Appreciation of Breasts

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-04 11:09pm

*sniff*

Nitram, that brings tears to my eyes.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-11-04 11:19pm

I got caught looking at boobies at work on Halloween. One of the ladys there dressed up like a hooker and had on a push up bra with a low cut shirt. As she walked by my head turned and watched her the entire time. She blushed and smiled at me, Im sure I blushed too. Im guessing it was okay, cause I dont think you show them off like that unless you want attention.

Anyway, the really funny part is I was on the phone with IBM Technical support and the lady on the other line was reading off my ticket number and I did not hear a word see said. I asked her to repeat the info.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-04 11:27pm

Zaia wrote:
Demiurge wrote:The cthulhu is part of the female anatomy?
Yes, a very underappreciated and overlooked part.

That has got to go in the FUQ

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2003-11-04 11:39pm

Got to love 'em. It's so hard not look at a good set.

Worlds Spanner · Post by **Worlds Spanner** » 2003-11-05 12:02am

Lagmonster wrote:Yeah. It's really, really hard to not pay attention to breasts.

And men are downright AMAZING when it comes to breasts. They might need glasses to read, but if there is even a sliver of any female breast visible at any range, men will see them. You know all those photos online where guys freeze-frame, isolate, and enlarge that one frame of film where a celebrity's breast is a tad more visible than at other times as she's walking down the red carpet? THAT is an example of men's dedication to staring at breasts.

More true words were never spoken.

And on the subject of Halloween...it appears that there are now only two costumes that women will wear. Slut and whore. Pardon my saying so.

It was actually terrifying. I was a passenger in a car on Friday night in a small college town (Williamsburg) and there were PACKS of barely dressed drunk girls. I wasn't sure if I should be more worried about them being drunk and jumping in front of us or about my friend being distracted and hitting something.

We did make it though.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-05 12:31am

Hamlet wrote:Fair nymph fond remembrances in all of your orales.

from my evil pervy enlish teacher.

first of all Orales are the darker patches of skin immedatly surrounding the nipples, they also in Elisibethian times refered to activities, particularly sex, that resulted in very stiff nipples.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-05 12:57am

SO... when should we set the date for the contest? *rubs hands together*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-05 01:44am

Of course breasts must be appreciated. Breasts are the most fascinating part of the female form. They can be firm, soft, large, small, round, cone-shaped, natural, artificial, sensitive, unsensitive, or many other things. They can be held, watched, squeezed, stroked, kissed, sucked, licked, pinched, twisted, slept upon, and even fucked. I once bedded a hot, full-figured chick who got off just from me playing with her nipples.

I still think that one of the best parts of sex is the first time you free a girl's breasts because not only have you found two new toys to play with and two sources for pleasing her at the same time, you suddenly know just how satisfied you're going to feel when you're done. Do you like a girl with full, round boobs that feel nice and squeezable in your hands? Or do you like Or do you like a good, firm, handful, or maybe less? Well, you can make guesses while they're fully clothed, but once the top slides off and the boobs come tumbling out, you know for sure. It can give you one of the greatest moments of fulfillment you're ever experienced.

Boobs are great because even if a girl doesn't want to go all the way with you, it's reasonably certain she'll still let you play with her boobs during a makeout session, thus making them easier to access than the vagina. I have a bit of a breast fixation, so this probably sounds a little over the top to most. But still: boobs are great. I love them. May they never dissappear.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-05 02:03am

Bless you SirNitram.

Al Bundy (In a cinema): Going to the manager, gonna complain about the lack of hooters in this film.

I would like to thank the internet. I've got schoolies week coming up, if you can't see any there, you must be blind.

Drach · Post by **Drach** » 2003-11-05 02:19am

mmmm...boooobies

http://ga.advertainer.net/chilloutzone/03081301.html

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-05 04:24pm

No suggestions for a start date for the contest? Anyone?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-05 04:27pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:No suggestions for a start date for the contest? Anyone?

Are we talkin' boobies in shirts, boobies in bras or nekkid boobies?

One Winged Angel · Post by **One Winged Angel** » 2003-11-05 04:30pm

I suggest we start now! But we need some ladies to enter first. It's hard to have a boob contest with no boobs

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-05 04:40pm

well in A&P we could get away with bras....

I don't know

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-05 05:40pm

Zaia wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:No suggestions for a start date for the contest? Anyone?
Are we talkin' boobies in shirts, boobies in bras or nekkid boobies?

I'm thinking we should have a BotM version, and a "PG-13" version.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-05 07:56pm

Drach wrote:mmmm...boooobies

http://ga.advertainer.net/chilloutzone/03081301.html

The last 4 or so are freaky.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-11-05 08:07pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Zaia wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:No suggestions for a start date for the contest? Anyone?
Are we talkin' boobies in shirts, boobies in bras or nekkid boobies?
I'm thinking we should have a BotM version, and a "PG-13" version.

Eh to avoid vast drooling which will NEVER, and I mean never stop afterwards, I would suggest that the PG-13 version might best be the only version.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-05 10:53pm

Um, are we talking about just SDN ladies in this contest? Because at last count, we had about five active female members, at least one of whom is so far under the age of consent it's not even funny.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-05 11:12pm

RedImperator wrote:Um, are we talking about just SDN ladies in this contest? Because at last count, we had about five active female members, at least one of whom is so far under the age of consent it's not even funny.

That just makes the process a lot easier than that "Hunky Man Contest" or whatever it was called.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-05 11:47pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Um, are we talking about just SDN ladies in this contest? Because at last count, we had about five active female members, at least one of whom is so far under the age of consent it's not even funny.
That just makes the process a lot easier than that "Hunky Man Contest" or whatever it was called.

That was rigged I tells ya. I didn't make out of round one.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-11-06 01:57am

How about a compromise? Wet T-shirt contest!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-11-06 02:04am

Howard Stern show co-host Robin Quivers sings about her giant boobs

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-11-06 02:35pm

RedImperator wrote:Um, are we talking about just SDN ladies in this contest? Because at last count, we had about five active female members, at least one of whom is so far under the age of consent it's not even funny.

*Raises hand*

Why the hell did i even read this thread?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-06 02:40pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Um, are we talking about just SDN ladies in this contest? Because at last count, we had about five active female members, at least one of whom is so far under the age of consent it's not even funny.
*Raises hand*

Why the hell did i even read this thread?

Same reason I did.

As a member of the SOS, I say we boycott the 'best boobs' contest.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-06 02:56pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:well in A&P we could get away with bras....

I don't know

Actually, naked breasts aren't a problem last I knew. Mike has posted some topless pics around the board.

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