'Charlie's Angels 2' Kill me now...

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'Charlie's Angels 2' Kill me now...

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My god, my girl rented and is watching this piece of trash right now. This is absolutely horrible and beyond stupid. I really think you have to have an IQ in the negative range to enjoy this tripe.

Have you seen it?
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What were you expecting, Shakespeare?

I've seen it, and I hate myself for it. The worse thing about it, is just about everyone in the movie is completely above the material.
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When I saw them advertising it with pictures of the three actresses wearing skimpy clothes in Maxim magazine, I realized what a shit movie it must be. You don't pull out the stops like that to advertise a film that you already think is going to do well at the box office.

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I just looked at the reviews for this on Yahoo. The average watcher gave it a 'B.' I am officially giving up hope for the human race. The average person is an idiot. I always knew it, but this really drives it home.
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Superman wrote:I just looked at the reviews for this on Yahoo. The average watcher gave it a 'B.' I am officially giving up hope for the human race. The average person is an idiot. I always knew it, but this really drives it home.
You ought to realize that half of them are dumber than that!
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I've seen it...more glad then not I knew the manager at the theatre so I got free tickets.

It was pretty much low end porn tease...nothing more.
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I might watch it if it had more attractive women. As it is, Drew Barrymore's ass is not enough to warrant a rental.

Don't get me wrong, they're not ugly. I just don't think that they're as great as most say.
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THey must die for besmirching the name of the Ka-52
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So it had a predictable pot, not too good action and a crap soundtrack, but it also had Cameron Diaz in a bakini!!! That on it'self redeemed the whole movie for me :D
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When I saw the preview and saw it, it looked like the movie rode the 'short bus' so to speak- seriously, it looked retarded. I couldn't understand what was going on. Even the presence of a Ka-52 couldn't get me to watch it.
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Well one more movie to my list of movies i will not waste money to see,if i ever watch it i`ll wait for it to air on tv,just like the first Charlie`s angels that airs this week on a FC network.
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Saw it, loved it. So there :P
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The only good thing about that piece of shit was that it had a .50 Desert Eagle. Come to think of it, it had two.

Still sucked, though.
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InnerBrat wrote:Saw it, loved it. So there :P
Possible bias note: You're a girl. :P
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It was cheap entertainment when a friend of mine rented it. :P

And I have seen worse. :wink:
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EmperorMing wrote: And I have seen worse.
Which is shining testamount to a movie's quality, considering how crappy so many movies are. :roll:
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Superman wrote:Have you seen it?
I haven't, but I can still virtually guarantee that House of the Dead was worse. :D
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Saw it, loved it. So there :P
Possible bias note: You're a girl. :P
Additional possible bias note: I want to have hot steamy sex with Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore
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InnerBrat wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Saw it, loved it. So there :P
Possible bias note: You're a girl. :P
Additional possible bias note: I want to have hot steamy sex with Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore
You're forgiven... :twisted: :twisted: :P
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I enjoyed the movie.
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InnerBrat wrote:Additional possible bias note: I want to have hot steamy sex with Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore

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Ok,
Demi Moore= sexy
Lucy Lui= sexy
Cameron Diaz= sexy(except when she was in the CSI disguise)
Drew Barrymore= NOT sexy, I don't think she looked good in a single part of that movie.

the movie was crap but it was good for some eye candy.
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InnerBrat wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Saw it, loved it. So there :P
Possible bias note: You're a girl. :P
Additional possible bias note: I want to have hot steamy sex with Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore
Can't argue with that. :P
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Last night i watched the first Charlie`s Angels movie,and the action was mildly interesting some scenes were too unrealistic others plain stupid,the girls have too much knowledge of weaponry to be believable.

and Bosley (Bill Murray) carving a gun in soap with his teeth come on :roll:
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i fell asleep both times i tried to watch the first one.... i didn't bother going to see the second one. putting " smack my bitch up" in a movie doesn't improve it, but most action movie directors seem to think it does ....



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