficult to accuse the Commander in Chief of that, don't you think?
The chickenhawk argument always amuses me. I wonder if it's OK for the ones making the accusation to support the police taking aggressive action to reduce crime (after all, most of them have never been cops).
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What is a hatfucker?? Somebody who has sex with a hat?
People around here just like to combine swear words with hats in order to produce new insults. Just a little while ago, everyone was calling people they don't like "asshats." Don't try to understand it, just smile and nod...
Besides, it is like calling someone beyond useless. I mean, think about it-- a hat for your ass? What's the point?
I mean, unless you're thinking of "Depends", which is another category of insult...
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Ben Shapiro wrote:But it is not a suddenly conservative economic policy that causes the Bruin editors to get fighting mad over the Little Sex Shop Around the Corner. "The problem with defining what is inappropriate lies in choosing whose values are worth more. Many find Biblical or otherwise religious paraphernalia offensive to their beliefs. Would the same effort be made to keep out a Christian bookstore from the Westwood community? Not likely."
Any paper equating a Christian bookstore with a pornographic sex shop is not worth the paper it is printed on. This is another disgusting example of an attempt to strip away stable values and implement a set of "subjective, tolerant, diverse" values.
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What is a hatfucker?? Somebody who has sex with a hat?
People around here just like to combine swear words with hats in order to produce new insults. Just a little while ago, everyone was calling people they don't like "asshats." Don't try to understand it, just smile and nod...
Hatfucker was first coined on ASVS. I'm pretty sure it was Kynes who concieved of it.
Hatfucker is a fine insult. It means, quite literally, that someone is so pathetic that he fucks hats. This simultaneously claims that:
A) The hatfucker has no sex life, so he must fuck hats
B) The hatfucker is so stupid that he doesn't realize that a hat is probably the least pleasurable household object that one might try sticking his dick into.
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I prefer "fucktard," myself. In fact I've gotten many people to adopt that word.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What is a hatfucker?? Somebody who has sex with a hat?
People around here just like to combine swear words with hats in order to produce new insults. Just a little while ago, everyone was calling people they don't like "asshats." Don't try to understand it, just smile and nod...
Besides, it is like calling someone beyond useless. I mean, think about it-- a hat for your ass? What's the point?
I mean, unless you're thinking of "Depends", which is another category of insult...
An asshat is someone who has their head up their ass. Thus their ass acts as a hat.
Darth Wong wrote:
B) The hatfucker is so stupid that he doesn't realize that a hat is probably the least pleasurable household object that one might try sticking his dick into.
Garbage disposals are pretty common. Personally I prefer simply to add the word "fucking" at least once only another word or long string that I think describes the subject.
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Durran Korr wrote:I prefer "fucktard," myself. In fact I've gotten many people to adopt that word.
Oh yes, fucktard is a truly excellent insult. Totally self-explanatory, too.
Was that an invention of here or ASVS? I honestly haven't heard it used anywhere else.
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