AHHHH! I hate "Full House!"

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-11-03 08:53am

God, Nick at Night has started showing what was one of the worst shows ever made, 'Full House." Words do not describe my hatred of this piece of shit cornball show. Who else hates it!?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-11-03 09:18am

It made Bob Saget famous. What more needs to be said?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-11-03 09:20am

Hehe. Are you sure it wasn't that other stupid video show? The one where he told bad jokes constantly?

It make the Olson twins famous too. Let's not forget them.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-11-03 09:25am

"Full House" premiered three years earlier. That means the show was indirectly responsible for "America's Funniest Home Videos." Not to mention several hundred Olsen Twins movies, at the very least.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-03 10:00am

Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-03 10:04am

Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

It also turns you into a shriveled green Jedi Master from Canada.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-03 10:06am

Ugh...I still can't grasp why that show became popular. It literally just reeked of evil sappiness in a way that shouldn't be possible.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-11-03 10:08am

Superman wrote:It make the Olson twins famous too. Let's not forget them.

No, please, by all means. Let's.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-03 10:28am

Aya wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.
It also turns you into a shriveled green Jedi Master from Canada.

Kick your ass, I will.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-03 10:38am

Darth Wong wrote:
Aya wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.
It also turns you into a shriveled green Jedi Master from Canada.
Kick your ass, I will.

Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-03 10:43am

Aya wrote:Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.

You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-03 10:51am

Yes, that show was unberably stupid. But I'd have to say that the previously mentioned 200+ Olsen twins movies top that show.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-03 10:52am

Darth Wong wrote:
Aya wrote:Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.
You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*

Do I look like Stravo? Of course not. :p

Probably should've threatened to replace Lucas with B&B or something.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-03 10:53am

Aya wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Aya wrote:Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.
You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*
Do I look like Stravo? Of course not. :p

Probably should've threatened to replace Lucas with B&B or something.

So how do you have access to the material

?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-03 11:03am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Aya wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*
Do I look like Stravo? Of course not. :p

Probably should've threatened to replace Lucas with B&B or something.
So how do you have access to the material ?

I have Hitman on speed dial and a Black Mage signal.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-03 01:25pm

Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

God damn it, I watched the entire fucking run of that show!!

Oh, and I'm not a self-hating misandrist. I just hate all of the other men, or more accurately, the general "male" indentity as a whole.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-03 01:27pm

i just thought i'd let you know that the Olsen twins are approacing legality. It's just a matter of time before they seekto shed their 'good girl' image with lesbian porn.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-03 01:28pm

But not with each other, let us hope...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-11-03 01:30pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But not with each other, let us hope...

Insestuous Lesbian Porn....could open a whole new market.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-03 01:32pm

Tsyroc wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But not with each other, let us hope...
Insestuous Lesbian Porn....could open a whole new market.

No, I'm pretty sure that market already exists.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-03 01:33pm

Maybe some of you would get your jollies from such perversion, but count me out.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-03 01:39pm

Demiurge wrote:Not to mention several hundred Olsen Twins movies, at the very least.

I'm waiting for the "Olsen Twins do Dallas"

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-03 01:40pm

i don't get what it is with those two, they aren't all that attractive to me

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-03 01:42pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Maybe some of you would get your jollies from such perversion, but count me out.

SPANKY the Moralistic Crusader rears his head in quest to rid the world of moral turpitude yet again! Great clean one lead us to the path of rightousness!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-03 01:42pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:i just thought i'd let you know that the Olsen twins are approacing legality. It's just a matter of time before they seekto shed their 'good girl' image with lesbian porn.

I've got to agree with crackpot. They're the only good thing about that show. Now they'd better hurry up and begin their porn career as soon as legally possible.