I stuck my head out of a vagina 36 years ago today...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-19 04:08am

...and screamed.

Happy fucking birthday to me...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-19 04:11am

And I finished OCRing The Fleet That Had to Die

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-10-19 04:40am

Frank Hipper wrote:...and screamed.

Hrm, that why you're gay? Early woman-related trauma?

I kid, I kid.

Frank Hipper wrote:Happy fucking birthday to me...

Yes, happy birthday to you. Go get drunk, laid, vomit and wake up the next morning regretting it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 04:45am

I saw "vagina" and "my head" and your name as the author.. I didn't know if it was anything good..

Happy berfday, though.

~ver

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-19 05:28am

Frank Hipper wrote:...and screamed.

Happy fucking birthday to me...

God, you're older than I am.

P.S. Was it really that traumatic, Frank?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-10-19 05:30am

Happy B-day!!

And you're two yeares behind me.

Congrats!!!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-19 05:32am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: God, you're older than I am.

P.S. Was it really that traumatic, Frank?

I was three weeks late, practically a ten month baby. I still like to sleep in.

It was cold and very bright out there, hell yes it was traumatic, I wanted back inside that thing!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-19 05:39am

Frank Hipper wrote:I was three weeks late, practically a ten month baby. I still like to sleep in.

I'm sure your mother was really pleased by that habit.

It was cold and very bright out there, hell yes it was traumatic, I wanted back inside that thing!

*blinks* Well, that was surprising.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-19 05:43am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I was three weeks late, practically a ten month baby. I still like to sleep in.
I'm sure your mother was really pleased by that habit.

For some reason, discussions about her labor with me always end with me getting slapped in the face.

It was cold and very bright out there, hell yes it was traumatic, I wanted back inside that thing!
*blinks* Well, that was surprising.

Thank you. I do try....

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-19 05:51am

Frank Hipper wrote:For some reason, discussions about her labor with me always end with me getting slapped in the face.

Good. You deserve it. We'll find a reason why later.

Thank you. I do try....

Yes, I suspect you even figured out we don't have cooties before biology--though maybe that's a bit generous.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-19 05:56am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: Yes, I suspect you even figured out we don't have cooties before biology--though maybe that's a bit generous.

Cooties? No.

Vagina Dentata? Possiblee....

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-19 05:57am

Dude, you're almost twice as old as I thought you were.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-19 05:58am

Frank Hipper wrote:I was three weeks late, practically a ten month baby. I still like to sleep in.

It was cold and very bright out there, hell yes it was traumatic, I wanted back inside that thing!

If you want back in so badly, why are you gay? Or does it have to be your mother's vagina?

<---Frank getting that image out of his head for the next month.

Just my birthday present. Happy happy.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-19 05:59am

Shinova wrote:Dude, you're almost twice as old as I thought you were.

*shoots self*
And most people are surprised to hear how young people on the board are.....

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-10-19 07:59am

Happy Birthday

MarkIX · Post by **MarkIX** » 2003-10-19 08:15am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Shinova wrote:Dude, you're almost twice as old as I thought you were.
*shoots self*
And most people are surprised to hear how young people on the board are.....

wouldn't it be more in keeping with tradition to shoot the messenger, thats why we have the phrase after all. BTW Happy birthday hope you have lots more.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-19 08:24am

Actually, Frank, you're younger than I thought you were, you old git

Hint - if you really wat to climb back inside, ylu might have to put your head back near one....

Just try not to think of cream cheese

*ducks and runs*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 08:27am

InnerBrat wrote:Actually, Frank, you're younger than I thought you were, you old git

Hint - if you really wat to climb back inside, ylu might have to put your head back near one....

Just try not to think of cream cheese

*ducks and runs*

Or foam, for that matter.

[runs away]

~ver

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-19 09:52am

Happy birthday Frank Hipper. How do you plan on celebrating your birthday ?

Even though you are more than twice my age but I never guessed it. You seem so young and full of youth.

BTW I think the title of the thread may offend some people. You may want to change it.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-19 09:56am

evilcat4000 wrote:BTW I think the title of the thread may offend some people. You may want to change it.

Are you offended?
The best way to deal with offensive things on this board is to come out and say it. We dont' worry about 'maybe' offending people.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 10:02am

evilcat4000 wrote:BTW I think the title of the thread may offend some people. You may want to change it.

And that has stopped people before how? Oh, please, I think you've been around long enough to know that your one little opinion doesn't count against the majority. If you're offended.. well.. too fucking bad. [shrugs]

But as IB said.. if you're offended, all you have to do is say so.

~ver

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-19 10:04am

Are you offended?
The best way to deal with offensive things on this board is to come out and say it. We dont' worry about 'maybe' offending people.

I was slightly offended since people usualy do not talk about their birthdays like that. Not that I demand that the title should be changed.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-19 10:08am

Good show old man.

Now go get drunk or something and revel you having a better view of birth then most.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-19 10:08am

InnerBrat wrote:Are you offended?
The best way to deal with offensive things on this board is to come out and say it. We dont' worry about 'maybe' offending people.

Goddamn right! We go right for the goatsex "definitely offending" people approach!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-19 10:10am

evilcat4000 wrote:
I was slightly offended since people usualy do not talk about their birthdays like that. Not that I demand that the title should be changed.

My friend, this board is the heir to ASVS. That title was so normal it's about the equivlant of standard speech for here. If you want truly offensive...

...Well, you don't, and don't ask.

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