Which Sex touches themselves more?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-05 10:48pm

Shinova wrote:Someone once said if you see a woman with one leg over the other and rubbing them against each other a lot, there's a good chance she's getting off.

Fascinating. Any chance of any women here corroberating that?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-05 11:07pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, I'm only human...

EDIT: So is getting called a woman supposed to be insulting?

That insult went completely over your head.

Why do I even bother?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-05 11:08pm

Well, I guess it would help if I even considered being called a homosexual female to be insulting in the first place...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-05 11:10pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, I guess it would help if I even considered being called a homosexual female to be insulting in the first place...

Actually it was man-hatting dyke. Well, at least your half way there. You just need the surgery.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-05 11:11pm

So all that because I mentioned that women stimulate their clitoris to masturbate?

Interesting...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-05 11:12pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So all that because I mentioned that women stimulate their clitoris to masturbate?

Interesting...

No, because you always feel the need to be a condescending jerk.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-05 11:15pm

So you think that:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Men. The first thing that comes to my mind is "What do women touch?"
Ever heard of a clitoris?

means I was being a condesending jerk? Hmm... Good example of mountain=molehill, I suppose.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-05 11:19pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So you think that:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Ever heard of a clitoris?
means I was being a condesending jerk? Hmm... Good example of mountain=molehill, I suppose.

And you realize the roll eyes smily you so often (ab)use is used to express contempt. You've got a long history of over doing it with the self agrandizing comments like that.

And frankly, enough molehills and people tend to get pissed at the little vermin.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-05 11:21pm

Meh, it's the wrong smily anyway. If it was shaking its head from side to side while looking up, that would be more suitable for the "Jesus..." manner that I used it over at GundamWatch. I just had to settle for the closest equivalent.

EDIT: perhaps I do overuse smilies to express my current emotions that what seems minor and basic to me is not such to others.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-05 11:29pm

I hope it's women, but what do I know?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-05 11:31pm

The percentage of men and women who masturbate is totally irrelevant (not to mention wrong; if 90% of men admit to masturbating, that just proves 10% of men are liars).

The question was "who masturbates more; the fact that someone masturbates does not tell you how often he does it. And there is simply no way that women masturbate as much as men.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-05 11:32pm

Well, statistics show that, too.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-05 11:35pm

Maybe we should start a poll asking people how much they spank it. Of course, given the limited sample of women on this board, I'm not sure how much it will tell us.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-05 11:58pm

It's much easier for women. Men need arm endurance. Women at worst get a finger cramp.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-06 12:01am

Gandalf wrote:It's much easier for women. Men need arm endurance. Women at worst get a finger cramp.

Women have vibrators too. There are "sex toys" for men, but they're not very popular, and for good reason (sorry, but a vibrating canister-shaped device with a vagina-shaped opening on the front is just creepy).

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-06 12:25am

Yep. Women always get the coolest toys.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-11-06 12:35am

I wonder who the hell would end up sued over someone getting repetitive motion injury from masturbating.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-11-06 12:39am

Oh, come on. If you don't know the answer to this question then you truly don't know much about guys and girls at all.

One interesting thing. I once asked Dr. Drew from Loveline a question at Chico State. It was about guys and girls and how they think about sex. He said that girls simply do NOT understand how persistent the male sex drive is. To demonstrate his point, he has worked with women who have gone through sex change operations. He said that once they start injecting women with testosterone, they are shocked to realize how often men think about sex.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-11-06 12:41am

And about that men using sex toys: There's a reason why they're not popular. Guys just need a hand, maybe 45 seconds (5 in my case), and bam... They're done. Why would you waste money on something that you can do perfectly well yourself?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-06 12:59am

Superman wrote:And about that men using sex toys: There's a reason why they're not popular. Guys just need a hand, maybe 45 seconds (5 in my case), and bam... They're done. Why would you waste money on something that you can do perfectly well yourself?

45 SECONDS!!!

Takes me about 10 minutes.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-06 01:01am

Shinova wrote:Yep. Women always get the coolest toys.

Well, there had to be some sort of trade-off, since you guys get the universal remote.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-06 01:01am

I can't even see how you could do it in forty-five seconds.

Well, I sort of can, but I don't see why'd you even bother, as you couldn't possibly get very much pleasure or enjoyment doing it that quickly.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-11-06 01:02am

It's called being practical. All I have to do is snap my fingers and my penis stands up. It's like a dog begging for treats.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-06 01:13am

Superman wrote:It's called being practical. All I have to do is snap my fingers and my penis stands up. It's like a dog begging for treats.

Having your penis beg for treats is practical?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-06 01:14am

Works wonders at Halloween.

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Which Sex touches themselves more?

Which sex masturbates more?