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In the name of all that is HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:In the name of all that is HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
I second that with a

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:roll: I clicked on the thread hoping Prawn-boy had nearly died, learned he was an asshole and decided to stop being a fucking troll. I'd have been better off wishing form my glass of water to turn into a good californian red.
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And of course, prior to this mess, I thought Aly was just the mod of
PST, rather than a supermod. When did he get promoted?
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Post by Hamel »

This must be the golden thread because I'm confused all to hell by it.

And Prawn isn't that bad
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Superman wrote:THis one is better: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mariosplat.html
ROFL. what a keeper! ~Jason
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What the fuck?!? :shock:
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Of laughter. After clicking this:

teh funnie
The stupid....it burns! :shock:

Have a very nice day.
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MKSheppard wrote: Oh yes I do, unlike Hyperion. :D
Heh, the point is I simply can't be bothered to figure out who's in authority, I ignore'em till they don't ignore me.

About the only thing I can say we have in common is that we both run the line. I'm just not gonna say anything else, other than that you should really just cool down.
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Yet again I make a nondescript post, only to come back two days later and find a flamewar in progress. Ho hum. I found two things funny about the animation in question:

#1 - The sheer screaming insane randomness of it.

#2 - The manic intensity with which it attempts to offend the entire universe.

Pointless cursing, exploding heads, a retarded person animated as a monkey, Princess Di in the General Lee... Even that bit at the very end where it says "If you're offended by any of this, that means you're gay!" is bound to offend. It accomplished what it set out to do with near-perfection. :wink:
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That certainly was.... surreal... :shock: :D But hilarious!!!
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Superman wrote:THis one is better:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mariosplat.html
OMFG LMAO!!!! Hella better than the OP :)
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Post by baelfire1945 »

As Einhander said, the mario thing was priceless, the random offensive crap was just, well, random, offensive crap. While many offensive things truly are humorous, that was just stupid.
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