Top Secret HAB unit unveiled today..

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-22 05:34pm

Chardok wrote:THOSE DOGS DON'T HAVE FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!

Because this is why:

(Yeah, I know it looks shitty....but thats because its a 5 minute job in photoshop....)

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-22 05:38pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Chardok wrote:THOSE DOGS DON'T HAVE FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!
Because this is why:

http://vertigo12.freeyellow.com/laserdog.jpg

(Yeah, I know it looks shitty....but thats because its a 5 minute job in photoshop....)

EYEBEAMS!!!!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-22 05:41pm

Shinova wrote:EYEBEAMS!!!!

Who do you think made that image of Tron with them?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-22 05:48pm

What are the dogs and MP5s supposed to do to the mecha units you so revile?

Oh, right, jack.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-10-22 05:49pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Chardok wrote:THOSE DOGS DON'T HAVE FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!
Because this is why:

http://vertigo12.freeyellow.com/laserdog.jpg

(Yeah, I know it looks shitty....but thats because its a 5 minute job in photoshop....)

I see that Tron has started a new programme.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-10-22 05:56pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:What are the dogs and MP5s supposed to do to the mecha units you so revile?

Oh, right, jack.

I doubt they're intended to defend against giant robots. So all it means that Indonesia can be nivaded with unwiedly and inefficient war machines.

Well big-flipping-deal to that. Anyone could invade and hold Indonesia with a set of screwdrivers, 200' of rope, toothpase, and a box of popsicle sticks.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-22 07:21pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:What are the dogs and MP5s supposed to do to the mecha units you so revile?

Oh, right, jack.
I doubt they're intended to defend against giant robots. So all it means that Indonesia can be nivaded with unwiedly and inefficient war machines.

Well big-flipping-deal to that. Anyone could invade and hold Indonesia with a set of screwdrivers, 200' of rope, toothpase, and a box of popsicle sticks.

I could do it with a Leatherman.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-10-22 07:39pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:What are the dogs and MP5s supposed to do to the mecha units you so revile?

Oh, right, jack.

Actually, we've conducted numerous mecha weaspon tests with the equipment of your dead, and your machines constantly fall over please stop making it so easy for children with sticks to push over mecha attackers.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-22 07:43pm

SirNitram wrote:I could do it with a Leatherman.

Cheater. I could do it in a loincloth. And all I would need to bring would be a kitten.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-22 07:50pm

Chardok wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I could do it with a Leatherman.
Cheater. I could do it in a loincloth. And all I would need to bring would be a kitten.

Kittens are vastly powerful beings. A mere Leatherman implies far more skill.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-22 09:59pm

Chardok wrote:Cheater. I could do it in a loincloth. And all I would need to bring would be a kitten.

BAH! I could do it butt naked......with a rabbit!

pellaeons_scion · Post by **pellaeons_scion** » 2003-10-22 10:08pm

Do it with a spoon its far more challenging. Leathermen have all those pointy bits that make victory assured

Seriously though, I would hate to invade indonesia..shit terrain, not too helpful locals, the muslims hating the west etc...
sorry to break the mood, let the idiocy continue

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-22 10:14pm

Fear the attack dog. And guys, I could take it over with nothing but a garden gnome.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-22 10:17pm

No, we had best decease with this blatant hijack and get back on topic lest we feel the wrath of the spaminator....

I feel that using Dogs is a superior tactic, especially when protected by high-tech bulletproof vests. They would have the ability to sniff out hiding terrorists in urban terrain, and wanr their handlers before they were in range of danger.
Indonesian guy: Hey. dog say bad guy there.
Indonesian guy #2: Behind dumpster?
IG1: Yeah.
IG2: SMASH STOOPID DUMPSTER!!!
IG2: *lobs handy leatherman*
Terrorist: Ack! Allah! Save me! Alas! I am now dead!
IG1: Puppy do good.
IG2: terrorist not do good.
Ig1: Huhuh...next time, puppy use
FRICKIN' LASER BEAM!!! MUAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!

Okay, so the idiocy continues....

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-22 10:17pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Chardok wrote:Cheater. I could do it in a loincloth. And all I would need to bring would be a kitten.
BAH! I could do it butt naked......with a rabbit!

Pfft, cheater. You'd have an army of vicious killer rabbits in a week. Those damn things don't need two to breed, those fuckers are asexual.

pellaeons_scion · Post by **pellaeons_scion** » 2003-10-22 10:19pm

*shudder* rabbits!! You cruel bastard!...you'll be accused of the warcrime of the century! Oh the humanity! Think of the children!</stupid_mode>

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-22 10:20pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Fear the attack dog. And guys, I could take it over with nothing but a garden gnome.

You lying sack of DOGSHIT

! a Gnome is useless alive or dead, And would only make a partially effective paperweight! Gnome indeed. The indonesian plant life would laugh at your attempt to take over their land with nothing but a garden Gome! then they would eat him. then you would be forced to Ha Do Ken the entire island off the face of the earth. Christ, the whole scenario was based on invading and Taking Over the Island, not cleaving it into it's component molecules! you fool! *thwap*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-22 10:22pm

Chardok wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Fear the attack dog. And guys, I could take it over with nothing but a garden gnome.
You lying sack of DOGSHIT ! a Gnome is useless alive or dead, And would only make a partially effective paperweight! Gnome indeed. The indonesian plant life would laugh at your attempt to take over their land with nothing but a garden Gome! then they would eat him. then you would be forced to Ha Do Ken the entire island off the face of the earth. Christ, the whole scenario was based on invading and Taking Over the Island, not cleaving it into it's component molecules! you fool! *thwap*

Actually I was thinking of using the gnome as target practice...and I would undoubtedly blow up indonesia with that...

But I like your idea better.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-22 10:31pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Pfft, cheater. You'd have an army of vicious killer rabbits in a week. Those damn things don't need two to breed, those fuckers are asexual.

MUHAHAHAH!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-22 10:32pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Pfft, cheater. You'd have an army of vicious killer rabbits in a week. Those damn things don't need two to breed, those fuckers are asexual.
MUHAHAHAH!

Wait a minute...you said you'd be naked with the rabbit...

UGH! Unclean! A half-rabbit half-man army of doom!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-22 10:37pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Wait a minute...you said you'd be naked with the rabbit...

UGH! Unclean! A half-rabbit half-man army of doom!

Not possible. I'm not welsh.

See, a welshman would sleep with anything cute and has white fur.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-22 10:37pm

No worries, Captain, due to my extensive studies in Rabbit-man cross breeding. I can say with impunity that a half rabbit man is not unlike a Garden Gnome in their combat effectiveness. ie. not very.
Your only worry would be that, in a few short days, the whole island would be populated with billions of man-rabbits who would have no choice but to resort to cannibalism. In short, they would eat themselves to extinction. your job would be better served on a convienient off-shore oil rig, watching them eat and eat and eat, until nothing was left but blasted earth. Then you could just walk onto the island and declare yourself supreme leader of this pristine, gnome-free land. (Arguably it would be the last gnome-free land on earth) and it would serve as a base of operation from which to train fellow BM and hone your skills to finally rid the world of the Gnome SCUM!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-22 11:31pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:What are the dogs and MP5s supposed to do to the mecha units you so revile?

Oh, right, jack.

Yawn, have the Mecha Fanwhores sunk this low?

*falls a sleep and begins snoring*

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-23 12:46am

MKSheppard wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:What are the dogs and MP5s supposed to do to the mecha units you so revile?

Oh, right, jack.
Yawn, have the Mecha Fanwhores sunk this low?

As low as HAB? No, this was a one-time deal.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-23 03:11am

DPDarkPrimus wrote: As low as HAB? No, this was a one-time deal.

Not my fault we work together and hand off your poor guys
to the next HABite when one of us gets tired, and essentially
smother you under a rain of logic. Now if you would only
organize instead of being a bunch of morons who run
around alone, you might have a chance.