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sheesh Im glad I didnt use that I dea for your Card, otherwise I could have blamed it on a bad curry.
I was thinking a very pleasing female form, with a trio of Union Jacks to make it PG-13 enough, with a Gnome on a bloody pike.
Cuz you should have been Miss SDnet, so I voted anyway....
Oh look at me Im rambling!
Tough shit, you have to keep reading bwahahahah!!!!!! Well you dont have to but your curiosity will probably take you at least this far.
do you have a preferred weapon of choice innerbrat? Pehaps the splintered femur of an Iguanodon? Or maybe one of those wicked Thumb Claws, though thats not as funny to draw.
I was thinking a very pleasing female form, with a trio of Union Jacks to make it PG-13 enough, with a Gnome on a bloody pike.
Cuz you should have been Miss SDnet, so I voted anyway....
Oh look at me Im rambling!
Tough shit, you have to keep reading bwahahahah!!!!!! Well you dont have to but your curiosity will probably take you at least this far.
do you have a preferred weapon of choice innerbrat? Pehaps the splintered femur of an Iguanodon? Or maybe one of those wicked Thumb Claws, though thats not as funny to draw.
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
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Hmmm- think you can lash a raptor's toe claw to a iguanodon humerus (lighter and more easily wielded)Darth Fanboy wrote:do you have a preferred weapon of choice innerbrat? Pehaps the splintered femur of an Iguanodon? Or maybe one of those wicked Thumb Claws, though thats not as funny to draw.
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Hahahaha i thought that too, along with the "did i do that" seems to fit so well.InnerBrat wrote:Zaia - the queen of atomic farts!
(sorry, but that's what it looks like)
LMAO!And the first E Trading Card is out for the Gnome side.
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Yeah, the Zaia one is a huge fart joke, no matter what you try to say.
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I can imagine you in one of those large chef hats (damnit.. can't remember what they're called )Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Yeah, the Zaia one is a huge fart joke, no matter what you try to say.
I am awaiting my card.
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Heh, my card was first. Though I was actually expecting something of me wielding my sawed-off shotgun or some other weapon of doom, but the Stabby Knife is good enough.Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Yeah, the Zaia one is a huge fart joke, no matter what you try to say.
I am awaiting my card.
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A big Oops and APology to The Zaia card, it was mistakenly posted unfinished.
Normally Id have just left it but, lets just say whenever I think of Zaia I prefer feminine redhead, and not anal expulsions.
Normally Id have just left it but, lets just say whenever I think of Zaia I prefer feminine redhead, and not anal expulsions.
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
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LOL--I didn't think of that at first, because I knew what the explosion was from...
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a blast from the past, because its so very true.
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I just wonder if you remembered to bring fresh milk, and some carrot margarita's with 151 Rum in them, to placate the CoK & the Sluggite Hoardes.
*BM Bun-Bun launches a slug-doken attack,*
Erm I guess you remembered the Carrot & Celery Margarita's but given his aim it look's like a wee bit much 151 Rum, man are you ok, that looks like it hurts....
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Erm I guess you remembered the Carrot & Celery Margarita's but given his aim it look's like a wee bit much 151 Rum, man are you ok, that looks like it hurts....
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First Ever Special Edition vs! Card.
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no likey?InnerBrat wrote:Hmmm...
Impressive rack, I must say.
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
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you kidding? I'd love a chest like that.Darth Fanboy wrote:no likey?InnerBrat wrote:Hmmm...
Impressive rack, I must say.
hips, well, they're nice too.
But cheers, DF. *hugs*
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*is squished by hug* hey I dunno, this feels pretty good to me!
*is slapped across face* now that could use a little work.
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Movie Poster! WOOT!
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<giggles insanely>
That's some funny shit DF.
That's some funny shit DF.
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Fanboy... YOu have done bang up job... I eagerly await the crading card featuring yours truley...My spine tingles just thinking about it.
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hehe, that is a pretty kick ass movie poster.
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I duno, Im not planning on doing any art/writing stuff for awhile, even the Gnome hunter stuff.
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