Spending too much time in the shower

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-11-03 07:46am

Does anyone else have a shower addiction like me? I can spend an hour in there.

Usually, I go into the shower, turn the water up to a high heat and lay down in the tub. Sometimes I fall asleep, sometimes I listen to the radio, and sometimes I masturbate, but I always take at least 30 minutes. Anyone else do that?

I use lots of lotion too because it dries out my skin.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-03 07:49am

At least 15 minutes if I'm just washing my hair.
But when I'm fully washing, shaving, shampooing twice and conditioning twice and evrything, about 30 mintues.

When I'm having a bath, I'll take a book and spend an hour in there.

It takes about 2 hours to dry my hair, so I shower less often than naturally smelly people.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-03 07:50am

10 minutes. I've got things to do and people to see.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-03 07:53am

My record in there is about an hour, and oddly enough my right side takes the water worse than my left side. So I have a red right hand when I come out.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-03 07:56am

I was in the Army. I got into the army shower habit. 'Pits, balls, asscrack. 6 or 7 minutes is fairly normal for me. (I do wash all parts, but I just do it quick.) Oh, and I guess I should mention that I have a fetish with smelling purdy. That's right, the fruitier-smelling the soap/shampoo, the better. Right now, I use dial tropical breeze soap, or tone cucumber melon. I also use suave strawberry scented shampoo. (I don't condition.) then, when I get out of the shower, I use right guard cool sport scented deodorant. then, when I leave for work. Axe body spray on the clothes. I always smell purdy. Hell, even my hair smells like grapes after I put rave mousse and hairspray in....Holy hell. I just went and said a bunch of shit that has nothing to do with this post. Plus it's probably TMI. Excuse me, I must go shoot myself now....

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-11-03 08:02am

Superman wrote:Does anyone else have a shower addiction like me? I can spend an hour in there...

did i ever tell you that you scare me sometimes?

...but i know what you mean. Hot water=teh g00d, and the more steam the better.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-03 08:02am

i spend about 20 minutes in the shower, on a good day... on a bad day i can stand in there until the water turns cold

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-03 11:20am

I have no shower....

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-11-03 01:31pm

Nah, if I just take a shower I'll do it fairly quickly, 2-3 minutes at most, but then again I go to the sauna every other day and that takes about an hour to hour and a half.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-03 01:43pm

30min every night.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-03 02:08pm

I can be in and out in about 10 minutes if I have to be, but 30 minutes is closer to my average in my own house. If I'm in a hotel or someone else's house, I want to be out as fast as I can. I'm just not comfortable in other people's showers.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-03 02:23pm

I usually take around 15 minutes.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-11-03 02:34pm

Wow, those are some long showers. I usually take only 2-3 minutes. Then again the last time I took a long shower was back in the old days when I didn't need to conserve water and the energy bill.~Jason

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-11-03 02:37pm

Usually 20 minutes. I can be longer if i have company, which is a very rare yet welcome occurance. My shower has a pulse mode which is nice for a lady.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-03 02:43pm

Anything from 5 minutes to over an hour. Depends on how long the hot water lasts (since this apartment has a midget heater (water heater that's only two feet tall) and the shower head has a _HUGE_ mass-flow rate, my showers tend toward the short end of that range even with expert hot-water-management tactics...

Other than that, I'm just like Superman with a bit of Chardok's nice-smell fetish thrown in

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-03 02:43pm

Gandalf wrote:My record in there is about an hour, and oddly enough my right side takes the water worse than my left side. So I have a red right hand when I come out.

Are you sure that's not from something else?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-11-03 03:56pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:Wow, those are some long showers. I usually take only 2-3 minutes.

Washing my giant balls alone takes more time than that. I have a little song I like to sing while I do it, too. It runs to the tune of "Breakin' the Law" by Judas Priest, and it's called "Washin' my Balls." It goes like this:

Washin' my balls! Washin' my balls!
Washin' my balls! Washin' my balls!

Wa wa wa wa

Washin' my balls! Washin' my balls!
Washin' my balls! Washin' my balls!

La la la la

Washin' my balls! Washin' my balls!

Yeah!

Washin' my balls! Waaaashin' my balls!!!!

And so on.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-11-03 04:03pm

15-20 minutes. I love heat.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-03 04:12pm

I used to take really long showers, but I've gotten better at making them snappy... during the weekdays, anyways.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-03 04:14pm

At least 5 minutes even if i'm in a rush.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-03 05:39pm

About 15 mins usually, slightly longer if i'm washing my hair.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-03 05:45pm

InnerBrat wrote:At least 15 minutes if I'm just washing my hair.
But when I'm fully washing, shaving, shampooing twice and conditioning twice and everything, about 30 mintues.

When I'm having a bath, I'll take a book and spend an hour in there.

That's all exactly me too. Except, add candles and music along with the book too (yes, it's not the best reading light, I don't care).

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-03 05:46pm

20 minutes or longer if I'm being picky or going out somewhere, as then, everything gets done, I refuse to step out of the shower until I'm totally clean shaven, which does take a while, as we don't have a mirror anywhere to hand in the shower, so blind shaving tends to miss patches. For picky, read cleaning under nails, 2 shampoo and conditioner etc, but most of the time, it's about 7 or 8 minutes to be respectable.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-03 06:44pm

I usually don't spend more than ten minutes in the shower, although I can be in the bathroom for longer, since the water takes a while to heat up, and I usually use the toilet before taking a shower.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-11-03 07:01pm

Not very long for showers, but I can take baths hours long if I want...

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