Redneck prank calls

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-05 04:06pm

linky

link corrected~Olrik

This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!

Don't worry, the joke is on the redneck. It takes a long time to listen to all of them.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-05 10:05pm

You linked to a pop up ad.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-05 10:20pm

A damning offense.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-05 10:22pm

Fuck.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html

This one works.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-05 10:28pm

Doesn't this guy start to get the idea that this might be a prank?

EDIT: And I'd also like you to know that not all us rednecks are this, uhm, stupid.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-05 10:29pm

Nathan F wrote:Doesn't this guy start to get the idea that this might be a prank?

There are five calls. He still hasn't realized that any of them were pranks.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-05 10:31pm

I find it somewhat ironic that a Georgian posted about prank calls to rednecks.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-11-05 10:57pm

*snickers*

Some funny shit, but nowhere near as funny as the Roy D. Mercer stuff.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-06 01:47am

Oh my god. I was crying in laughter at one point. This is beautiful.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-06 02:11am

It's funnier because the guy is such a retrograde troglodyte shithead.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-06 02:16am

LOL! This is the funniest shit I've heard in a LOOOONG time!

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-06 02:18am

It was fucking hilarious when you hear him screaming at his family when they answered the phone.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-11-06 02:25am

Mwahaha! Mr. Bergis, I love you.

Retrograde Troglodyte Shithead wrote:*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* faggot *bleep* mother-*bleep*!!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-06 02:30am

I love the way all of the calls eventually degenerate into Bergis screaming [BLEEP] You [BLEEP] [BLEEP] sons of [BLEEP] [BLEEP] clam-licker [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] don't you [BLEEP] you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] I oughtta kill you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]!!!!!!<click>

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-11-06 03:08am

I was listening to the NASCAR prank and laughing my ass off.

About two weeks after I moved to Delaware, NASCAR had a race over in Dover. It was as if there was a redneck stereotype convention going on. The bar usually has a high percentage of black guests, but that weekend it was nothing but lily-white.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-06 03:14am

I never understood the appeal of NASCAR. I talked to one stock-car driver (not a major circuit) once who summed up stock-car racing to me in four words: "stock cars go left".

Indeed, that's all they do. I suppose there's some interest in that if you're emotionally invested in who wins, but honestly, round and round and round they go, where they stop, nobody knows ...

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-06 03:52am

My dad was very blunt about it. He said he watched for the crashes.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-06 11:22am

Uraniun235 wrote:My dad was very blunt about it. He said he watched for the crashes.

That just about covers it, yep. You also kinda watch to see how 'your' driver's doing. And it's decent background noise whilst fixing Sunday Dinner.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-06 12:17pm

"we are good christian people"

LMAO!!!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-06 12:36pm

Dear god, how could the dumbass not get it by now? That is just priceless, the child support one was too much!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-06 12:44pm

Darth Wong wrote:I never understood the appeal of NASCAR. I talked to one stock-car driver (not a major circuit) once who summed up stock-car racing to me in four words: "stock cars go left".

Indeed, that's all they do. I suppose there's some interest in that if you're emotionally invested in who wins, but honestly, round and round and round they go, where they stop, nobody knows ...

There is some strategy in it, from what I hear, but I myself can't stand watching it. Might be interesting to see one in real life, but on TV or hearing it on the radio, nope.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-06 01:08pm

Ow, the poor beep machine...

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-11-06 01:10pm

I like the way he's wife says that "We're good christian people" right after her husband's [BEEP] litany.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-06 01:15pm

Nathan F wrote: There is some strategy in it, from what I hear, but I myself can't stand watching it. Might be interesting to see one in real life, but on TV or hearing it on the radio, nope.

Yeah.. there's the stategy of knowing how many more laps you can get on that last tank of gas, how worn your tires are, how much draft you can get off the person in front of you, when and were to pass.. etc.

The funniest thing is that I learned all this info by osmosis, just hearing it on TV in the background growing up.

I also know that a NASCAR racer can survive a wreck where the car flips 15 times, some of them having the car over 6 ft or more off the ground.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-11-06 01:48pm

I can only open the first two. The rest return access forbidden