Tried most of the options above, and none of them worked for varying reasons.
Why can't you just say you're going to see one of the movies that ISN'T rated R? You said yourself they won't check your ID.
Local theater only shows two movies, buddy. Thanks for the condescening rolleyes, you obivously know my local theaters better than I do.
All of this is moot, as I have achieved, through varied and devious means, the viewing of the movie. Fuckin' A. Wonderful movie.
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.