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My Halloween encounter

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I told Zaia this story and she thought I should post it. Soooooo..........


Halloween night, I was planning to drive to Brockport to attend a friend's party. Well, I had just left home and was about to go tearing down the Thruway, when I realized I had only half a tank of gas. So I pulled into a Noco, pumped in ten bucks, then turned and rushed inside. THEN, I realized I wanted something to drink. so I dashed over to the cooler and grabbed a Dr Pepper before dashing to the counter and slammed a twenty down on the counter.

GIRL: You look like you're in a hurry.
ME: Yeah, I'm late.
GIRL: For a date?
ME: Party.
GIRL: Oh.
ME: In Brockport.
GIRL: That's a ways.
ME: Yeah.
GIRL: So is this like a road trip?
ME: I guess. Can you, uh, ring the stuff up now?
GIRL: Tell you what.
ME: What?
GIRL: I'll just charge you for the pop if you give me something.
ME: It won't take too long, will it?
GIRL: No.
ME: What?
GIRL: A kiss.
ME: Tongue or not?
GIRL: Yes!
ME: *grabs her and pulls her halfway over the counter for a rough kiss* Good?
GIRL: Um...yeah.
ME: Happy Halloween. *dashes out with change*


Good way to start a road trip. :D
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Weird.
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LOL. Lucky bastard.
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Most interesting...
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Funny. I hope you dont get cooties.
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Why, you lucky dog! Way to boost Kuja's self image, conveniece store girl! :wink:
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Was she hot?
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neoolong wrote:Was she hot?
It doesn't matter, for half a tank of gas!
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neoolong wrote:Was she hot?
Not drop-dead gorgeous, but cute.
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Cute is better than hot in my opinion. :)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Cute is better than hot in my opinion. :)
Hey, whatever floats your boat. :wink:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Cute is better than hot in my opinion. :)
I have to agree with you.
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Hmmm, so essentially you whored yourself out for half a tank of gas

hang your head in shame, ;)
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Kuja wrote:*snip*

Good way to start a road trip. :D
Heh, had a similar experience myself, documented in another thread(how was your halloween) :)

Then there was that restaurant/burger joint incident the same night...
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InnerBrat wrote:Hmmm, so essentially you whored yourself out for half a tank of gas

hang your head in shame, ;)
Gosh, how will I ever forgive myself... :P
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bastard... thats all i have to say.
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Kuja wrote:ME: Tongue or not?
GIRL: Yes!
That was my favourite part. :D
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Zaia wrote:
Kuja wrote:ME: Tongue or not?
GIRL: Yes!
That was my favourite part. :D
Hey, I was pressed for time and I needed to know the details of our transaction. :D
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Is it REALLY "whoring out" if you don't engage in some sort of sexual contact?
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