Today, I am 17 years old. WORSHIP ME!
Okay, you don't have to worship me, but a quick meaningless wish for a happy birthday would be nice.
As you may have noticed, I have also switched over to my Halloween .sig, so feel free to comment on that as you will.
Yet another birthday thread. Joy.
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Yet another birthday thread. Joy.
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RIP Eddie.
RIP Eddie.
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Welcome to the year of hell.
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One more year, then you can hit it 
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Happy birthday, Andrew. I wish you a very happy day from the bottom of my heart because I'm a really nice guy and wish you all the best and in no way do I do this because Alfred threatened me with eventual starvation if I try to put you on the List for being younger than me.
I heard that, Master Bruce.
What? I wished him a happy birthday, I didn't put him on the List, hell, I didn't even ask him to be miserable. Count your blessings.
*sigh* Very well. It is, however, traditional to offer a present to the birthdayee.
Incidentally, Happy Birthday from all the rest of us, too, Master Andrew.
I'm reasonably certain that isn't an actual word but okay.
*hands Andrew J. a bottle of irish whiskey*
Enjoy
I'm afraid Master Andrew is still a minor, Master Bruce
Oh right. Sorry Andrew.
*hands Andrew J. Harley Quinn*
Enjoy
Master Bruce!
Now what?
I heard that, Master Bruce.
What? I wished him a happy birthday, I didn't put him on the List, hell, I didn't even ask him to be miserable. Count your blessings.
*sigh* Very well. It is, however, traditional to offer a present to the birthdayee.
Incidentally, Happy Birthday from all the rest of us, too, Master Andrew.
I'm reasonably certain that isn't an actual word but okay.
*hands Andrew J. a bottle of irish whiskey*
Enjoy
I'm afraid Master Andrew is still a minor, Master Bruce
Oh right. Sorry Andrew.
*hands Andrew J. Harley Quinn*
Enjoy
Master Bruce!
Now what?
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'