Famous People Are Stupid, Insane, or Both

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-24 04:32am

Pamela Anderson threatens her own health, and other stories.

Anderson recently told Howard Stern that because she has hepatitis C, she only has five to 10 years left to live and is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle for the sake of her children.
So a Pam fan was stunned to see the stricken star swilling booze on a Swedish TV show. Health-care professionals have said that people with hepatitis C ? which affects the liver ? should not drink alcohol.
?She was on a show called ?High Chaparral? and she drank glögg ? it?s an alcoholic drink (that) Swedes drink at Christmas ? and red wine,? according to a source. ?Now they?re having a contest where you can win her wine glass and glögg glass.?
Anderson?s rep didn?t return calls for comment.

No ones ever accued Ms anderson of Intelligence before, so its not that hard to believe. Take a note guys, if you want a chance at this lovely lady you better do it quick AND Id recommend extra protection.

Does Ashley Olsen have an impersonator?
Onlookers were buzzing that someone who looked an awfully lot like the multi-media mega-rich 17-year-old was sipping beer at a Columbia University football game on Saturday.
?Ashley Olsen is supposedly dating a member of the football team and was here to see him play,? says a source who was there. ?I can?t tell Ashley from (her identical twin) Mary-Kate, but everyone was saying it was Ashley,? says the source, who adds that the young woman in question didn?t have her own drink. ?She was drinking from other people?s beer and sort of trying to cover it up so people who were watching couldn?t see that well,? says the source. ?But she wasn?t drunk. She was just having fun.?
But Olsen?s rep insists that the beer-sipping cutie wasn?t Ashley and adds that the star was in Los Angeles on Saturday.

Im not against drinking per say, but when its common knowledge what your age is, and your face is one of the more recognizeable in the world, why would you go around in public breaking ze law?

Angelina Jolie says that her newest tattoo ? five vertical lines of ancient Cambodian script on her shoulder which she had done six months ago in Thailand ? is supposed to ward off bad luck. She now has a total of 24 tattoos, and they also help ward off nude scenes. . . .

Damnit Angelina, And you knew I was hoping for a sequel to "Gia".

Steven Seagal wants to be appreciated for his mind as well as his body. ?I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day rather than a sex symbol,? the underemployed action star said, according to PeopleNews.com. . . .

What the hell has he been smoking?

Rod Stewart?s girlfriend recently told a magazine that she sometimes accidentally calls him her father, but that?s okay, the 58-year-old singer says. He told GMTV that he sometimes introduces 32-year-old sweetie Penny Lancaster as his daughter.

Ew, Old people. Can you Imagine what Rod Stewarts Prom was like? I wonder if he could possibly imagine that his future wife was still about 8 years from being born. Gross.

linky

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-24 05:19am

Take it from one who appreciates the male form, Steven Segal has NEVER, and I mean NEVER, been a sex symbol.

Perhaps if you like arrogant, flabby, no-talent, out of shape assholes he could be one, but not fer this man afficianado.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-10-24 07:56am

Frank Hipper wrote:Take it from one who appreciates the male form, Steven Segal has NEVER, and I mean NEVER, been a sex symbol.

Perhaps if you like arrogant, flabby, no-talent, out of shape assholes he could be one, but not fer this man afficianado.

He meant to say, "sex symbol for my kid's next 16 year-old babysitter".

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-10-24 08:01am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Angelina Jolie says that her newest tattoo ? five vertical lines of ancient Cambodian script on her shoulder which she had done six months ago in Thailand ? is supposed to ward off bad luck. She now has a total of 24 tattoos, and they also help ward off nude scenes. . . .

I think they said that it cost something like $100,000 to digitally erase all of her tattoos for the nude scenes in the movie Original Sin

Incidentally, the non-rated version of that film is pretty graphic for a mainstream movie. She takes it in the ass from her "brother" and Antonio Banderas pounds the shit out of her a lot more forcefully than in the American version, which still has plenty of skin in it.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-10-24 08:53am

Tsyroc wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:
Angelina Jolie says that her newest tattoo ? five vertical lines of ancient Cambodian script on her shoulder which she had done six months ago in Thailand ? is supposed to ward off bad luck. She now has a total of 24 tattoos, and they also help ward off nude scenes. . . .

I think they said that it cost something like $100,000 to digitally erase all of her tattoos for the nude scenes in the movie Original Sin

Incidentally, the non-rated version of that film is pretty graphic for a mainstream movie. She takes it in the ass from her "brother" and Antonio Banderas pounds the shit out of her a lot more forcefully than in the American version, which still has plenty of skin in it.

Where can I find this version?

(This is my 1500th post? it just seems so.....bland)

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-24 09:25am

Okay I know who all those people are exept Ashley Olsen, what have she done to make her famous

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-24 09:31am

Ashley Olson and her twin sister Mary Kate are very well known in the US for playing the character Michelle Tanner from the time they were infants to about nine years old on the wishy-washy family sitcom Full House that aired on ABC from 1987 to 1995.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-24 09:38am

Okay tv sitcom, that explains it . Sitcoms is a waste of time IMHO I never watch em so even if it aired here I still would not known who she was. Thanx for the info.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-24 10:18am

Nice to see stars being dumber then usual...for us the adoring public.

As for no next Gia...ah well we can dream.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-10-24 01:53pm

Ghost Rider wrote:As for no next Gia...ah well we can dream.

Wasn't "Gia" some sort of biopic?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-24 02:01pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:As for no next Gia...ah well we can dream.
Wasn't "Gia" some sort of biopic?

Yes.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-24 04:07pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ashley Olson and her twin sister Mary Kate are very well known in the US for playing the character Michelle Tanner from the time they were infants to about nine years old on the wishy-washy family sitcom Full House that aired on ABC from 1987 to 1995.

And then afterwards making one or two direct-to-video movies every year.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-24 04:13pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ashley Olson and her twin sister Mary Kate are very well known in the US for playing the character Michelle Tanner from the time they were infants to about nine years old on the wishy-washy family sitcom Full House that aired on ABC from 1987 to 1995.
And then afterwards making one or two direct-to-video movies every year.

THey're worth at least $300 million apiece, what with the clothing/media Empire thing they have going on, its fucking absurd.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-10-24 04:54pm

They're the annoying as fuck teen girl idols for girls who watch the family channel. Probably get money from pat too the bastards.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-10-24 05:41pm

Tsyroc wrote:I think they said that it cost something like $100,000 to digitally erase all of her tattoos for the nude scenes in the movie Original Sin

WTF?? I have a $70 alcohol based makeup kit that covers tattoos!!

Methinks people are overusing CGI. In "Dogma" apparently, they had to digitally erase a thong off of Chris Rock! Why not an ass double?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-24 06:36pm

I don't know too low tech, purhaps they were worried it would rub off during the filming.....

geeze a little fleshtoned body paint, and it won't come off short of alcohol rub....

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-24 06:40pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I don't know too low tech, purhaps they were worried it would rub off during the filming.....

geeze a little fleshtoned body paint, and it won't come off short of alcohol rub....

Alcohol RUB???

My religion condems any use of alcohol that don't involve drinking it in one for or an other.

Just made that religion up, think that's going to be the the first command.

Thou shall not vaste alcohol.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-24 06:44pm

You CAN"T DRINK rubbing Alcohol!!

besides I use it all of the time, as a diabetic so sue me.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-24 06:45pm

Faram wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:I don't know too low tech, purhaps they were worried it would rub off during the filming.....

geeze a little fleshtoned body paint, and it won't come off short of alcohol rub....
Alcohol RUB???

My religion condems any use of alcohol that don't involve drinking it in one for or an other.

Just made that religion up, think that's going to be the the first command.

Thou shall not vaste alcohol.

Hey if you want to drink rubbing alcohol be my guest.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-24 06:50pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:You CAN"T DRINK rubbing Alcohol!!

besides I use it all of the time, as a diabetic so sue me.

Ahh it's metanol. Thought it was plain old etanol

sorry...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-24 06:52pm

no problem...

I was getting worried if you would come after my car next for it's anti-freeze habit....

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-24 06:56pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:no problem...

I was getting worried if you would come after my car next for it's anti-freeze habit....

Naaw we have plenty of anti-freeze here in the land of polar bears & vodka, I don't need to bum from your car

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-24 07:21pm

At least Angelina Jolie's newest tattoo doesn't have the name of a new lover she'll probably be divorced with in 3 months.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-24 07:36pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:You CAN"T DRINK rubbing Alcohol!!

besides I use it all of the time, as a diabetic so sue me.

Actually, I've seen drinks that had small amounts of rubbing alcohol as an ingredient.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-24 10:08pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Take it from one who appreciates the male form, Steven Segal has NEVER, and I mean NEVER, been a sex symbol.

Perhaps if you like arrogant, flabby, no-talent, out of shape assholes he could be one, but not fer this man afficianado.

LMFAO!!!

Tsyroc wrote:
He meant to say, "sex symbol for my kid's next 16 year-old babysitter".

Eww.

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