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Which sex masturbates more?

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Which Sex touches themselves more?

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So I had this conversation with my chickfriend, and we somehow ended up discussing which sex masturbates more, which leads to this simple poll.
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The one with the bigger libido.
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I don't think boobs itch.
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i would hazard a guess at males... a recent study (saw this on bbc news) suggests that the male libido is kicked off far more easier than that of the female.
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Last time I heard the stats something like 85% of males admitted to masturbation while only 67% of females admitted to it. Now that doesn't count those who don't want to let anyone know...but its probably pretty reflective.
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Oh, come on, Master of the Obvious, what do you think? :mrgreen:
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Men, probably.
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I hope this is a joke. Otherwise, I'll have to seriously revise my estimation of your intelligence downward. :P
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Has to be men. Just has to be. :P
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When you say "touch" are you including scratching, adjusting, picking along with maturbating?

If so, then it is definately men unless women make up for lost time when they are out of site. :D
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On the topic of masturbation, then it's men. We produce the most powerful aphrodisiac on the planet, testosterone.
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You forgot the "None" option. :)

And, since it's the 21st century, I probably have to point out that refers to people not getting any, not something else.
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Re: Which Sex touches themselves more?

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aerius wrote:So I had this conversation with my chickfriend, and we somehow ended up discussing which sex masturbates more, which leads to this simple poll.

Probably guys. That's not to say women don't masturbate but it would seem that more guys masturbate and a lot more frequently.
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By statistics, men.
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Men. The first thing that comes to my mind is "What do women touch?"
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Rumor has it that women like to hit the clit, so I vote women
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Men. The first thing that comes to my mind is "What do women touch?"
Ever heard of a clitoris? :roll:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Men. The first thing that comes to my mind is "What do women touch?"
Someone once said if you see a woman with one leg over the other and rubbing them against each other a lot, there's a good chance she's getting off.
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Last statistics I read, the results were 90% of men, 80% of women. Or at tleast the percent of them who will admit to doing it on a survey. :P

And if you're nasty, I'll let you in on the percent of people over 70 who still masturbate. :twisted:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Men. The first thing that comes to my mind is "What do women touch?"
Ever heard of a clitoris? :roll:
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What? :?
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What? :?
I think he called you a woman...
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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aerius wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What? :?
I think he called you a woman...
I'm starting to think so, too.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
aerius wrote:I think he called you a woman...
I'm starting to think so, too...
Could be 'cause you touch yourself at night... :mrgreen:
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Well, I'm only human... :)

EDIT: So is getting called a woman supposed to be insulting?
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