AHHHH! I hate "Full House!"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-03 01:44pm

Sorry, I didn't mean for that to sound pretentious or like I was belittling you. It wasn't meant to.

If it was taken as such, I apologise.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-03 01:48pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sorry, I didn't mean for that to sound pretentious or like I was belittling you. If it was taken as such, I apologise.

it's ok... besides, you gave me a chance to jump on the Soapbox-O-Smartass TM

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-11-03 02:02pm

I used to watch that show all the time when I was a kid. Strangely now though, I can't stand it's sight.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-03 02:07pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sorry, I didn't mean for that to sound pretentious or like I was belittling you. It wasn't meant to.

If it was taken as such, I apologise.

Spanky, instead of constantly having to apologize, please stop to think first.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-03 02:11pm

But I didn't mean for it to be interpreted as such in the first place. That was an honest mistake of some sort and not even a Freudian slip or sarcasm or anything. I just happened to write it in a way that now obviously could be read differently, but I didn't see that at all, nor did I have any ulterior motive or anything.

I'm not the first person here to screw up from time to time, but I prefer to take the courtesy to apologise when I recognise that I have comitted an error.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-11-03 02:31pm

that show was even dumber than the on with steve urkel.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-03 03:25pm

salm wrote:that show was even dumber than the on with steve urkel.

I've watched far too much of both myself. Makes me sick just thinking of all the time I wasted.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-03 03:35pm

My sister FORCED me to watch it with her. Course <OFF-TOPIC RANT>she always did nasty shit like changing rules so I'd end up doing 90% of the housework while she made 90% of the mess. Shit like (if she's cooking) I'll cook, You do dishes (if I'm cooking) Whoever cooks dinner does dishes. Funny how the rules always flipped back and forth to make sure she never had to do the dishes/floors/vacuuming/etc either...

</OFF-TOPIC RANT>

I hate that show with a passion, much like I hate 99% of mainstream pop (music and TV) with one.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-11-03 03:40pm

Someone needs to make up a "Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?" joke

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-11-03 04:22pm

But Stephanie grew up to be hot.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-11-03 04:35pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.
God damn it, I watched the entire fucking run of that show!!

Oh, and I'm not a self-hating misandrist. I just hate all of the other men, or more accurately, the general "male" indentity as a whole.

I bet you get no ass.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-03 04:59pm

I've never heard of it, personally, the only old-skool nick show i remember that i liked intensely was "Pete and Pete" one of te quirkiest shows ever.

So, since i've never seen it, can someone explain it to me?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-03 05:21pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Not to mention several hundred Olsen Twins movies, at the very least.
I'm waiting for the "Olsen Twins do Dallas"

I'm waiting for the Olsen twins do Danny.

EDIT!!!!!! EDIT FREAKING EDIT!!!_________________________

WHEN THEY ARE OF AGE, PEOPLE!

(And any of you who say they did not fantasize about britney when she was 17 and you were whatever age you were (I think I was 19) Are liars!!!!)

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-11-03 05:45pm

This thread makes Kamakazie Sith cry.......

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-11-03 06:04pm

Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

LOL may I quote you?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-03 06:24pm

Chardok wrote:(And any of you who say they did not fantasize about britney when she was 17 and you were whatever age you were (I think I was 19) Are liars!!!!)

I thought about assfucking school girl Britney and going "who's your daddy!?", but that thought passed quickly since I was getting sucked & fucked by sexy university chicks on a frequent basis.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-11-03 06:27pm

aerius wrote:
Chardok wrote:(And any of you who say they did not fantasize about britney when she was 17 and you were whatever age you were (I think I was 19) Are liars!!!!)
I thought about assfucking school girl Britney and going "who's your daddy!?", but that thought passed quickly since I was getting sucked & fucked by sexy university chicks on a frequent basis.

And that's why people hate you.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-03 06:42pm

aerius wrote:
Chardok wrote:(And any of you who say they did not fantasize about britney when she was 17 and you were whatever age you were (I think I was 19) Are liars!!!!)
I thought about assfucking school girl Britney and going "who's your daddy!?", but that thought passed quickly since I was getting sucked & fucked by sexy university chicks on a frequent basis.

Hasn't Britney taken on a more "bad girl" image recently? Who knows how she'll change next, maybe she'll stop sucking in the future!

And I haven't seen Full House in years. Although I do confuse it with that one with Steve Urkel at times.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-03 06:54pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:My sister FORCED me to watch it with her. Course <OFF-TOPIC RANT>she always did nasty shit like changing rules so I'd end up doing 90% of the housework while she made 90% of the mess. Shit like (if she's cooking) I'll cook, You do dishes (if I'm cooking) Whoever cooks dinner does dishes. Funny how the rules always flipped back and forth to make sure she never had to do the dishes/floors/vacuuming/etc either... </OFF-TOPIC RANT>

I hate that show with a passion, much like I hate 99% of mainstream pop (music and TV) with one.

Einy, that sounds exactly like my life, [rant]except my sister always went crying to mum to change the rules. (Still does.) I hate pop culture too. As for the being forced, I was forced to watch it at home as we only had the one TV, and since she was the baby of the house, we had to do what she wanted. Then when we went to the neighbours house (Both my parents worked, and we had to spend an hour at the neighbours house unitll we went to school) they had the shit on tape. [/rant] I'm moving out in a few months though.

Good to get that off my chest. Though their being almost 18, and are famous, this means a greater chance of nude scenes.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-03 08:01pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Not to mention several hundred Olsen Twins movies, at the very least.
I'm waiting for the "Olsen Twins do Dallas"

I'd much prefer "Olsen Twins do Aya"

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-11-03 08:20pm

Aya wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Aya wrote:Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.
You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*
Do I look like Stravo? Of course not. :p

Probably should've threatened to replace Lucas with B&B or something.

You know, it gets tiring dealing with the slander and innuendo being spewed about me in threads where people don't think I'll look. (What Stravo would NEVER look in a thread about HOT underage girls.

)

So I say NI to you Aya, that's right "NI!!"

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-03 08:25pm

Stravo wrote: So I say NI to you Aya, that's right "NI!!"

Are you saying NI to that old woman?

Ahhh, what sad times are these, when passing authors can say Ni at will...