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Listen To Her speak!
Below are only a few of the 14 different phrases that the Ann Coulter Action figure says when you press her button.
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Good Lord, they can't be serious. Why make the woman EASIER to mock!?
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
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If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
*L* set her up next to the R Lee Ermy motivationa figure .
Yes there is a 12 inch figure of "Gunny"
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,
Iceberg wrote:Good Lord, they can't be serious. Why make the woman EASIER to mock!?
Because she's a lunatic?
I'm just waiting for them to come out with a matching Michael Moore doll. Make a whole line a political extremists. Maybe bring out a Pat Buchanan and Ralph Nader as well.
Holy CRAP! I'm a prophet! A while ago I predicted that a Talking Ann Coulter plushie doll and it's sort of come true!
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America as much as liberals. They don't have the energy. If they did have that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
LOL!
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
Iceberg wrote:Good Lord, they can't be serious. Why make the woman EASIER to mock!?
Because she's a lunatic?
I'm just waiting for them to come out with a matching Michael Moore doll. Make a whole line a political extremists. Maybe bring out a Pat Buchanan and Ralph Nader as well.
Comparing Michael Moore to Ann Coulter is ignorant at best. Ann Coulter is a racist, facist bitch whereas Moore is an ultra-liberal that likes to piss people off. BIG differance.
Comparing Michael Moore to Ann Coulter is ignorant at best. Ann Coulter is a racist, facist bitch whereas Moore is an ultra-liberal that likes to piss people off. BIG differance
Let me guess ..pulled that from DU
Sudden power is apt to be insolent, sudden liberty saucy; that behaves best which has grown gradually.
The Kernel wrote:Comparing Michael Moore to Ann Coulter is ignorant at best. Ann Coulter is a racist, facist bitch whereas Moore is an ultra-liberal that likes to piss people off. BIG differance.
Gee, are you shitting me? There's a idealogical difference between an extremist liberal and an extremist consevative. No fucking shit.
But they're both a dishonest political fringers with a blinding obedience to their respective parties that have some how managed to attract a suprisingly large following.
Comparing Michael Moore to Ann Coulter is ignorant at best. Ann Coulter is a racist, facist bitch whereas Moore is an ultra-liberal that likes to piss people off. BIG differance
Let me guess ..pulled that from DU
I don't care for Michael Moore much. But he doesn't go around acusing people of treason for no reason does he? Coulter makes me sick.
The Kernel wrote:I don't care for Michael Moore much. But he doesn't go around acusing people of treason for no reason does he? Coulter makes me sick.
No, he makes different groundless accusations.
Have you actually read his books or Ann Coulter's? Try comparing Stupid White Men to Slander or Treason and you tell me which scares you more. Moore at least CAN be insightful once in awhile (see Bowling for Columbine if you haven't) whereas I've never heard or read a single thing by Coulter that is anything by inflammetory, racist garbage. This woman is an insult to the human race.
The Kernel wrote:Have you actually read his books or Ann Coulter's? Try comparing Stupid White Men to Slander or Treason and you tell me which scares you more. Moore at least CAN be insightful once in awhile (see Bowling for Columbine if you haven't) whereas I've never heard or read a single thing by Coulter that is anything by inflammetory, racist garbage. This woman is an insult to the human race.
Ann Coulter is a bit scarier in the short term, Moore in the long term. Both are fond of making baseless claims and distorting the truth.
The Kernel wrote:Have you actually read his books or Ann Coulter's? Try comparing Stupid White Men to Slander or Treason and you tell me which scares you more. Moore at least CAN be insightful once in awhile (see Bowling for Columbine if you haven't) whereas I've never heard or read a single thing by Coulter that is anything by inflammetory, racist garbage. This woman is an insult to the human race.
Ann Coulter is a bit scarier in the short term, Moore in the long term. Both are fond of making baseless claims and distorting the truth.
I'm curious just what about Moore scares you in the long term? What changes do you think he wants to make that will effect you so bad that it would be worse in the long-term to have him as president as oppossed to Coulter. Please, enlighten me.
The Kernel wrote:I'm curious just what about Moore scares you in the long term? What changes do you think he wants to make that will effect you so bad that it would be worse in the long-term to have him as president as oppossed to Coulter. Please, enlighten me.
He's another nanny state liberal who also happens to believe that our nation has no right to pursue policies in our best interest if they offend people.
Comparing Michael Moore to Ann Coulter is ignorant at best. Ann Coulter is a racist, facist bitch whereas Moore is an ultra-liberal that likes to piss people off. BIG differance
Let me guess ..pulled that from DU
Did you pull that from ScamRepublic? Coulter has expressed interest in wanting college liberals dead (do a google search for Ann Coulter College Liberals and see the quote). Moore hasn't said anything close to what would be an equivalent. They are universes apart in terms of disgustingness.
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
Stormbringer wrote:He's another nanny state liberal who also happens to believe that our nation has no right to pursue policies in our best interest if they offend people.
You know Stormbringer, I can make very specific claims about Ann Coulter being an extremist wacko who distorts the truth, but so far, you've done nothing but keep calling him an extremist liberal and make broad generalizations without being specific.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
The Kernel wrote:I'm curious just what about Moore scares you in the long term? What changes do you think he wants to make that will effect you so bad that it would be worse in the long-term to have him as president as oppossed to Coulter. Please, enlighten me.
He's another nanny state liberal who also happens to believe that our nation has no right to pursue policies in our best interest if they offend people.
Liberalism is bad, m'kay?
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
Stormbringer wrote:He's another nanny state liberal who also happens to believe that our nation has no right to pursue policies in our best interest if they offend people.
You know Stormbringer, I can make very specific claims about Ann Coulter being an extremist wacko who distorts the truth, but so far, you've done nothing but keep calling him an extremist liberal and make broad generalizations without being specific.
Most people seem to hate Moore simply for being such a controversial liberal. --of course they have no idea about his politics or views, they simply remember his academy awards speech (hint: when you win the Oscar, you have the right to say anything you want to America; that's part of the prize).
Stormbringer, you need to make specific claims about Moore if you expect people to take you seriously. Judging by your words, I'm guessing you have no idea what Moore is about and you simply like to buy into popular Michael Moore bashing. I hate Ann Coulter because I know EXACTLY what she is about. You seem to hate Moore for simply existing and being liberal.
Moore is dishonest sometimes, and likes to exaggerate, and is farther to the left than I feel comfortable with.
Coulter is an evil bitch that the world would be better off without, and she makes Moore look like totally honest. I can honestly say that Coulter is at least a hundred times worse than Moore could ever be.
Did you see her daily show interview. Most. Hilliarious. Thing. Evar.
I need to find a video clip of that one. It was so fucking funny hearing steward trash her mindless propaganda by sarcastically supporting her and listening to the audience boo her outlandish statments, i practically wet myself laughing.
