Beating the Secret Gnome Revolution

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-10-30 07:22am

Someone has stolen SEGNOR's thunder:
Linky link
(top right hand corner, yes it's a bit shoddy but it's the only online news about it i could find after i read about it in the paper today)

75 gnomes released from captivity

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-10-30 08:37am

Garden Gnome Liberation Front....Some people have a lot of free time...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-10-30 09:15am

::::: Suits up in full battle gear and prepares army:::::

Here we go again...............

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-30 07:58pm

Gentlemen, this day we go to war. Leave non alive.

::::: Puts on armour and draws his sword :::::

Charge!!!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-30 08:34pm

DEGNOME OR DEATH!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-30 08:35pm

We need a fucking gnome memorandum...

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-10-30 11:06pm

The Sims Online has some sort of a Gnome Revolution going on.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-10-31 06:14pm

*plotting voice* Yes, yes, the plan goes well.... *shifty eyes* .... *waves his hand* There is no plot going on....

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-31 06:28pm

Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-10-31 06:42pm

First of all, this has been posted before. Give me a second and I'll find the link.

Captain_Cyran wrote:Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.

Hey, we try. Operation Shadow Sneeze is continuing as planned, and I almost dressed up as a Garden Gnome for Halloween...

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-10-31 06:48pm

The Garden Gnome Liberation Front is a part of SEGNOR. And some of the members are also in SEGNOR.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-10-31 06:51pm

A ha. Here is the old thread. I thought there was another on this subject as well, much longer, but I can't find it.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-31 06:53pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:First of all, this has been posted before. Give me a second and I'll find the link.

Captain_Cyran wrote:Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.
Hey, we try. Operation Shadow Sneeze is continuing as planned, and I almost dressed up as a Garden Gnome for Halloween...

Oh, I'm a Black Mage.

Pictures will be taken and posted.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-31 07:11pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:First of all, this has been posted before. Give me a second and I'll find the link.

Captain_Cyran wrote:Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.
Hey, we try. Operation Shadow Sneeze is continuing as planned, and I almost dressed up as a Garden Gnome for Halloween...

You plan to sneeze on us in the dark? I wear shoes, so I should be safe, unless you all get ladders.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-10-31 07:34pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:A ha. Here is the old thread. I thought there was another on this subject as well, much longer, but I can't find it.

Doh!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-10-31 09:56pm

Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-31 10:06pm

The Dark wrote:Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.

In completely and utterly unrelated news, anyone want some Soylent Gnome?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-31 10:18pm

SirNitram wrote:
The Dark wrote:Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.
In completely and utterly unrelated news, anyone want some Soylent Gnome?

Sounds like a small meal.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-11-01 05:51am

bah, SEGNOR's "Shadow Sneeze" has one fatal flaw! Its incompetent leadership!

Just in case though, The Legion of Extraordinary Gnome hunters has hired a new fighter eager to eradicate the little buggers.

I believe you've already met Gogo?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-11-01 01:39pm

*mutters about silly non-Gnomes and their ignorance in such matters*

SEGNOR controls all of this... The GLO, GGLF, GNOMICON, and TSO group are all under our banner.

Geez, you people don't pay attention, do you?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-11-01 01:48pm

RogueIce wrote:*mutters about silly non-Gnomes and their ignorance in such matters*

SEGNOR controls all of this... The GLO, GGLF, GNOMICON, and TSO group are all under our banner.

Geez, you people don't pay attention, do you?

No, want to know why?

We don't care.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-01 06:20pm

Gandalf wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
The Dark wrote:Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.
In completely and utterly unrelated news, anyone want some Soylent Gnome?
Sounds like a small meal.

It's quite filling.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-11-01 06:41pm

Don't make me sick John Navarre on you people.

Get on outta this thread *cracks whip*

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-11-01 09:19pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Don't make me sick John Navarre on you people.

Get on outta this thread *cracks whip*

FOcusing on Michigan Football? Whats wrong with the Red Wings....

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-11-02 12:01am

quick unleash the BOTMAFMC on the gnomes the pigeon factor alone shalll DOOM them