I stuck my head out of a vagina 36 years ago today...

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-19 10:16am

...Well, you don't, and don't ask

i do, i've never seen offensive

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 10:24am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:
I was slightly offended since people usualy do not talk about their birthdays like that. Not that I demand that the title should be changed.
My friend, this board is the heir to ASVS. That title was so normal it's about the equivlant of standard speech for here. If you want truly offensive...

...Well, you don't, and don't ask.

Right.. none of us really want to risk getting banned..

~ver

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 10:25am

Zac Naloen wrote:
...Well, you don't, and don't ask
i do, i've never seen offensive

The only thing considered truly offensive here will get someone banned if posted. I don't think so.

~ver

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-19 10:32am

My friend, this board is the heir to ASVS. That title was so normal it's about the equivlant of standard speech for here. If you want truly offensive...

...Well, you don't, and don't ask.

I understand. Thank you.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-19 12:18pm

Happy birthday Frank *HUGE KISS AND HUGS*. I've personaly always been more attracted to older people.

On another note anyone offended by something as trivial as this threads title really has no place in this den of depravity.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-19 08:41pm

Yeah, I guess you haven't seen some of our other threads....

there is MUCH worse out there.

And frank, happy birthday! *puts party hat on*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-19 08:43pm

I just started pissing myself laughing thinking "What if Frank was actually 50 years old when he wrote this exact post..."

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-19 08:56pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I just started pissing myself laughing thinking "What if Frank was actually 50 years old when he wrote this exact post..."

ROFL

hahahahaha.....whoo.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-19 08:58pm

I stuck my head INTO a vagina 36 days ago.

No, not really.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-19 09:59pm

Happy Birthday Frank

36 lashes... er I mean birthday spankings anyone?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-20 12:46am

Frankie-baby! Happiest of happy days to you, my sweet! *kisses Frank's cheek*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-20 04:22am

Happy Birthday Uncle Frank.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-20 04:30am

happy b-day (sorr)

s4end fellow great old one some newbies to eat.

MarkIX · Post by **MarkIX** » 2003-10-20 05:16am

Lord Pounder wrote: On another note anyone offended by something as trivial as this threads title really has no place in this den of depravity.

I don't think of it as a den of depravity I like to think of it as a wretched hive of scum and villiany

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-10-20 05:29am

Happy B-day Admiral!

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-20 12:41pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:And frank, happy birthday! *puts party hat on*

That's not where you're supposed to put it.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-10-20 02:00pm

Happy Birthday Frank!

I have a birthday favor I wish to bestow upon you!

(In private of course! SLURP!

)

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-20 02:13pm

BrYaN19kc wrote:Happy Birthday Frank!

I have a birthday favor I wish to bestow upon you!

(In private of course! SLURP! )

*bitchslaps Bryan into an airless locker from a local high school, and
then locks him inside it*

We don't need that kind of image floating around our heads; one
flaming queer quaker is enough for us.

PS, Frank. warplan BLACK is a go, repeat, warplan BLACK is a go.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-20 02:25pm

MKSheppard wrote:
BrYaN19kc wrote:Happy Birthday Frank!

I have a birthday favor I wish to bestow upon you!

(In private of course! SLURP! )
*bitchslaps Bryan into an airless locker from a local high school, and
then locks him inside it*

We don't need that kind of image floating around our heads; one
flaming queer quaker is enough for us.

PS, Frank. warplan BLACK is a go, repeat, warplan BLACK is a go.

*The roof of a tall building several klicks to the east*

Sn0 sets the Nightstinger Sniper Rifle's scope to Wall-Penetration Imaging (Commonly referred to as 'WallHack Mode!"), sees Shep abusing the poor boy, and sets the power level of the massive weapon to an appropriate level.

Then he zooms in, aims at Shep's head, squeezes the trigger, and unleashes invisible Death*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*The bolt slices through the school's concrete, brick, and steel structure and hits Shep's head which explodes, sending blood, gore, and bone shrapnel everywhere*

Then Sn0 keys his wrist comm and speaks: "Corporate Avenger to Foxtrot Hotel, Primary Threat eliminated, proceed with extraction."

F.H.: "Roger that, Corporate Avenger, sending Alpha Team in now!"

C.A. "Acknowledged, Corporate Avenger out"

Sn0 (to himself): I R 31337 C4MP!N6 PH4GG07!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-21 10:42pm

I may be a few days late, but I'll say it now: Happy Birthday.

And the title of the thread had me thinking: Wouldn't it be just wrong if someone said "I was in my mother 35 years ago. And I was born 50 years ago!"?