Natural energy sources.. Or why LJ rocks still.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 03:39am

A friend of mine wrote:If we could find a way to turn web trolls, flamers, and game nazis(STFU n00b!)into raw electricity, we would have an endless renewable power source.

~ver

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-10-19 03:41am

Hehe, but what's LJ? If it's something obvious that I'm missing due to tiredness, please hit me with a brick...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 03:45am

The_Lumberjack wrote:Hehe, but what's LJ? If it's something obvious that I'm missing due to tiredness, please hit me with a brick...

LiveJournal.

~ver

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-10-19 03:49am

Oh God... HAHA! So true though, if we could power the world with stupidity we could power the universe at the same time.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 2003-10-22 01:08am

A friend of mine wrote:If we could find a way to turn web trolls, flamers, and game nazis(STFU n00b!)into raw electricity, we would have an endless renewable power source.

Renewable? This assumes they are capable of reproduction.

A power generation scenario involving such sources would somewhat resemble nuclear breeder reactors: Moronic parents produce idiot children.

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Hyperion wrote:Oh God... HAHA! So true though, if we could power the world with stupidity we could power the universe at the same time.

But that would require stupidity to have mass.

And we all know stupidity is not conserved.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-22 01:09am

Raven wrote:
A friend of mine wrote:If we could find a way to turn web trolls, flamers, and game nazis(STFU n00b!)into raw electricity, we would have an endless renewable power source.
Renewable? This assumes they are capable of reproduction.
A power generation scenario involving such sources would somewhat resemble nuclear breeder reactors: Moronic parents produce idiot children.

Unfortunately, true.

~ver

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-10-22 01:17am

Hyperion wrote:Oh God... HAHA! So true though, if we could power the world with stupidity we could power the universe at the same time.

Bah, don't power the universe with stupidity. That would imply that there is some level of entropy that is lower than stupidity. Find that, and you could set off a universal phase-change that will be the end of us all!