aerius wrote:Well if it makes you feel any better I once got hugg-kissy and made out with a 15 year old when I was 19, and I have not become a pedophile nor developed a fetish for young female teens. On the other hand the 21 year old guy who dated my friend's 14 year old kid sister did end up in jail...for car theft.
18 is my lower limit. 17 if she's really worth it. 16 is out of the question. Even so, I avoid freshmen girls because they don't have a damn clue as to what they want and still have boyfriends back home or whatever, so it's not worth me pulling my hair out over.
Damien Sorresso
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Alicia, it seems you have most of the underage boys of SDNet hitting on you... or at least YT300000...
Anyway, *thwap* She's taken.
As to the pedofile-ish thing, nine year old girls used to have an incredible fascination with me. Cute in a way, but there was no way in hell I was gonna do anything with them... that's close to what you guys are talking about, isn't it?
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"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
It's good that the top three were actually females who post here. Some of the original entrants were kind of ridiculous because they were people who had never posted here and probably never will. One of them was even a music celebrity!
For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron.
But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
"This is what happens when you use trivia napkins for research material"- Sea Skimmer on "Pearl Harbour".
"Do you work out? Your hands are so strong! Especially the right one!"- spoken to Bud Bundy
I can understand why a gal such as Zaia would be hesitant to post pictures of herself on a message board. Us beautiful people have to be careful, after all, or we'll get stalkers.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Gil Hamilton wrote:I can understand why a gal such as Zaia would be hesitant to post pictures of herself on a message board. Us beautiful people have to be careful, after all, or we'll get stalkers.
I don't mean to be rude, but is there any particular reason?
There are a couple reasons. One, I have a pretty low opinion of the way I look, especially when I compare myself with people as lovely as the finalists here, Doz and Tevar (both of whom should've been in it). Two, right as the original "Hey, let's have a Miss SD.Net contest!" thread was posted, some pretty upsetting things happened involving a guy that I was sort of seeing for the better part of a year (he didn't want to be involved with me but with an ex-student of mine who lives 400 miles away, and was pretty shitty about the whole thing). Bad timing.
So..yeah. That's why.
Gil: LOL, yeah, that's why. Sure.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Gil Hamilton wrote:I can understand why a gal such as Zaia would be hesitant to post pictures of herself on a message board. Us beautiful people have to be careful, after all, or we'll get stalkers.
Riiight
I was actually stalked for four months. Not over the internet, though; someone who lived near my college sophomore year. I know Gil was only kidding, but...well, yeah.
Not that it's relevant, I guess, but it sort of is. I think. I don't know; I'm tired.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Gil Hamilton wrote:I can understand why a gal such as Zaia would be hesitant to post pictures of herself on a message board. Us beautiful people have to be careful, after all, or we'll get stalkers.
Riiight
I was actually stalked for four months. Not over the internet, though; someone who lived near my college sophomore year. I know Gil was only kidding, but...well, yeah.
Not that it's relevant, I guess, but it sort of is. I think. I don't know; I'm tired.
Sorry, I was rolling my eyes at Gil and his comment about being a beautiful person. People who actually call themselves beautiful people are either kidding (as I'm sure Gil was) or they live in Aspen, CO.
Sorry to hear that you were stalked; sometimes guys can do some pretty fucked up things. But then I got stalked by a girl in high school too, although I was dating her at the time
The Kernel wrote:Sorry, I was rolling my eyes at Gil and his comment about being a beautiful person. People who actually call themselves beautiful people are either kidding (as I'm sure Gil was) or they live in Aspen, CO.
Yes yes, I was joking about myself there, but honest truth is that I don't consider myself to be an unattractive male specimen.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Fighter of Foo wrote: I can't think of one bad thing about her.
You don't know me very well, do you?
(PS. Not that it's getting that way, but I don't think anyone needs to justify not entering. Just a polite request)
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
The Kernel wrote:Innerbrat, Fighter of Foo is just indulging it a little bit of elder/hero worship. You wouldn't deprive her of that would you?
Oh, so you can think of a bad thing about me then, can you?
*taps foot*
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
The Kernel wrote:Hmmmm...uhhh...I mean...that is...you like making guys sweat?
And girls, but we'll not go there..
~ver
But it's sooo much FUN!
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
The Kernel wrote:Hmmmm...uhhh...I mean...that is...you like making guys sweat?
And girls, but we'll not go there..
~ver
But it's sooo much FUN!
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Fortunately for InnerBrat's jolliness, the Kernel doesn't know the proper response to what she said. What he should have said, boys and girls, is "Yes, I can think of bad things about you; you are making me answer this question under threat of dangerous WITCH-y wiles."
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
i can think of a bad thing innerbrat has done... she requested the phone number of my 15 year old girlfriend
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Fighter of Foo wrote:
I see Han likes me. Though im curious to why he was going to kill me.
It's because Star Wars is actually a Greek Tragedy in disguise.
Luke comes *THIS* close to scoring with his sister, and he does kill his dad. Eat your heart out, Freud.
Mayabird is my girlfriend
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-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.