I saw one of those anti-cigarette "Crazy World" commercials, and I thought that it was actually a pretty good idea. Such a good idea, in fact, that the pro-marijuana crowd could use the exact same idea.
[Camera focuses on a giant sign above an entrance for what appears to be a theme park. The sign, in giant bold, lit-up letters, reads "CRAZY WORLD".]
[Camera cuts to a car accident scene.]
MC (Voice over): Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Crazy World, where we show you the amazing but true!
[Camera cuts to MC.]
MC: This car crash was directly attributed to drunk driving! The driver in question, who was over the age of 21, walked away, but the mother and three children in the other car were all killed!
[Camera cuts to shocked faces of people in the park then to another car crash.]
MC: This car crash was nearly identical to the other one, only the driver was under the influence of ... marijuana!
[Camera shows more shocked faces then back to the MC.]
MC: But alcohol is perfectly legal to sell and possess, and marijuana isn't!
[Cut to CRAZY WORLD sign.]
MC (Voice over): Welcome to Crazy World.
Make your own drug commercial!
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Make your own drug commercial!
Damien Sorresso
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Pro commercial:
[3 teens are pulling Arnold prank calls]
Victim: Hello?
Recorded voice: You son of a bitch
Victim: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
*cut to shot of teens eating pizza and snickering*
Teens: Teeeheehee
Recorded voice: Get your ass to Mars
Victim: I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT
*the prank victim busts down the door and points an ak47 at the teens*
Teens: [Keanu Reeves style]Whoa[/KR style]
*Arnold falls through roof of house and punches a hole through prank victim's chest*
Arnold: Let me talk to your mutha
Narrator: This moment brought to you be brand X steroids~ For super power like none other
[3 teens are pulling Arnold prank calls]
Victim: Hello?
Recorded voice: You son of a bitch
Victim: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
*cut to shot of teens eating pizza and snickering*
Teens: Teeeheehee
Recorded voice: Get your ass to Mars
Victim: I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT
*the prank victim busts down the door and points an ak47 at the teens*
Teens: [Keanu Reeves style]Whoa[/KR style]
*Arnold falls through roof of house and punches a hole through prank victim's chest*
Arnold: Let me talk to your mutha
Narrator: This moment brought to you be brand X steroids~ For super power like none other
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster