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Yanni or Justin Timberlake... You get one free swing to the head

Justin Timberlake
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Yanni
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Post by Utsanomiko »

I'm voting for Yanni, simply for the fact that while Justin Timberlake will be gone in a few years (Anyone remember the Hanson brothers or the Backstreet Boys? No? My point has been made.), Yanni has been a thorn in my ear for years and years; the fact nobody likes his music hasn't dented that.

Then again, if Justin's career would otherwise last over 3-5 years, I'd definitely vote for the Bluebird of Death to visit his house instead. This poll should have put him against Michael Bolton or Kenny G.
aerius wrote:Justin Timberlake, but instead of a shot to the head I want to kick him in the nuts so hard that the remains of his testicles will have to be surgically removed.
You're claiming Timberlake has nuts?

Source, please? :P
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Hm, could I use brass knuckles of some sort for this one free punch?
Or even better....just one swing with a shinai....obviously at Timberlake....
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

Timberlake. Wether or not I like his music, Yanni is an actual musician. Justin just says what people write for him to say, and he doesn't have much more talent than a normal choir singer.

Furthermore, he was a total ASSHAT at the MTV music awards, because he said that Johnny Cash deserved the award he got, but he didn't give it to him.

Yeah, way to go, Justin!
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Justin Timberlake. Get's a smack with a bat, and is then hauled off by an elite hit squad. Not just because it's him, but because he represents everything that I despise in current music trends.

Can I put huge spikey nails in the bat as well?
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Post by Nathan F »

Timberlake. Little wussified craptastic boy band guy. I could do some damage with a single punch, as well. A well placed the right place, and we wouldn't have to hear him ever again...
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Post by Next of Kin »

The_Lumberjack wrote:Justin Timberlake. Get's a smack with a bat, and is then hauled off by an elite hit squad.
:lol:

That would do the trick but I would have him pummelled by drunken soccer hooligans.
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Post by Audrie_Dawn »

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:I'm voting for Yanni, simply for the fact that while Justin Timberlake will be gone in a few years (Anyone remember the Hanson brothers or the Backstreet Boys? No? My point has been made.), Yanni has been a thorn in my ear for years and years; the fact nobody likes his music hasn't dented that.

Then again, if Justin's career would otherwise last over 3-5 years, I'd definitely vote for the Bluebird of Death to visit his house instead. This poll should have put him against Michael Bolton or Kenny G.
aerius wrote:Justin Timberlake, but instead of a shot to the head I want to kick him in the nuts so hard that the remains of his testicles will have to be surgically removed.
You're claiming Timberlake has nuts?

Source, please? :P
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JT popped Britney!!! He must die!!
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

Yanni... I dont listen to Timberlake, and he is.. like.. sexy...
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You're claiming Timberlake has nuts?

Source, please?
He is a man. So there is no reason he should not have them unless he met with an accident or suffered from birth defects.
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Post by Demiurge »

Death from the Sea wrote:Kill Yanni. At least Timberlake gave us a funny moment on Punk'd when he was Punk'd. I laughed when he was on the verge of tears. Yanni has never made me laugh. Kill Yanni.
Yanni makes me laugh whenever I look at him.
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Post by Zoink »

I'll say neither. I don't like either, but I have no particular desire to see them injured.
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