The Matrix: Revolutions (WARNING:SPOILERS!!!)

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-04 07:19am

I managed to score free tickets to an advance screening of Revolutions and i am happy to say it blows the shit out of Reloaded. Smith is goddamn great and makes the movie. he goes completely insane.... if a piece of application software is capable of insanity.There is almost an hour long running battle for the defense of Zion. One thing that i found stupid: the Zion armored corps consist of mechs that are heavily armored everywhere except where the operator sits. Yes the operator's position is completely un shielded. He just sits out in the open

other than that it is a thoroghly enjoyable movie.

EDIT: Just wanted to clarify: MAJOR spoilers ahead. -Crackpot

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-04 07:54am

Col. Crackpot wrote:I managed to score free tickets to an advance screening of Revolutions and i am happy to say it blows the shit out of Reloaded. Smith is goddamn great and makes the movie. he goes completely insane.... if a piece of application software is capable of insanity.There is almost an hour long running battle for the defense of Zion. One thing that i found stupid: the Zion armored corps consist of mechs that are heavily armored everywhere except where the operator sits. Yes the operator's position is completely un shielded. He just sits out in the open other than that it is a thoroghly enjoyable movie.

So what would you give each movie from the triology out of ten?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-11-04 08:14am

You're meant to be spoiling us.

I demand that you type up all of the revalations in it.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-04 08:32am

NecronLord wrote:You're meant to be spoiling us.

I demand that you type up all of the revalations in it.

soooooooo, do ya wanna know who dies? who lives? what gets blown up?

read at your own peril:
the fleet is destroyed, as is most of the army, Zion is almost overrun in one hell of a fantastic battle. Neo gets all sorts of jedi like powers outside of the matrix, Neo and Trinity race to the machine city figting through the most nasty looking tank-things i have ever seen, trinity is killed in a crash and neo , with brass balls the size of basketballs marches up to the computer core and demands peace in excahnge for him eliminating Smith who has become a growing uncontrollable virus that has overrun the matrix. Finally Neo and Smith throw down super kung-fu style and destroy half a city in one final battle. they both die, the machines hold up their end of the bargain and peace is declared.

EDIT: Oh and BS: This is easily the best of the trilogy. i give it 8 1/2 out of 10

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-11-04 10:40am

Holy Shit...I can't wait, I've got the ticket for tomorrow in my wallet. I can't wait to see the machine city...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-11-04 11:02am

So, that power source crap is left in there?

And could you describe the 'scariest looking tank thing' in more detail?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-04 11:22am

NecronLord wrote:So, that power source crap is left in there?

And could you describe the 'scariest looking tank thing' in more detail?

Big black bio-mechanical (looked like) heavily armored tanks half the size of the Nebuchadnezzar.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-04 11:29am

Urgh. After reading that spoiler I'm left decisively numbed. Not what I expected. At all. well let's just kill everyone who cares Bah not my idea of an ending.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-04 11:32am

i just ordered my ticket for a 7pm showing... its not 2pm like i wanted, when they do the first showing.. but one of my friends had a driving lesson

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-04 11:33am

Well, well, they killed off the characters I hated the most. Good job. I may yet see this movie.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-11-04 11:47am

At least now I know not to bother seeing it. A shame they took a great first movie and fucked it into the ground.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-04 12:04pm

the snooty Frenchman is back. as is his fucking smokingly hot wife. the outfit she wears in one scene does something to her tits allowing them to defy gravity.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-11-04 12:06pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:the snooty Frenchman is back. as is his fucking smokingly hot wife. the outfit she wears in one scene does something to her tits allowing them to defy gravity.

God bless the Matrix

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-11-04 12:17pm

What about Morpheus? From the description it sounds like he's just fooling around giving lectures and watching Neo in hope?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-04 12:28pm

Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:What about Morpheus? From the description it sounds like he's just fooling around giving lectures and watching Neo in hope?

No, morpheus kicks some ass both in and out of the matrix. and yes he does spout some of that psudo-spiritual stuff, but in acceptable quantities.

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-11-04 01:13pm

What happens to Neo's eyes?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-04 01:14pm

Kintaro wrote:What happens to Neo's eyes?

you can blame that one on smith/bane

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-11-04 01:18pm

Zac Naloen wrote:
you can blame that one on smith/bane

I kind of thought it was Smith, but does he stab his eyes, or pluck them out like in Once Upon a Time in Mexico?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-04 01:20pm

Kintaro wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
you can blame that one on smith/bane
I kind of thought it was Smith, but does he stab his eyes, or pluck them out like in Once Upon a Time in Mexico?

he stabs neo in the face with something, not saying what

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-11-04 01:54pm

WTF? This sounds worse the more I read.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-04 02:14pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:WTF? This sounds worse the more I read.

thats because your reading 2nd and 3rd hand information. see the movie yourself. i was pleasantly suprised after the lukewarm mish-mash that was reload. it's much better. trust me.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-04 04:47pm

Why the hell are people shrinking their posts on a thread with a spolier label? And why was my post changed as such?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-11-04 05:00pm

If they kill the good guy, they can kiss my ass.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-11-04 10:06pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:If they kill the good guy, they can kiss my ass.

If they killed Keanu Reeves, they're fine by me.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-04 10:46pm

Andrew J. wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:If they kill the good guy, they can kiss my ass.
If they killed Keanu Reeves, they're fine by me.

I believe he means Smith.

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