This is what happens when you feed these critters (raccoons)

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-10-26 07:18pm

Oops... 10 of'em!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-26 07:22pm

Have you been feeding the animals again??

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-10-26 07:25pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Have you been feeding the animals again??

Blame my mom... This is the culumnation of about 4 years of feeding the little buggers. (you know that whole thing about an animal population breeding within the limits of their food supply? Well.... Uhm... Crap...)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-26 07:28pm

hehe... Maybe you could... steal one of the younglings and have a tame, pet racoon...

But I would advise not messing wth them... mean little buggers

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-26 07:31pm

Raccoons suck. You shouldn't feed them.

Too late for you though. Hahaha.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-10-26 07:32pm

Today on the Redneck cookbook JimBob shows you how to make Racoon Stew.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-26 07:36pm

Meh, they're not mean unless they feel threatened. And a more content group of raccoons I've not seen. I love em. they're cute, and smart the Humae society set up a trap behind our house once in Tennessee, thinking we had a bobcat or something, and we caught a raccoon....He was so scared...you could see it in his eyes, when I opened the cage and stepped back, he kinda gave me a "Gee, thanks!" look and ambled on out, without so much as a look back.....they're cool....

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-10-26 07:36pm

Ah, the things I could do with an army of trained racoons...:blisses out:

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-26 07:46pm

Racoons are evil, they trash our garden and break into our garbage cans leaving garbage everywhere. I hate the damn things. They became less of a problem after I started hunting them with pellet guns, slingshots, and arrows. It made me quite happy when I pinned a racoon to the ground by shooting an arrow through it.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-10-26 09:22pm

You know, if you mix gasoline and styrofoam then you get basic napalm. With basic napalm you can get flaming racoons. Wouldn't that be great?

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-10-26 09:39pm

Aww racoons are so cute. They're like really mean cats on designer steroids. Possums on the other hand... ugh. Damn glad my dog likes killing em.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-10-26 10:34pm

There were something like 5 or 6 racoons living around my near urban neighborhood, specifically in my neighbor's back yard, she set up a trap and had me and my mom help release them into the wild, ie 1-2 miles away.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-10-26 11:16pm

Gah! I love racoons! The cuteness is almost too much for me to stand!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-10-26 11:18pm

Raccoons might be cute, but the cuteness factor quickly disappears when they begin destroying stuff.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-26 11:22pm

There's plenty where I live at too....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-27 12:21am

Hyperion wrote:Oops... 10 of'em!

Say hello new fur coat and pants!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-27 12:27am

Mind you them critter's in Yosemite are smarter then bears.

which puts them atleast two levels of intellegence above the average human visitor.

tourists<Bears<NPS<Racoons.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-10-27 12:39am

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw! I saved that pic. It is truly great. I would much rather have a few harmless racoons around than some filthy cat with distemper.

I grew up on the far edges of suburbia so racoons, skunks, and the like were regular visitors to the patio at night. Racoons are actually quite friendly little guys after you feen them for a while. I think they're great!

LOVE THE PIC!!!!!!!!! This looks like a definite wall-hanger at work. ROFL!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-27 12:43am

erm wait a moment one of them has the wrong eye markings that's not a racoon that's a badger!!!

we don't need no stinkin Badgers!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-27 12:50am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:erm wait a moment one of them has the wrong eye markings that's not a racoon that's a badger!!!

we don't need no stinkin Badgers!

They all have the same eye markings.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-10-27 01:50am

They may look nice but you will have a problem if they keep coming back.

The last thing I want is a wild animal sniffing around my house for food.
I'm surprised they haven't torn something up yet.

But as Shep says, make a fur coat!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-27 04:29am

Oh, the cute!

How come your wild animals aren't all mangy and disease ridden like our urban foxes and evil pigeons?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-10-27 06:22am

InnerBrat wrote:Oh, the cute!

How come your wild animals aren't all mangy and disease ridden like our urban foxes and evil pigeons?

Probably because our food scraps are of higher quality...

JK.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-10-27 07:14am

EmperorMing wrote:Probably because our food scraps are of higher quality...

Ah, so we're less wasteful then you guys, then...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-10-27 07:22am

Cuteness overload!

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This is what happens when you feed these critters (raccoons)

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