French Judge caught masturbating during Trial.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-21 12:01am

neoolong wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Heh.

What made him think he could do that in court?
Because he's the one with the black robes.

Hmmm, the white stain might be a giveaway.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-10-21 05:01am

baelfire1945 wrote:I've finally discovered what I want to be when I grow up.

What? A female lawyer?

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-21 05:48am

Boba Fett wrote:
baelfire1945 wrote:I've finally discovered what I want to be when I grow up.
What? A female lawyer?

I think he wanted to be a French judge.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-10-21 08:09am

evilcat4000 wrote:
Boba Fett wrote:
baelfire1945 wrote:I've finally discovered what I want to be when I grow up.
What? A female lawyer?
I think he wanted to be a French judge.

I know, but you know I'm evil...

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-21 11:42am

Wow...well, you know those amorous French, I'm guessing this judge was the black sheep in the herd...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-10-21 12:01pm

Wow. And of course, now I want pictures of that lawyer.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-21 12:17pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:Wow...well, you know those amorous French, I'm guessing this judge was the black sheep in the herd...

I don't think that's the right color considering all the judges have black robes.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-21 12:59pm

Where's a ninja when you need one...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-10-21 01:48pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Why do the French always get into scandals?
Because America is a bunch of fucking prudes.

so jerking off at work in a room full of people is a display of France's enlightened attitudes toward sexuality?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-21 01:51pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Why do the French always get into scandals?
Because America is a bunch of fucking prudes.
so jerking off at work in a room full of people is a display of France's enlightened attitudes toward sexuality?

Wait till the hippies get wind of it. They'll be jacking off in the middle of buses, parks...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-21 02:42pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Why do the French always get into scandals?
Because America is a bunch of fucking prudes.
so jerking off at work in a room full of people is a display of France's enlightened attitudes toward sexuality?

In a court of law none the less.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-10-21 03:48pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote: Because America is a bunch of fucking prudes.
so jerking off at work in a room full of people is a display of France's enlightened attitudes toward sexuality?
In a court of law none the less.

now if only the jury would break into spontaniuos cock pushups, the mockery of justice would be complete!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-21 04:54pm

neoolong wrote:Damn. She must have been hot.

She must've been one of the few french women that knows how to shave.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-21 05:35pm

I wonder how they found out?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-21 05:41pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
neoolong wrote:Damn. She must have been hot.
She must've been one of the few french women that knows how to shave.

I resent that, just because the men folk are unwashed arrogant sons of bitches, don't mislabel such fine women as Laetitia Casta and Sophie Marsaue(sp?)

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-21 09:20pm

Unfortunately those two fine women are the exception rather than the rule. French women are generally hairy in all the wrong places.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-21 09:30pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Filibusters are awesome.. Not only the politics of it, but also due to the shear torment you can inflict on others...

Thank about it... Strom Thurmond... Civil Rights Act... 24 hours and 18 min... Talking about NOTHING!!!!
Wouldn't people giving filibusters sometimes read things completely irrelevant to the subject to waste time, like food recipes?

And, for the subject, [Insert pun related to masturbation and judges].

Yep... Imagine someone talking about cornbread for 12 hours.. or reading Great Expectations for 14 hours etc etc etc.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-22 12:17am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wonder how they found out?

A suspicious blotch on his robes I imagine.

Why couldn't he wait till he went to his chambers?

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-10-22 01:03am

Gandalf wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wonder how they found out?
A suspicious blotch on his robes I imagine.

Why couldn't he wait till he went to his chambers?

Because he is a wanker?

[audience] *Groan* [/audience]

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-22 04:34pm

Lord of the Farce wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wonder how they found out?
A suspicious blotch on his robes I imagine.

Why couldn't he wait till he went to his chambers?
Because he is a wanker?

[audience] *Groan* [/audience]

For that insolence, I shall see you dead.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-10-22 04:59pm

those crazy French, if an American judge was that crazy to do something like that at least he would have the balls to do it right and be getting a hummer in court and not be caught spanking it.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-10-22 05:00pm

For some reason when I read that article the only thing I could think about is the guy in "Judge Dred" (terrible movie, BTW) saying. "That's funny. I must be a judge."

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-22 05:36pm

You know, I don't know whether I should just laugh at the comedic value of this story, or post more insults at the french.