Go Lamphere! Go Blue!

[Darth Garden Gnome]

What an awesome day! We totally rule! Rock on!

Ok, so I've been gone for the last week due to band duty, and now that States are over (more on that in a minute) I'm back full-time. And what a time it was: we got to go the [Monster Truck Announcer Guy Voice]PONTIAC SILVERDOME[/MTAGV]. Freakin' huge. Like super big. Like when I got to the top stands I got vertigo. Anyways we were there for Marching Band State Finals and we were just tearing up the field man. You did not want to mess with us. But alas, we only got sixth; still better than last year, where we got 8th. That was mostly because we don't have any money for PROPS though. You shoulda seen some of the stuff the other bands had. Insanity.

Anyways, just before we found out we were 6th, the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN defeated MICHIGAN STATE, in football, 27-20!!!! GO BLUE!!! I made a bet for a dollar that UofM would win. Guess who's one dollar richer? Awww yeah.

And to top it off, I bitch-slapped this fucking punk right in the eye for throwing ice into the hood of my hood coat. Fucker got what he deserved. I am such a badass.

All in all, today is the greatest day in sports history (marching band is a sport--don't make me have to bitch-slap you). All that hasto happen now is the Red Wings beating the Edmonton Oilers and the day is complete (too bad they're on the West Coast; the damn game starts at 9:30!).

In closing, you can't have a better Saturday than this one. And to top it off, no zero hour tommorow because marching band season is over. YEEEE-HAWWWW!!!

[Captain Cyran]

Very nice there DGG. Good day for the garden gnome.