Abrams felled in Iraq... by a mysterious 'something'

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-11-01 02:10am

Better keep a close eye on that tank crew.

Just the one tank crew? It's a magic penis in an Army camp! The officers better keep an eye on the whole fucking battalion!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-01 02:13am

Nuke the penis from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-11-01 03:06am

Darth Wong wrote:This mystery penetrator was obviously the Penis of Allah.

wtf

I had no idea it was so small, are you sure it wasn't a jewish fundi?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-11-01 03:16am

My personal theory is that Superman was in a betting contest against Flash as to who could piss the farthest.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-11-01 04:17am

Stupid Question: Could there have been something wrong with this tank? Such as poor quality armor?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-01 06:42am

Macross wrote:Stupid Question: Could there have been something wrong with this tank? Such as poor quality armor?

No, all abrams tanks undergo rigorious QA tests.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-01 12:39pm

I'm just amazed...if this indeed is not a bullshit story....what in the HELL oculd make a hole that small, through so much armor...surely not a standard round, which would "Flatten out" Right? it looks like someone took a drill bit and drove it through the side of the tank. the only part thats bigger than a pencil hole is INside the tank....

Glass 'em.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-11-03 01:25am

Still need to find out who made it and where...

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-11-03 01:58am

Oh god, chardok has discovered the new Iraqi WMD, the portable power drill with carbide tip. Bow before its tank crushing power. We had better nuke Baghdad before they get electic screwdrivers with magnetic heads, then we will really be in trouble.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-03 06:08am

Dark Hellion wrote:Oh god, chardok has discovered the new Iraqi WMD, the portable power drill with carbide tip. Bow before its tank crushing power. We had better nuke Baghdad before they get electic screwdrivers with magnetic heads, then we will really be in trouble.

Hellion, for once you've said something intelligent AND funny. Keep it up
and I might have a place for you.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-11-03 08:34am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Are they keeping a tally on vehicle losses in Iraq? Especially the soft skinned vehicles?

There’s a tally on armor floating around, I’ve yet to see anything for soft skinned. There’s so many trucks and humvves floating around I doubt anyone above the battalion or perhaps brigade level really knows what there unit has lost.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-03 08:47am

Sea Skimmer wrote:There’s so many trucks and humvves floating around I doubt anyone above the battalion or perhaps brigade level really knows what there unit has lost.

Don't forget crashes and other stuff that attrit the vehicle pool.

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-11-03 07:49pm

Do we need the "holy handgranade" to defeat Allahs Penis?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-03 08:00pm

Sam Or I wrote:Do we need the "holy handgranade" to defeat Allahs Penis?

The Penis of Allah laughs at your Holy Hand Grenade!

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2003-11-03 09:46pm

Could a kinetic penetrator make that kind of signature in any way?

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 2003-12-13 06:36pm

You have aroused the conspiracy theorist in me.

Could it be a French/EU covert ops team testing weapons that they will use in their eventual war against the United States of America?

Could it be the Aliens that do Satan's bidding in Iraq hunting down good and righteous Americans?

Could it be American Men in Black testing a new laser weapon?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-12-13 06:43pm

BAD NECROMANCER! Go back to your tomb!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-12-13 06:44pm

Could it be someone reviving a month old thread pointlessly?