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Women like assertive men...usually jackasses, jerks, etc...are assertive.

And Mike's be a leader goes well under any circumstances with women(be it clubbing, college, what not)
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I hearby declare myself the leader of the site.

Everyone fall into line. NOW!.

Now I just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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Gandalf wrote:I hearby declare myself the leader of the site.

Everyone fall into line. NOW!.

Now I just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Don't make me beat you with my cane youngin :P
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Ghost Rider wrote:Women like assertive men...usually jackasses, jerks, etc...are assertive.

And Mike's be a leader goes well under any circumstances with women(be it clubbing, college, what not)
Clubbing is that when she hits you with a large blunt object and then pepperspray you? j.k.

actually I used to fun clubbing after I was 22, I would be the designated driver, nice sitting back sipping Carbonated water on Ice, while everyone made asses of them selves.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Clubbing is that when she hits you with a large blunt object and then pepperspray you? j.k.
To some of my college buds...pretty much what did happen :P

Funniest thing to watch at times.
actually I used to fun clubbing after I was 22, I would be the designated driver, nice sitting back sipping Carbonated water on Ice, while everyone made asses of them selves.
I was desingnated for a long time...had a boat load of fun driving the drunks to well....wherever I wanted to.

Ah Virginia Beach and watch them play in the sand....memories.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I hearby declare myself the leader of the site.

Everyone fall into line. NOW!.

Now I just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Don't make me beat you with my cane youngin :P
Your time has ended. The leadership needs new blood.

Behold my new regime, then again, if we fight, we'll look good in front of the ladies.
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Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Chatting with the female DD was also fun. We are after all the one's who aren't playing "The Game" so to speak.
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nah. I can confirm. Girls develop crushes on assholes, and when the assholes rip their still-beating hearts from their flesh, they crawl back to their friends in tears.

It's a cycle I'v seen the same girl go through 10 times now, and she's just begun anew with a new crush on another jackass guy who should be in jaol.
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jenat-lai wrote:nah. I can confirm. Girls develop crushes on assholes, and when the assholes rip their still-beating hearts from their flesh, they crawl back to their friends in tears.

It's a cycle I'v seen the same girl go through 10 times now, and she's just begun anew with a new crush on another jackass guy who should be in jaol.
I have a similar friend, she's had a few bad relationships with assholes, her current boyfriend treats her like dirt, he admits to all that he just uses her for sex, and never lets her go out with friends. To cap it off, he's systematically alienating all of her male friends, and when our grade went on a picnic as a farewell from the school, he followed the bus and stayed there all day.
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Gandalf wrote:Your time has ended. The leadership needs new blood.

Behold my new regime, then again, if we fight, we'll look good in front of the ladies.
This really has the opposite effect when your trying it over the net.
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Gandalf wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:nah. I can confirm. Girls develop crushes on assholes, and when the assholes rip their still-beating hearts from their flesh, they crawl back to their friends in tears.

It's a cycle I'v seen the same girl go through 10 times now, and she's just begun anew with a new crush on another jackass guy who should be in jaol.
I have a similar friend, she's had a few bad relationships with assholes, her current boyfriend treats her like dirt, he admits to all that he just uses her for sex, and never lets her go out with friends. To cap it off, he's systematically alienating all of her male friends, and when our grade went on a picnic as a farewell from the school, he followed the bus and stayed there all day.
Women like those aren't typical examples however. There are always cases of emotional fuck-ups in every area.

My problem in attracting a partner has been that, and i'm sure i'm not alone here, i tried too hard. Women can smell despiration like a dog smells fear amd it repels them. These days i'm actually making some headway in the relationship stakes. How did an emotional wreck like me do this? I stopped giving a shit. Honestly i was in the pub recently with a few friends, i'd decided that it was more trouble than it;s worth to try and attract a partner and i became myself. I became as charming as i wanted to be when on the pull, i actually remembered funny stories and i just ignored it when the women in my company showed attraction to me. The result? I got kissing one woman and i got the phone numbers of 3 others.
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Lord Pounder wrote: My problem in attracting a partner has been that, and i'm sure i'm not alone here, i tried too hard. Women can smell despiration like a dog smells fear amd it repels them.
I've noted something similar... some females are actually more entertaining to be together with (even more open!) when you're not desperately in love with them.
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Ghost Rider wrote:I was desingnated for a long time...had a boat load of fun driving the drunks to well....wherever I wanted to.

Ah Virginia Beach and watch them play in the sand....memories.
LoL drunks on sand :lol:
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ArmorPierce wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I was desingnated for a long time...had a boat load of fun driving the drunks to well....wherever I wanted to.

Ah Virginia Beach and watch them play in the sand....memories.
LoL drunks on sand :lol:
Sounds like a cocktail.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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