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Do any of you know a person that's into scat?

I also have a few other questions.

Do they smell like shit? Are they constantly sick? Do they wear those weird leather suits?
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Let me ask you a different question, Hamel....



Any particular reason why you're so interested??? :P
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Is that scat like that song by Scatman John back in the mid 90's? Scatman? :lol:
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2000AD wrote:Is that scat like that song by Scatman John back in the mid 90's? Scatman? :lol:
He was great. Until he got hit by a bus.
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Shinova wrote:Let me ask you a different question, Hamel....



Any particular reason why you're so interested??? :P
Ever since I saw that video of the women sucking on her contaminated tampon, I've been a changed man
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Hamel wrote:Ever since I saw that video of the women sucking on her contaminated tampon, I've been a changed man
:x

I'll just go read some manga now.
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Shinova wrote:
Hamel wrote:Ever since I saw that video of the women sucking on her contaminated tampon, I've been a changed man
:x

I'll just go read some manga now.
Like that DOA doujin where some guy fucks Kasumi up the ass and shit gets all over his dickie wickie?
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These are simple questions, everypeople.
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
2000AD wrote:Is that scat like that song by Scatman John back in the mid 90's? Scatman? :lol:
He was great. Until he got hit by a bus.
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he was hit by a bus! Damn! SO he's gone to the great Scatland in the Sky?
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Hamel wrote: Ever since I saw that video of the women sucking on her contaminated tampon, I've been a changed man
You still haven't given me a link to that.

I think.
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Errr, scat's a type of jazz singing. Am I missing something here? And if I am, can it stay that way? Please?
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You don't want to know...
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Zaia wrote:Errr, scat's a type of jazz singing. Am I missing something here? And if I am, can it stay that way? Please?
No. <Throws feces>
2000AD wrote:Is that scat like that song by Scatman John back in the mid 90's? Scatman?
Beebababadabop. Badabadabop. :lol:
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Scatman John died on the third of December 1999 of lung cancer.
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Why the heck did I click on this...WHY?!
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Nathan F wrote:Why the heck did I click on this...WHY?!
Because your a scatman, bibibadeepdabdoboddop.
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Nathan F wrote:Why the heck did I click on this...WHY?!
See aerius' thread for the answer.
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Hamel wrote:Ever since I saw that video of the women sucking on her contaminated tampon, I've been a changed man
I could kill you for putting that thought in my head.
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Hamel wrote:Ever since I saw that video of the women sucking on her contaminated tampon, I've been a changed man
When you say your a "changed man", that means in a horribly traumatized way, right? Please say yes. :?
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OH JESUS, WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD?! *gouges eyes*
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Be proud of your fetishes!

Though I would think that a shoe fetish would be an easier one to practice.

You can't buy fecal matter on ebay. :lol:
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2000AD wrote:
Nathan F wrote:Why the heck did I click on this...WHY?!
Because your a scatman, bibibadeepdabdoboddop.
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Who in their right mind enjoys scat? :)
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