What's the longest piss you've ever taken?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-25 03:10am

I just unloaded what seems to have been a damned gallon of piss a few
minutes ago, took like 17~ seconds to just get it all out.

Whats the longest you've pissed for?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-10-25 03:10am

You...time your pee?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-25 03:12am

Stravo wrote:You...time your pee?

THis is SDN man......should you even be shocked any more

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-10-25 03:13am

Longer than a full minute, I know that much

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-25 03:40am

Man, I dunno, Long time. Here's an interesting thought that hit me the other day. My GF is always bitching about how she wants to lose like 10 pounds, or five pounds or whatever....I thought to myself, Hell, a gallon of water weighs 8 pounds.....go take a good piss and you're done. Meh.

Spider sense kicking in...I feel danger....a blam is coming...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-10-25 04:02am

Can't say that I've ever timed it but I have had some long term urination fun thanks to mandatory unrinalysis in the military.

One day I was notified at muster that my number had come up (they pick digits of the last 4 of your SSN every morning) so I had to go to random unrinalysis. I got there and couldn't go so I went about drinking lots and lots of water plus some coffee then got back in line when I thought I could go.

Unfortunately the line was a little long and everyone was taking a long time (trying to make themselves go) so I was begining to cramp up while in line. By the time I got to the front again I was almost doubled over holding it in.

So, I got in there and filled the cup and had to keep pissing for quite a while after that (by the way, for those of you who haven't had to do urinalysis, the military makes sure that the urine is coming from you. This means that some guy is standing over your shoulder looking until you start to piss). What is worse is that for the rest of the work day it seemed like I had to piss at least every hour because of all the water and caffine I had that morning so I could do the stupid test.

This is why I really hate urinalysis tests. I'd much rather give a bunch of blood and have them check that for drugs than have to take a "whiz quiz".

Unfortunately I still have to do urine tests once a year when I go to the doctor but at least with those no one is looking over your shoulder while you try to piss in the cup.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-10-25 04:16am

When i was at the Bathurst a few years ago, there was a HUGE queue and when i got inside, there were dudes peeing for no-joke, 5 mins!

The longest I've ever gone would be about a minute.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-10-25 04:30am

Way too much beer and an awfully long bathroom line at the sports bar.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-25 07:13am

I am diabetic

I had a day when I got really, really sick, and needed to loose lots of glucose (man that hurts) through Urination. Two quarts at a time, every fifteen minutes for 3 hours....

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-25 09:15am

Going on for a few minutes.
I might need to go often, but it can store a hell of a lot from time to time.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-25 10:21am

The longest i've gone is about 30 seconds, and most of that was high-pressure ghostbuster stream.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-10-25 11:03am

Rye wrote:The longest i've gone is about 30 seconds, and most of that was high-pressure ghostbuster stream.

So you're saying that it went all over the place and only came close to it's target because it was so out of control?

AdmiralTDM · Post by **AdmiralTDM** » 2003-10-25 11:07am

Usually when I piss I try to hurry the hell up and get it over with...

Though at night when im half awake and stumble into the bathroom it does seem like it takes a fucking hour to get done... more like a min or so probly..

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-25 11:11am

Tsyroc wrote:
Rye wrote:The longest i've gone is about 30 seconds, and most of that was high-pressure ghostbuster stream.
So you're saying that it went all over the place and only came close to it's target because it was so out of control?

Hehe, and it destroyed the upholstery and made the light fitting fall down.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-10-25 11:24am

Rye wrote:
Hehe, and it destroyed the upholstery and made the light fitting fall down.

It sounds like you kicked it's ass.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-10-25 11:41am

This morning. It took atleast 45 seconds, man I shouldn't have drank so much water last night, hehe.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-25 12:29pm

It never occured to me that I should time how long I pee, but I'll guess 20 seconds max, probably after drinking a lot of water or something.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-10-25 12:35pm

One time, I probably blasted away for maybe 2 min. or maybe a little less but it sure as hell took a long time. I wonder when the next time will come though. It made me feel like a fireman.

~Jason

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-25 02:28pm

My AVERAGE piss time is 30 seconds.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-10-25 03:44pm

After seeing The Matrix Reloaded when I was really stoned, I held it in throughout the whole thing (though I was tempted to walk out during one of the countless pseudo-philosophical babbling sessions). After it ended, I ended up pissing for a good two minutes or so.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-25 03:48pm

When I saw Kill Bill I needed a piss halfway through but refused to go. That was a long one.

It's not so much actually doing it, it's when you're amongst other men then it's hard to go. I HATE that.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-25 03:52pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:When I saw Kill Bill I needed a piss halfway through but refused to go. That was a long one.

It's not so much actually doing it, it's when you're amongst other men then it's hard to go. I HATE that.

I know what you mean, i always default to trying to go in a cubicle or can sneakily pull a sly one and go in the girls' toilets, if there isnt a queue.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-10-25 05:26pm

Somewhere around 15 seconds.
Is this much?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-10-26 12:17am

If you pee off your roof, that's like a thirty-foot piss. That's pretty long.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-26 02:33am

Last night, I was taking a piss, it was like 2-3 minutes at full force, then a minute of on/off stuff. All this and I was pissing on a tree in the street scared someone would see.

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What's the longest piss you've ever taken?

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