Spit or Swallow?
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kojikun wrote:You shouldn't be doing that while you're driving, it's distracting and you should be focusing on the road.Cal Wright wrote:Once I reach about 80mph I launch that wad out the window.
Don't forget what happened to that guy in The World According to Garp, ouch. There was an auto accident and his penis was bitten off. The poor woman involved broke her jaw.
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I file my gum in a rolodex according to date, flavor, and brand.
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Spit in bin, unless there isn't one close by in which case i'll stick it under the desk. If that isn't an option i "cough" and oops there goes my gum.
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I spit my GUM out. Spitting GUM is fun, I especially like trying to swat and hit it like Mr. Perfect did when he entered the wrestling ring.
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Spit into the nearest recepticle, of course. The other two options are rather nas-tay. *scrunches up nose*
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That sounds just like something a Batman villain would do.SirNitram wrote:I file my gum in a rolodex according to date, flavor, and brand.
And I don't chew gum. It's undignified, I'd propably have to spit or swallow at the most inopportunate times, and it would ruin my reputation as an always-in-control hardcase.
Random Steet Thug: Run away before you get hurt.
Me: I don't MASTICATE MASTICATE see anything MASTICATE that could possibly MASTICATE hurt me ACCIDENTAL SWALLOW CHOKE
*me stumbling around desperately trying to cough up the gum*
I don't even dare think about the dangers of bubble gum.
Imagine the Dark Knight desperately trying to claw bubble residue off his night vision lenses while the bad guys laugh themselves clean out of the fight...
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'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
YepZaia wrote:Spit into the nearest recepticle, of course. The other two options are rather nas-tay. *scrunches up nose*
I don't chew that often, though...
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling