Man falls off cliff after ant attack!

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-10-22 07:32am

Man falls off cliff after ant attack!

well...beside being most amusing, we all want to know exactly how ants made a man fall off a cliff...sounds a lot like he was on the pretty pipe at the time...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-22 07:35am

Yeah, him and his friends were "Admiring he night sky" I like that. MEans they were stoned off their asses and the sky was soooo pretty.....*drool* hey! OUCH! *slip* DOH! That's too funny.

"My God! It's full of stars!"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-22 07:38am

The article obviously neglected to mention these were 50ft tall ants from space.

It Came From Red Alert!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-22 12:04pm

What the hell was he doing on an anthill in the first place?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-10-22 12:09pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:The article obviously neglected to mention these were 50ft tall ants from space.

It Came From Red Alert!

Hail Ants! I'd just like to point out to our new Ant overlord that as a celebrity I will be able to assist them in gathering slaves for their underground sugar mines.

*Screen behind Kent Brockman changes to huge ant with whip*

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-10-23 09:54am

Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-23 10:04am

Hethrir wrote:Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...

ROFLMAO!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-10-23 10:05am

Hethrir wrote:Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...

It appears that idiots will put up anything these days.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-23 10:09am

Vympel wrote:
Hethrir wrote:Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...
It appears that idiots will put up anything these days.

I think it's great, especially the fools who take it as real and email the guy with corrections. Bwahaha, real ultimate power!

Now that's comedy, my friend.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-10-23 11:01am

The man was playing the live version of "Ants in my Pants"

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-10-23 01:12pm

MYTH: Ant farms are fun toys for children.
TRUTH: Buying an ant farm is the equivalent of setting up an explosive camera in your house. The ants in your so called "farm" will spy on you, and may eventually attack.

Comic GOLD!