We're Men, we're Men In

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-05 11:08pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I would much prefer a full set of silk robes... I would wear a Blue(or green, or black, or purple), silk mage-like robe to school...

You would, you crazy bastard!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-05 11:10pm

Fuck yeah!!!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-05 11:42pm

I'd wear a full-length skirt as long as it was something neutral that allowed for enough free leg movement and I could wear leggings and shorts underneath...

The only problem is all the other people thinking it's weird.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-05 11:44pm

The only way a man can get away with wearing a skirt in public is for it to either be a kilt or a Roman centurion's costume.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-11-05 11:54pm

No girlie dress for this chelovet, nosiree!

I remember seeing a Life magazine article dating from 1969 predicting fashion trends for the 70's. The fashion designer predicted that by 1979 everyone in the western world would be wearing 100% unisex clothing, dresses for all! Long, flowing dresses, everyone androgynous. No thanks.

Gawd, I LOVE predictions! Idiots.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-06 12:02am

Darth Wong wrote:The only way a man can get away with wearing a skirt in public is for it to either be a kilt or a Roman centurion's costume.

Unfortunately true. But it's not like you'll get beaten for wearing a skirt if you're a guy. You'll just get odd looks, thats all. Some people will even compliment you on it, cause you have to have balls the size of planets to do that.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-06 12:25am

I was so tempted by a proper full length grass skirt in the fancy dress shop for Halloween... I might buy it when i get back if it's still there, just for eccentricities sake. Will sit in lectures wearing it.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-06 01:09am

I'd like to try wearing a hip cloak. Probably with shorts, though.

jinx · Post by **jinx** » 2003-11-06 01:39am

Call me old fashioned but I prefer my skirts to be plaid, knee length, & have a pouch in the front.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-06 02:59am

kojikun wrote: Seriously, people, how are skirts (just plain skirts, not the fancy artsy ones in this article) any different from shorts? They're not, other then have only one pant, instead of two. You people act as tho they're something bizzare.

They are bizzare on men! Using your logic, a guy can put on his wifes 5 inch stilettos. I mean it's just 5 inches of extra height at the back of the shoe. It's not bizzare!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-06 10:48am

I have a co-worker/boss who wears his full Tartan to work.....

I really don't think it's smart to question the sexuality of a 6'6" 300#, married with kids, American who is overly proud of his Scottish ancestors....

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-06 11:15am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I have a co-worker/boss who wears his full Tartan to work.....

I really don't think it's smart to question the sexuality of a 6'6" 300#, married with kids, American who is overly proud of his Scottish ancestors....

It's the fact that any man wearing a kilt is usually someone able and willing to kick your ass if you snigger. The Scots are not known for even tempers, or for enduring perceived insults lightly.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-06 12:27pm

[quote="BoredShirtlessThey are bizzare on men! Using your logic, a guy can put on his wifes 5 inch stilettos. I mean it's just 5 inches of extra height at the back of the shoe. It's not bizzare![/quote]

Well that is. Mainly cause stilettos are dangerous, especially 5 inch ones. But I rather fancy high heel boots myself. ;p

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-06 01:33pm

LadyTevar wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:I have a co-worker/boss who wears his full Tartan to work.....

I really don't think it's smart to question the sexuality of a 6'6" 300#, married with kids, American who is overly proud of his Scottish ancestors....
It's the fact that any man wearing a kilt is usually someone able and willing to kick your ass if you snigger. The Scots are not known for even tempers, or for enduring perceived insults lightly.

And it's ok for THEM to make jokes about banging sheep, but they will hurt/write up anyone else who does make jokes about banging sheep...

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-06 01:46pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: It's the fact that any man wearing a kilt is usually someone able and willing to kick your ass if you snigger. The Scots are not known for even tempers, or for enduring perceived insults lightly.
And it's ok for THEM to make jokes about banging sheep, but they will hurt/write up anyone else who does make jokes about banging sheep...

Why do Scotsmen wear a kilt?
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear a kilt?
Because an Englishman can hear a zipper five miles away.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-06 01:48pm

lol

where the men are men, the women are women, and the sheep are stressed out....

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-06 01:49pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:I have a co-worker/boss who wears his full Tartan to work.....

I really don't think it's smart to question the sexuality of a 6'6" 300#, married with kids, American who is overly proud of his Scottish ancestors....
It's the fact that any man wearing a kilt is usually someone able and willing to kick your ass if you snigger. The Scots are not known for even tempers, or for enduring perceived insults lightly.
And it's ok for THEM to make jokes about banging sheep, but they will hurt/write up anyone else who does make jokes about banging sheep...

Oh, come on, we make jokes about the scottish and the welsh shagging sheep, the scots make jokes about the welsh, the cornish, the yorkshire and hill farmers shagging sheep, the welsh makes jokes about england and scotland shagging sheep, the only reasonable conclusion from all of this is that we're a country of sheep shagging hypocrites...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-06 02:18pm

The_Lumberjack wrote: Oh, come on, we make jokes about the scottish and the welsh shagging sheep, the scots make jokes about the welsh, the cornish, the yorkshire and hill farmers shagging sheep, the welsh makes jokes about england and scotland shagging sheep, the only reasonable conclusion from all of this is that we're a country of sheep shagging hypocrites...

And i thought only Pakistani and Afghani were the only one shagging sheeps.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-06 02:25pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:lol

where the men are men, the women are women, and the sheep are stressed out....

The version I learned was "...and the sheep are running scared"

I've also heard "Australia! Where Men are Men, Women are Men, and the Sheep are running scared!"

No offense to the Aussies onboard.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-06 05:41pm

In fact, I think all this is growing evidence for an international sheep shagging conspiracy...

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-11-06 05:45pm

I dunno, that skirt the black dude was wearing looked pretty tight...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-07 03:05am

I have also heard San Francisco, where the men are women, the women are men, and the sheep are very nervous.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-07 03:07am

Since when do they have sheep in San Francisco?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-07 03:41am

Exploratorium/Musume of natural history....

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-07 03:44am

Since when can you have sex with a stuffed sheep?