French Judge caught masturbating during Trial.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-20 08:12pm

Unbelievable
Mon October 20, 2003 09:31 AM ET
BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.

The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.

One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said.

The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.

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Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-20 08:23pm

That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-20 08:24pm

That lady must feel good knowing judges mastribate to her voice.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-20 08:25pm

Oh, those saucy French!

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-10-20 08:26pm

That would be sweet.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-10-20 08:26pm

a Judge playing with his mallet.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-10-20 08:39pm

You know, they probably wouldn't let you masteurbate while packing the Happy Meals at McDonalds, yet if you're judging a case...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-20 08:46pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:
That lady must feel good knowing judges mastribate to her voice.

Yea, im sure it was her voice and not her other, more visual, qualities.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-10-20 08:49pm

That is... that's hilarious.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-20 08:54pm

...I think for the first time in my life...I don't have an opinion one way or the other about something...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-20 08:59pm

Damn. She must have been hot.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-10-20 09:35pm

or at least had some back.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-20 09:36pm

neoolong wrote:Damn. She must have been hot.

I clicked the link expecting pictures.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-20 09:47pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.

Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-10-20 09:48pm

Wow. I don't know what to say, except that that was damn funny. "Unambiguous gestures"... 's great.

And also I hate typing two thats in a row.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-10-20 09:49pm

Rye wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.

Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...

Do you know what a Filibuster is?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-10-20 09:50pm

Rye wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.

Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...

Men typicaly have better bladder control. So she was forced to do something else.

Most often when a filibuster is run its a team effort and they switch off to a partner. It works best with 3 or 4 people. You can get a bathroom break when you need it and you can rest for 8 hours or more.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-20 09:54pm

Why do the French always get into scandals?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-20 10:20pm

Alyeska wrote:
Rye wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.

Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...
Men typicaly have better bladder control. So she was forced to do something else.

Most often when a filibuster is run its a team effort and they switch off to a partner. It works best with 3 or 4 people. You can get a bathroom break when you need it and you can rest for 8 hours or more.

Filibusters are awesome.. Not only the politics of it, but also due to the shear torment you can inflict on others...

Thank about it... Strom Thurmond... Civil Rights Act... 24 hours and 18 min... Talking about NOTHING!!!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-20 10:26pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Filibusters are awesome.. Not only the politics of it, but also due to the shear torment you can inflict on others...

Thank about it... Strom Thurmond... Civil Rights Act... 24 hours and 18 min... Talking about NOTHING!!!!

Wouldn't people giving filibusters sometimes read things completely irrelevant to the subject to waste time, like food recipes?

And, for the subject, [Insert pun related to masturbation and judges].

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-20 10:31pm

Heh.

What made him think he could do that in court?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-10-20 10:36pm

He shouldda just wanked himself under the robe ... it wouldda been safer ... but im assuming hes done this many times before and hes a true professional, so i dont think i have the credentials to argue.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-20 10:39pm

YT300000 wrote:Why do the French always get into scandals?

Because America is a bunch of fucking prudes.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-20 11:20pm

Gandalf wrote:Heh.

What made him think he could do that in court?

Because he's the one with the black robes.

baelfire1945 · Post by **baelfire1945** » 2003-10-20 11:31pm

I've finally discovered what I want to be when I grow up.