Grossest hard alcohol

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2003-10-20 12:42pm

What's the grossest and most disgusting hard alcohol you have ever taken shots of or drank strait from the bottle? If you say Grain, I pity you for being that crazy to drink it strait.

Mine is whiskey (Maker's). I think that stuff just tastes foul - even more foul than cheapo tequila which I think tastes like a football player's fermented sweat socks.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-20 12:44pm

I once had to drink half a bottle of Teachers to prevent my lovestruck flatmate from drinking an entire bottle of Teachers.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-20 12:48pm

I don't like hard alcohol period...which is not to say I haven't had my share of lobster spooge and engine degreaser, I just don't like it....of course, after three or four shots, who gives a fuck? That said. Fucking Crown Royal. Nasty fucking aromatic horesepiss tastes like it was fermented in the holding tank of your local sewage treatment plant for twenty-seven years and filtered through Richard Dawson's liver, a vat of transmission fluid, and rotting, maggoty pigshit.

And before you ask, yes, I've been smashed off my ass before on that garbage....I ended up crawling in the snow, nearly forging a path by virtue of my steaming projectile vomit.....Ahh to be young again....

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-20 12:51pm

It's a tie between Jagermeister and Southern Comfort.

~ver

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-10-20 12:53pm

Yukon Jack.........god damn that shit tastes like the fermented sweat from the balls of a Canadian mountain climber.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-10-20 12:58pm

Ouzo, greek aniseed drink... absolutely disgusting

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-20 01:09pm

Southern Comfort

Can't stand that crap. It's the first thing I got drunk on and I hated the result so much that I did't touch alcohol for a year after that.

Fucking sickening sweet crap, the smell turns my stomach(sp?)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-20 01:13pm

Faram wrote:Southern Comfort

Can't stand that crap. It's the first thing I got drunk on and I hated the result so much that I did't touch alcohol for a year after that.

Fucking sickening sweet crap, the smell turns my stomach(sp?)

Ouch.. that sucks.. Then again, I refuse to ever drink Bacardi O again.

In fact, I will drink JD before I will drink SoCo. o.O

~ver

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-10-20 01:25pm

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-20 01:47pm

Faram wrote:Southern Comfort

Can't stand that crap. It's the first thing I got drunk on and I hated the result so much that I did't touch alcohol for a year after that.

Fucking sickening sweet crap, the smell turns my stomach(sp?)

You ever try Southern Host? It's like a knockoff version of Souther Comfort.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-20 01:51pm

I don't drink. I think all alcohol is shitty. Tho I hear that true-beers (like Guiness) are pretty good, and I'm inclined to buy some and boil off the alcohol. I'm not interested in poisoning myself.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-20 01:53pm

Patchine(sp?) is fecking vile, i drank it the night me street had a queens jubilee party, it can literally rot your insides and tastes like anti-freeze. Other than that i can dribk anything.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-20 01:53pm

Grain, and yes I've drunk that garbage straight...ah to be younger and dumber.

Abisinthe isn't that bad....well aside from frying one's brain.

Most of the other hard liquors vary.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-10-20 01:58pm

Jegermeister!

Of course a shot or two or three never hurt anybody!

It does taste pretty good mixed with Irish Cream!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-20 02:00pm

I got your Irish Cream right here Bryan.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-20 02:02pm

Lord Pounder wrote:I got your Irish Cream right here Bryan.

You can tell all the gay boys from the straight boys when the first thing we think of when we read "Irish Cream" is.. Well, your spooge.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-20 02:05pm

This place is thick with innuendo, i love it.

Baileys is actually pretty nice, any other irish cream isn't as good.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-20 02:07pm

-is surprised no one's said anything about Schnapp's/Pucker's/Loreux-

~ver

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-20 02:07pm

Sambuca. Only time I *EVER* barfed from Alky. Who the fuck was the jackass who invented that shit?

SoCo? I can take half a dozen good swigs from the bottle no problem!

BrYaN19kc wrote:Jegermeister!

Of course a shot or two or three never hurt anybody!

It does taste pretty good mixed with Irish Cream!

I got your Irish Cream here too laddie!!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-20 02:10pm

I like Schnapps. Peach Schnapps is to die for.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-10-20 02:11pm

Lord Pounder wrote: This place is thick with innuendo, i love it.

Baileys is actually pretty nice, any other irish cream isn't as good.

I ALWAYS have Irish Cream when I cum to your house!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-20 02:12pm

Lord Pounder wrote:I like Schnapps. Peach Schnapps is to die for.

You NEED to try an upside-down apple pie shot..

-pinch of sugar at bottom of shot glass
-pinch of cinnamon at bottom of shot glass
-one shot German Apple Schnapp's
-one can whipped cream

Stir first three in shot glass, take half the shot, spray whipped cream in mouth, take the rest of the shot.

~ver

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-20 02:13pm

Absinthe, provided you don't die first before the aftertaste. That's what I hear anyway.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-10-20 02:17pm

I've never met a gin that didn't taste like paint thinner.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2003-10-20 02:18pm

I had a shot of room temp. absinthe that my friend got from spain this past weekend. The aftertaste is a strong licorice/mint flavor like a toothpast, but thats not what made it bad. It burned my throat and left it feeling scarred and scratchy for 15 minutes. Needless to say: Absinthe+Jagermeister = el vomito