Robert Treder wrote:The "fat bastard" quote is from The Full Monty, IIRC.
Good one.
I now need:
Lightweight:
"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper."
"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."
"That's your problem! You don't want to be in love, you want to be in love in a movie."
Tricky
"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."
(not bad boys 1 or 2)
"You're a disgrace to them gloves, your father and the traditions of this boxing hall!"
"He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"
"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"
"It's a fire. All fires are bad."
"How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?"
"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"
(not ABout Last Night)
"Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here."
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!"
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."
(Not PCU unless PCU stands for something)
"What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore."
"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, four peanut butter M&M's and, like, five pieces of licorice."
"A relationship, I think... is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark."
Hardcore
"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."
"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"
"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."
"My name is Johnny Wish… Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Island of St. Croix."
(Not Fletch)
"Never joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycle."
"It's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way."
"I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!"
"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
"Sports make you grunt and smell. Stay in school, use your brains. Be a thinker, not a stinker."
"Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."
"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."
"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted."
"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."
"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."
"There are three things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer."