"South Park" is going after Christian Rock.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-10-30 03:52pm

Nathan F wrote:Aww...I missed it. Any ideas when the rerun will be on, or did anyone by chance record it on their comp?

Saturday at 10PM eastern, and Sunday at 11PM eastern is when it will re-air.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-10-30 03:53pm

I hate hate hate xtian rock

Cartoon Network had the fucking "Worship Together" commercials on constantly. It was so annoying!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-30 04:44pm

Alferd Packer wrote:
Nathan F wrote:Aww...I missed it. Any ideas when the rerun will be on, or did anyone by chance record it on their comp?
Saturday at 10PM eastern, and Sunday at 11PM eastern is when it will re-air.

For the last episode, there was a rerun at midnigt on Friday, wasn't there?

Anyway, I saw it up to the part where the FBI raided their house for downloading music and the RIAA explained to them that from file downloading, musicians may be forced to a life of only semi-luxury. It was funny stuff.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-30 07:09pm

That was a GREAT episode...

Christian Rock Band(i forgot the name): "You bet your Gosh Darned bottoms we are!"

I guess you kinda had to see that part for it to be funny..

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-30 07:29pm

Hah hah hah! I saw that episode! That was fantastic, especially when Cartman realizes that he can never win his bet because Christian rock groups don't give anything higher than a Mhyrr album and freaks out.

Incidently, on the Christian rock sucks thread, Evanescence has publically said that they aren't a Christian Rock Band, but rather just a band that happened to be composed of Christians, and were quite angry about it, because their fans were really getting on their cases. This pissed off alot of their fans, who wanted them to be a Christian rock band because they are pretty popular right now.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-30 07:51pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Hah hah hah! I saw that episode! That was fantastic, especially when Cartman realizes that he can never win his bet because Christian rock groups don't give anything higher than a Mhyrr album and freaks out.

They give Double Mhyrrs though.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-10-30 09:48pm

They give Double Mhyrrs though.

*Throws Mhyrr album on ground* "FUCK YOU JESUS!!!"

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2003-10-30 10:11pm

/Butters "I don't think you should say that to Jesus"

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-30 10:13pm

Durandal wrote:That is without a doubt one of their best episodes.
"I wanna get down on my knees and start feeling Jesus.
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

Classic.

LMAO

All I have to say is that Jesus had to have been gay...

He wandered around with 12 other men for what? 3 years??

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2003-10-30 11:35pm

Cartman is now the second fat person to shout "fuck you Jesus," the first being Santa, in Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. I loved how they ripped Creed in this episode, with Cartman assuming the "Scott Stapp, Wannabe Jesus" pose on the Faith + 1 album cover. I guess this also marks the second time Cartman impersonated Jesus, having been crucified one Easter to help Jerry Broflovsky recover from impotence.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-10-31 12:17am

Demiurge wrote: You have to like the crab people!

"Craaaaab peeeople, craaaaab peeeople...!"

"Tastes like crab!
Talks like peeeople."

I'll say this for 'em, I totally didn't see that one coming.

Oh yea, and X-ian rock is a fine target. Looking forward to next week, when the old folks attack.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:All I have to say is that Jesus had to have been gay...

He wandered around with 12 other men for what? 3 years??

Dude, what are you talkin' about? You know Mary Magdalane? Jesus was all over that ass, man.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-10-31 12:49am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: I believe that they were taken off of the Christian charts because they were considered too secular. Either that or some of their songs were fast-paced and non-depessing, two things I usually don't associate with Christian Rock.

I had to buy the CD at Wal-Mart because the Baptist Book Store refused to carry it. Of course, I really shouldn't have been surprised by that.

neoolong wrote:
I think that in some interviews, they've said that there isn't anything that was meant as Christian in the Christian rock type.

Some members are Christian, but that doesn't make the music Christian.

Some? There are only two members: the singer and the guitarist. Everyone else is a guest artist (and the drums are a machine

...biggest problem with the album).

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-31 01:35am

The Dark wrote:
neoolong wrote:
I think that in some interviews, they've said that there isn't anything that was meant as Christian in the Christian rock type.

Some members are Christian, but that doesn't make the music Christian.
Some? There are only two members: the singer and the guitarist. Everyone else is a guest artist (and the drums are a machine ...biggest problem with the album).

I don't know. I don't know that much about how many members are in the band.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-31 01:36am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Durandal wrote:That is without a doubt one of their best episodes.
"I wanna get down on my knees and start feeling Jesus.
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

Classic.
LMAO

All I have to say is that Jesus had to have been gay...

He wandered around with 12 other men for what? 3 years??

What's the difference. I love Jesus, I'm in love with Jesus.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-10-31 11:30am

Well, Manowar once made a song called Revelation: Death's Angel.

While not even remotely preachy, the lyrics were indeed based upon the Book of Revelation and from a musical standpoint Revelation was actually the best song on the whole "Into Glory Ride" album. (and one of my favourite Manowar songs in general!)

Then again, Manowar's stance on religion is extremely ambiguous. In one corner we have songs which might have been the beginning of the whole "Viking Metal" genre - Gates of Valhalla, Sign of the Hammer and Thor... in another we have The Demons Whip, Ride the Dragon and Bridge of Death wherein the lyrics dabble with Satanic imagery, in a third we have the vaguely monotheistic Defender along with aforementioned Revelation and in a fourth corner we have the Greco-Roman gods mentioned fleetingly in Achilles.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-31 02:24pm

Please!

do not compare "Amazing Grace", "Swing low, sweet chariot", "Let my People Go", "Cross that lomesome valley", & even the gospel rock inspired "Salt of the Earth", and other things.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-31 03:31pm

Heh...today we had a little party, my whole grade. My religion teacher is SUCH an idiot, so me and my friends started singing christian rock while headbanging and making the devil horn(rock) sign with our hands....she got so pissed....

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-10-31 03:37pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:Christian Rock Band(i forgot the name): "You bet your Gosh Darned bottoms we are!"

That was Sanctified, I believe, commenting on whether or not they were hard-core punk rockers.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-10-31 04:28pm

I really, really find how stupid some of those (fundamentalists) folks are about history, and being so insistant that their poorly done re-writes are the geuniune article and I have know conception of "History". the horns of the devil vs. it actually being a Native Hawaiian symbol for "Good Luck" that was first stolen by the surfers and then by the heavy metal community. I have also explained voodoo as being Roman Cathlics that include more ancester worship. And the origin of the word "FUCK" to them, and much to my annoyance they can't believe me.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-10-31 10:04pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I have also explained voodoo as being Roman Cathlics that include more ancester worship.

Well, it's more a combination of Catholicism with African tribal religion (according to a DJ/tour guide I met in the French Quarter), but yeah, it's mostly based off Roman Catholicism. So's that other one...Santeria (almost said sangria before I remembered that's a wine). Santeria's based off a blending of Yoruba tribal religion and Catholicism.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-11-01 02:50am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I really, really find how stupid some of those (fundamentalists) folks are about history, and being so insistant that their poorly done re-writes are the geuniune article and I have know conception of "History". the horns of the devil vs. it actually being a Native Hawaiian symbol for "Good Luck" that was first stolen by the surfers and then by the heavy metal community

I thought that the "Horns Of The Devil" salute actually was the Italian equivalent of a raised middle finger.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-01 04:41am

Well from romeo and juliet, and my Greek/Rom friends I hear the thumb in your mouth followed by thumbs up was the middle finger equivalent for the mediterannian region.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-11-02 08:01am

ah, I just saw that epispode. Not bad, but i thought "Southpark is gay" was much funnier. One quote did stick in my mind.

Stan: "yeah, you don't even know anything about Christianity!"
Cartman: "I know enough to exploit it."

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-02 09:51am

Durandal wrote:That is without a doubt one of their best episodes.
"I wanna get down on my knees and start feeling Jesus.
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

Classic.

OMFG ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!! Silly christians all into their Bukkake!

Alyrium Denryle wrote:LMAO

All I have to say is that Jesus had to have been gay...

He wandered around with 12 other men for what? 3 years??

ROFL Exactly.

Three Dollar Bill, anyone? (yes Rye that is an orange for a halo.

BTW check out Jesus Christ Homosexual by Corporate Avenger. Guaranteed to make gays ROFLMAO and all the christians blow ALL their gaskets at once!!!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-11-02 10:10am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well from romeo and juliet, and my Greek/Rom friends I hear the thumb in your mouth followed by thumbs up was the middle finger equivalent for the mediterannian region.

*cough*

"Do you bite your thumb at me Sir?"
"Yes, I bite my thumb at you Sir!"
[ fight ]

We happen to be doing Romeo & Juliet in English class... I get to read the part of Tybalt, great fun.

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As to the episode, I haven't seen it yet. 11PM EST today, right?