When you piss (Men)

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-31 12:54pm

Hey guys! I was taking a whizz today, and I found myself wondering how many different whizzing techniques there are! Which is your preferred method?

(Okay, I wasn't REALLY thinking about it in general...just letting my mind drift and it came to rest on this topic. Go figure.)

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-10-31 01:06pm

Piss in the middle, but there is a difference betveen american toilets and european ones.

An european toilet is not filled with water to the brim. Atleast the only american toilet I ever tried was filled with so much water that I thought it was somthing wrong with it.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-10-31 01:08pm

Right down Broadway, baby. I could piss with the seat down.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-10-31 01:10pm

I just drop my pants, let it fly solo, gyrate my hips while yelling "woaahh!"

OK, so its really the back of the bowl thing.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-31 01:13pm

I suppose I should mention, I hit near the back of the bowl, just because...I dunno, I'm not shy or anything, I mean, everyone KNOWS what I'm doing, perhaps i'm just being polite....

Unless I'm alone, then I do the swrily thing...usually in the opposite direction of the flush....it's just funny to me to see the opposing forces working against each other.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2003-10-31 01:39pm

If there's a girl nearby I try to make it quiet and stealthy, but if I'm in a men's room using a toilet bowl, I try to BDZ the bowl and make a lotta noise and if I blast ass in the process, all the better. If I'm using a urinal, I don't want to get piss splatter on my pants or face so I use a more weak and controlled stream into the water. If I'm outside or pissing out a window, I'm going for distance.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-31 01:52pm

Oh, man...good one bertie...But the best way to avoid urinal backsplash, is to hit the side panel at a 45 degree angle, or less. Then the stream tends to run along the sides quite smoothly and quitely down to the water. (got that idea from pouring beer....which goes hand in hand with peeing.)

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-31 02:04pm

Usually start on the bit at the back, then move into the water from there, like there's enough power to completely get past the water, then i make the water froth in submission to my 1337 urinary skillz.

Oh and

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-31 03:40pm

I sit down and let it fly as it wishes.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-31 03:42pm

I like to keep it quiet.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-10-31 06:02pm

Usually in the back, but when I'm bored or tired, situations that are on the increase, I piss all over and make a general ruckus.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-10-31 06:19pm

I piss 'round back whenever possible. Keeps the bears away.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-31 06:53pm

Usually in the middle/side. Some of it splashes onto the seat, despite being up.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-31 07:09pm

I pee to the back and side as to not make noise.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-31 07:15pm

I just thought i';d commend you of the language you used in the poll, that sounds alot like the kind of conversations my friends and i indulge in.

"Making quite a ruckus" was what clinched my vote though.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-31 08:04pm

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-10-31 09:02pm

Currently 17 people have selected the stealth piss option. DAMNIT! WE'RE MEN! PISS WITH PRIDE!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-31 09:49pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Currently 17 people have selected the stealth piss option. DAMNIT! WE'RE MEN! PISS WITH PRIDE!

Generally if I'm in a group of guys I'll piss as hard as I can, it echoes throughout my house.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-10-31 10:15pm

I piss with abandon, front and back, side to side, nothing is safe.

If there's a nugget in the bowl, I might play "sink the turd".......or "avoid the turd" if it's following the flow of my urine.

Nothing beats letting one rip while you piss for those power burst streams.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-10-31 10:18pm

i had to choose other. I make figure eight patterns on the trough.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-31 10:22pm

Pissing is an art form for you people.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-31 11:01pm

Gandalf wrote:Pissing is an art form for you people.

It's not art until you can drill straight through the urinal cake.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2003-10-31 11:11pm

Straight shot, albeit machine gun style cuz im not circumcised.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-10-31 11:15pm

Guardsman Bass wrote:Straight shot, albeit machine gun style cuz im not circumcised.

You can't pull it back?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-31 11:18pm

I pee like a Greek God, and hit where ever I feel the wish.

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