Love

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-10-23 06:00pm

Yep, I've posted another random bit of weirdness... read it, comment, and other stuff, you know?

Love by The Singular Quartet

So I said, "BOOM, BABY, BOOM" and she was so totally like "Oh, yes!"
as we crossed the parking lot. I don't even know if she knew my name,
and fuck, I didn't even know hers as we got into her car and drove
off towards her apartment.

And you know what? I didn't particularly give a shit, either,
because she was HOT, I was hot, and we both wanted some action.

So we got to her apartment, and started playing strip poker with her
penguin, but we kept losing because it had a full tux on and had
waaaaay more clothing than we did, so we were naked in her apartment,
with this half-naked penguin which turned out to be an iguana, so we
both went to her room, and we were like "woh..."

So we talked for a while, and covered the usual bases. You know,
Soviet love satellites, narcissism in monasteries, and just how many
licks it is to the center of a tootsie pop , and we figured it was
somewhere between minus one, forty-two, and lazy eight.

And after alllll that, we had hot monkey sex involving several
implements of mass depravity, including hot dogs, chocolate-flavored
strawberry ice cream, and a very disturbed banana, and it went
loooooong into the night and it was loads of fun.

After that, I woke up in the morning, and was like "wow, that was a
messed up dream..." and ten I turned over, and there she was, naked
in the glory only afforded to goddesses of sex and sin, which I did
consider now her to be. And she awoke from her slumber, licking a
little bit of whipped cream from her lips (when did we use that?!)
and said "Morning deary! Want some more?!"

Naturally, I said yes.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-23 06:04pm

Not bad, at all.

Very .. interesting .. use of dialect in the writing. I think that it feels exciting while reading; a real attention-getter. Good job!

~ver

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-10-23 06:11pm

verilon wrote: Not bad, at all. Very .. interesting .. use of dialect in the writing. I think that it feels exciting while reading; a real attention-getter. Good job!

~ver

Personally, my favorite was watching people's faces as they read through this. Espeacially at the penguin bit, but the implements of mass depravity generally gets some good ones, too.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-10-24 11:06am

[Krusty The Klown] What the hell was that? [/Krusty The Klown]

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-10-24 11:52am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:[Krusty The Klown] What the hell was that? [/Krusty The Klown]

Pretty much. I wrote it in about five minutes witht he want to use "BOOM, BABY, BOOM!" in a sentence... and well... yeah.