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How do you pee?!

I piss directly into the middle of the toilet, splashing water everywhere, and making quite a ruckus!
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21%
I piss near the back of the bowl, Reeeeeal quiet like, so nobody hears.
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49%
I piss to one side of the bowl, making the bubbles SWIRL!!! (A-hyuck)
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3%
I hit all over the place, no one part of the bowl in particular.
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16%
You piss in a toilet?
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5%
other (choose this if you're a girl.)
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5%
 
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SirNitram wrote:It's not art until you can drill straight through the urinal cake.
thank GOD! I thought I was the only one who has tried to do that. Once when I was thouroughly sloshed I purposely saved up a large reservior, ( I had it out for that freaking cake.) then I went into the bathroom and nearly gave myself an aneurysm trying to split that thing in half. Didn't work, either. They make that shit with reactive armor. You have to have DU piss to bust those things, methinks.
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I just let it go. It hits as long as it hits the toilet bowl area i've no cause for complaint
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Currently 17 people have selected the stealth piss option. DAMNIT! WE'RE MEN! PISS WITH PRIDE!
Amen, brother! I have never been bashful about my urination. Why would I give a damn whether someone knows I'm taking a leak?
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Darth Wong wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Currently 17 people have selected the stealth piss option. DAMNIT! WE'RE MEN! PISS WITH PRIDE!
Amen, brother! I have never been bashful about my urination. Why would I give a damn whether someone knows I'm taking a leak?
I only care if somebody knows I'm pissing if I'm doing it outdoors. And by outdoors, I mean in some guy's bushes or in a ditch beside the highway, not out in the woods where it's legal.
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I try to maximize surface bubblage. If the entire surface is frothed, I've done my job. If I find out it can't be frothed, I usually do it right at the back so I get two whirlpools of bubbles...
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I bomb the Deathstar. Piss right down the middle!

THe one thing I hate is to piss in a bathroom with some asshole grabbing the wall in front of him and moaning. Or some fuck that seems to have a need to strike up a conversation with me while I'm doin' my business.
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Regular toliets: Into the back
Urinals:Into the back of the cakes to avoid spashback
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Darth Wong wrote: Amen, brother! I have never been bashful about my urination. Why would I give a damn whether someone knows I'm taking a leak?
Ok- let's say you're out on a date, you've brought the girl back home, and you need to take a leak. You *know* that you can hear your male friends taking a leak when they use your bathroom- do you really want to 'ruin the mood' by having her hearing you spray the water with mega-torrent? It's just a good habit to develop! :lol:

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Vympel wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Amen, brother! I have never been bashful about my urination. Why would I give a damn whether someone knows I'm taking a leak?
Ok- let's say you're out on a date, you've brought the girl back home, and you need to take a leak. You *know* that you can hear your male friends taking a leak when they use your bathroom- do you really want to 'ruin the mood' by having her hearing you spray the water with mega-torrent? It's just a good habit to develop! :lol:

(just a theory)
Have you ever had a girl actually say something like "aww man, i don't want to bone you now that you pissed loudly" or is it not more likely you're just being over-sensitive?

I mean seriosuly, do you listen to her piss?
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Rye wrote:Have you ever had a girl actually say something like "aww man, i don't want to bone you now that you pissed loudly" or is it not more likely you're just being over-sensitive?

I mean seriosuly, do you listen to her piss?
No. Hence the "just a theory", and the smiley.
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