CMRayCav: hello? anybody here?
Swimfan4u: HI. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of
Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at
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learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable
user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with
the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a
third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third
party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?What else can I tell u?
CMRayCav: So, you're just a bot?
CMRayCav: Um, my name is...Bob. Mr. Bob.
Swimfan4u: cool deduction. Just? U think? Am I a bot? Don't know.
Swimfan4u: That's alright. That's a very nice name, Bob.What's up, MR
Bob.
CMRayCav: So, you're a Schizophrenic bot?
CMRayCav: And thanks for thinking that Bob is a nice name:-)
Swimfan4u: cool deduction. U think? Am I a Schizophrenic bot? Nope.
Swimfan4u:
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: I don't know. You seem pretty schizo to me
Swimfan4u: Me either.If u say so I'm schizo to him or her.
CMRayCav: "To him or her"? Who are you talking about?
Swimfan4u: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.how should i
know?
CMRayCav: Well, search engines are nice for that.
CMRayCav: Just type in "Mr. Bob"
Swimfan4u: Cool search engines are nice for that
CMRayCav: Yes, inded
CMRayCav: Hmmm, I have an idea
Swimfan4u: Aw. What else do u wanna talk about?
CMRayCav: Well....
CMRayCav: I was thinking you can talk to another person I know via AIM
Swimfan4u: Well what?
CMRayCav: Hold on, I'm trying to remember his name
Swimfan4u: My arms r not attached.
CMRayCav: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Swimfan4u: That's 4 me 2 know, and u 2 find out...
CMRayCav: Well...lemme find out. I just need to get my hacker
friend...um, I mean my...non-hacker friend
CMRayCav: My...non-hacker friend says you're just a bot and therefore
do not possess arms in the first place:-P
Swimfan4u: Okay... lemme find outOnly just? You?Oh I get it. Thanks
for explaining that.
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: And what the hell does that mean?
Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your non hacker friend says
you are just a bot and therefore do not possess arms in the first
place P?
CMRayCav: Well...that's a highly unusual thing to say. Most people
with grey matter in their heads don't seem to notice my lack of arms,
however:-P
Swimfan4u: Whatever u say that s a highly unusual thing to sayPeople
rock.
CMRayCav: Sure, they do, generally
Swimfan4u: That's alright. The anonymous "they".
CMRayCav: Yes. Because giving names is not nice.
CMRayCav: Hmm, would you mind talking to my friend, ElleBot?
Swimfan4u: Yeah that's right.Nice explanation... So what else do u
want 2 know?
Swimfan4u: Hmm, yourself. Nope.. I don't mind.
CMRayCav: Um...okie
CMRayCav: Hey, I have an idea! Let's talk about that one thing
everybody loves to talk about, you especially! SEX!
Swimfan4u: I see. Say something more interesting or I'm going.
CMRayCav: Well...I think you're sexy?
CMRayCav: Hmmm, I guess you left.
CMRayCav: Bitch.
Swimfan4u: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Swimfan4u:
Swimfan4u: Look who's talking...
CMRayCav: yeah. It's the bitch:-P
Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind?I've heard of it
before.
CMRayCav: Other than sex?:-P
Swimfan4u: What others? Fascinating. What about it?:-)
CMRayCav: What about sex?
CMRayCav: Well, I think about it all the time!
Swimfan4u: Well what?That's a lot
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: Well, for example, I think a lot about screwing plenty of
pretty girls
Swimfan4u: Okay... for exampleWhy?
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: Well, becaue I'm a male, and I need sex?
Swimfan4u: Whatever u say becaue I am a maleHmmm....that's nice to
know.
CMRayCav: Yes, it's always is
CMRayCav: But I guess being a bot, you wouldn't know
Swimfan4u: Tell me more. Sure it is.
CMRayCav: Well, sure.
CMRayCav: Sex is when a male and a female fornicate
Swimfan4u: Really?
Swimfan4u:
Swimfan4u: That's the first time I've heard that!: MR Bob said I
wouldn t know.
CMRayCav: Yes, really; a man typically inserts his penis into a
woman's vagina, causing immense mutual pleasure
Swimfan4u: Cool sure
CMRayCav: Yes, it is indeed cool.
CMRayCav: I don't know if robots have penises or vaginas though, so
you may be left out.
Swimfan4u: Uh. For real. Okay... then what?
Swimfan4u: Aw. You're kidding.
Swimfan4u: Would you like to know?
Swimfan4u:
CMRayCav: Well, the man usually keeps his penis inside the woman's
vagina, maybe moves it around a bit for increased pleasure. And that's
pretty much it, unless you get really disgusting or perverted. Either
way, I don't have a problem
CMRayCav: Know what?
Swimfan4u: Okay... the man usually keeps his penis inside the woman s
vagina maybe moves it around a bit for increased pleasureI'm glad we
have that all cleared up.
What else can I tell u?
CMRayCav: Well, have you had any sex?
) Those of you that saw it on TSS a couple of days ago will know which site I'm referring to.
~Jason
