SOLAR SHOW

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-10-30 02:03pm

Two days ago the sun shot a level 17 solar flare at Earth. It hit Earth yesterday, here's a pic:

Imagine making love under THAT! Trippy!

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-10-30 02:15pm

This just in. The Sun just took another shot at Earth! Pick my nose picky pic pic:

Looks like a victim of the Death Star moments before blowing up!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-10-30 02:20pm

New one's going to be bigger and stronger, I hear.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-10-30 04:15pm

How many pot shots has it taken at us this week?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-30 04:20pm

Time to strike back, we can't let the sun take potshots at us all the time!

MR Shrubby launch all nukes at the sun, that will teatch it

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-10-30 04:24pm

The Sun is obviously angry that the Christians have taken to worshiping false gods.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-30 04:26pm

Durandal wrote:The Sun is obviously angry that the Christians have taken to worshiping false gods.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-30 05:11pm

Durandal wrote:The Sun is obviously angry that the Christians have taken to worshiping false gods.

No, I think that this is a sign that there is too much porn in our society that is corrupting our youth by glorifying a natural biological process while Christians all over the world are harmlessly advocating the murder of non-believers

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-30 05:29pm

I am posting this here and in N&P Click this link then minimize the browser, come back to it in a few minutes so you don't have to endure it's horrendously long load time. It is simply the most spectacular view of the flares you will get. It's Space.com's feed from SOHO (solar observation something-or-other.) it is, as I stated, spectacular. (Oh, it's the last 48 hours or so of sun activity.) I wonder what those very bright spots are to the lower left of the frame? Maybe even bigger flares? I know outer beams aren't as telling as sunspots, but if you watch the flares, they seem to be linking two bright ares together when they "Pop" really neat stuff.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-10-30 05:55pm

The Kernel wrote:
Durandal wrote:The Sun is obviously angry that the Christians have taken to worshiping false gods.
No, I think that this is a sign that there is too much porn in our society that is corrupting our youth by glorifying a natural biological process while Christians all over the world are harmlessly advocating the murder of non-believers

It's obviously a sign that there isn't enough porn in the world.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-10-30 09:00pm

Chardok wrote:*snip*

What I'm wondering is what is that body on the top left in around the beginning of the footage. It has a bright center and it looks to be emitting light horizontally and it is moving to the left. Any guess?~Jason

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-30 09:03pm

Oh, that! That's actually Mercury! In a few months, You will be able to see mercury pass in front of the sun (Use safe viewing techniques!) you will see it as a black speck moving across the solar disk

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-10-30 11:04pm

Chardok wrote:Oh, that! That's actually Mercury! In a few months, You will be able to see mercury pass in front of the sun (Use safe viewing techniques!) you will see it as a black speck moving across the solar disk

That's what they want you to think. It's an alien craft, and it's what’s causing the massive flairs, in preparation for the coming invasion. They're trying to knock out our sats, and blind us for the attack. Now I'm gonna go and get ready for the battle.

Oh, I almost forgot, here's a cool pic I found.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-10-30 11:38pm

Durandal wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
Durandal wrote:The Sun is obviously angry that the Christians have taken to worshiping false gods.
No, I think that this is a sign that there is too much porn in our society that is corrupting our youth by glorifying a natural biological process while Christians all over the world are harmlessly advocating the murder of non-believers
It's obviously a sign that there isn't enough porn in the world.

Like we needed a sign to tell us that...

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-10-31 04:35am

It's beautiful!