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Which sex masturbates more?

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Darth Wong wrote:Ummmm, not to rip on Kuja, but I have trouble believing that the average guy caresses his own thighs while masturbating. For women, many parts of the body may be erogenous zones, but AFAIK the average guy has precisely one erogenous zone, and it ain't located on the thighs.
ROTFLMAO.

I guess noone got what I meant. :lol:
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I did, but I didn't want to spoil the fun. :)
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Zaia wrote:*smiles triumphantly*

Thanks, D.W. *kisses DW on the cheek and then fondles his thigh to prove there's nothing very erogenous there* :P :D
Uhh ... uhhh ..... mmmm .....

Eek! I'm married! I can't be doing this!! *hides under the covers*
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Darth Wong wrote:Ummmm, not to rip on Kuja, but I have trouble believing that the average guy caresses his own thighs while masturbating. For women, many parts of the body may be erogenous zones, but AFAIK the average guy has precisely one erogenous zone, and it ain't located on the thighs.
My thighs seem to have that effect on me. Can't explain why.
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Darth Wong wrote:Uhh ... uhhh ..... mmmm .....

Eek! I'm married! I can't be doing this!! *hides under the covers*
SORRY, REBECCA!! JUST TRYING TO PROVE A POINT!! :lol:
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Zaia wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Uhh ... uhhh ..... mmmm .....

Eek! I'm married! I can't be doing this!! *hides under the covers*
SORRY, REBECCA!! JUST TRYING TO PROVE A POINT!! :lol:
There's quite a difference between a woman touching a guy's thighs and him touching them himself, Zaia. :P
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:There's quite a difference between a woman touching a guy's thighs and him touching them himself, Zaia. :P
Hey, this is what The Man said:
D.W. wrote:AFAIK the average guy has precisely one erogenous zone, and it ain't located on the thighs.
See? Just proving his point. :D
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Oh, please. When my girlfriend puts her hand on my thighs, I promptly move it onto my penis.
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there are a lot of nerves in your inner thigh, thats why its pleasurable.

i only know this cos of my self defense training, kicking someone on the inner thigh FUCKING KILLS!!

opposite effect if you caress.
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Darth Wong wrote:Ummmm, not to rip on Kuja, but I have trouble believing that the average guy caresses his own thighs while masturbating. For women, many parts of the body may be erogenous zones, but AFAIK the average guy has precisely one erogenous zone, and it ain't located on the thighs.
Yeah, sometimes it's just annoying when a girl wants to stick her tongue in your ear or something. But when you do it to her she melts :P

The only thing that turns on men about foreplay, could be the naughtyness but not the sensitivity. IMO.
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...

*mental images*

Uh... oh sorry, what were we talking about? *wipes drool off chin*
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Slartibartfast wrote: The only thing that turns on men about foreplay, could be the naughtyness but not the sensitivity. IMO.

you might want to recheck your opinion then :P

apart from a few fairly obvious differences men have exactly the same erodgenous spots as women.
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ummmm, not to rip on Kuja, but I have trouble believing that the average guy caresses his own thighs while masturbating. For women, many parts of the body may be erogenous zones, but AFAIK the average guy has precisely one erogenous zone, and it ain't located on the thighs.
Yeah, sometimes it's just annoying when a girl wants to stick her tongue in your ear or something. But when you do it to her she melts :P

The only thing that turns on men about foreplay, could be the naughtyness but not the sensitivity. IMO.
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RedImperator wrote:Speak for yourself. I'm wired all over the damn place, and......I'm suddenly recalling my sister views this board from time to time, and I'm not saying any more.
LOL--Niiiiiiiiiiice. :D
DPDarkPrimus wrote:...

*mental images*

Uh... oh sorry, what were we talking about? *wipes drool off chin*
*hands DPDP a box of tissues* To clean yourself up a bit, for wiping away things other than drool from places other than your chin. :P :wink:
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Zaia wrote:... from places other than your chin. :P :wink:

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oh please.

ALL THE FRIGGING TIME

Seriously.
Hands cold? Best place to warm them?
In bed? not asleep? Fingering yourself?
Wearing jeans? rub up against that lump of demin in the crotch.
Wiping off after the toilet? linger through the toilet paper.
Bored at work? Erotic fiction sites.

If men masturbated as often as me, the econopmy would collapse overnight.
And I don't even own a vibrator...
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Goodness.

So what would you say is your average daily frequency? ;)
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What a cruel world that the drive is not matched with the equipment. Multiple orgasms + stealth public masturbation (at least compared to guys) and not the desire to use it. Seems like such a...waste.
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PrinceofLowLight wrote:What a cruel world that the drive is not matched with the equipment. Multiple orgasms + stealth public masturbation (at least compared to guys) and not the desire to use it. Seems like such a...waste.
But think about just how much crazier and insane things would be if there were not one sex-starved gender but TWO! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Shinova wrote:But think about just how much crazier and insane things would be if there were not one sex-starved gender but TWO! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not to mention horrifically overpopulated.
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RedImperator wrote: Speak for yourself. I'm wired all over the damn place, and......I'm suddenly recalling my sister views this board from time to time, and I'm not saying any more.
It's ok, so does Darth Utsanomiko's. :lol:

As for the original post, men start earlier(the vast majority of times)but then again, women live longer....hmmm....

I'd still say men. It's harldy irregular for guys my age to do it several times a day, then shag later on. But women usually take ages, so they'd have to do it less, or so my reasoning tells me.

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As for the "covert ops" stuff, you'd be suprised how much men can do in public. :P
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InnerBrat wrote:oh please.

ALL THE FRIGGING TIME

Seriously.
Hands cold? Best place to warm them?
In bed? not asleep? Fingering yourself?
Wearing jeans? rub up against that lump of demin in the crotch.
Wiping off after the toilet? linger through the toilet paper.
Bored at work? Erotic fiction sites.

If men masturbated as often as me, the econopmy would collapse overnight.
And I don't even own a vibrator...

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Zac Naloen wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote: The only thing that turns on men about foreplay, could be the naughtyness but not the sensitivity. IMO.

you might want to recheck your opinion then :P

apart from a few fairly obvious differences men have exactly the same erodgenous spots as women.
You misspelled "erroneous".
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aahhhh...not this subject again. :shock: :?

Nothing wrong with it, it's just that people have been constantly telling me that I need to start... :P I won't discuss anymore details on here, becuase I don't know most of you very well.
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