Scat fetishists

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-11-06 08:47pm

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-11-06 08:59pm

This deluxe burrito is DELICIOUS

edit: Perhaps Koji knows a few scatsmen

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-06 09:26pm

A shit fetish? Ugh. Thats just wrong.

But there's nothing wrong with a hair fetish.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-11-06 10:04pm

Summa you people got the wrong idea

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-06 10:22pm

WTF!?

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-11-06 10:39pm

OH MY!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-06 10:41pm

Hamel wrote:Summa you people got the wrong idea

You wanna know what could have helped prevent that?

Simple: Don't be vague.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-11-06 10:43pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Hamel wrote:Summa you people got the wrong idea
You wanna know what could have helped prevent that?

Simple: Don't be vague.

Simple questions aren't vague, ya babeh

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-11-07 12:12am

Hamel wrote:This deluxe burrito is DELICIOUS

Funiest thing I've read tonight.

edit: Perhaps Koji knows a few scatsmen

Doubt it. Sewer chewers don't really advertise.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-07 01:04am

I've always wondered who kept ordering those scat fetish videos that we were confiscating at Customs...now I know.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-07 07:53am

when I was in panama, This guy had gone to the free zone and ghotten some really nasty pr0n. It was called Perro Caliente and was veritable conflagration of nastiness. this was my first introduction to scat. I sat in stunned horror, with three other guys from my unit as the images flashed across the screen. It started with two ladies trying to get an irish wolfhound or something to...you know. The dog wasn't interested. Then, there was a lady on a swing....a lady below her....and scat. I literally got sick. I ran out of the barracks and covered the thirty feet to the beach in a split second and puked in the atlantic. when I came back to the room to interrogate the guy as to why he had bought this garbage, I found he was another who skedaddled to the bathroom to liberate his stomach contents. all told, the casualties were:

two sick soldiers, 3 disgusted soldiers, two liters of puke, one soldier made fun of for the rest of the deployment for his beastiality fetish. (apparently he didn't know about the scat.)

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention. The women in the video? All spoke German. not that that MEANS anything, per se. it was just funny to hear, Ooh, Ja, Scheisse sheisse ist gut! ooh, Ja! (It was something akin to that, and no less funny.)

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-07 08:13am

So, um, yeah.

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but we are talking the first part of 120 Days here, right?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-07 08:27am

InnerBrat wrote:So, um, yeah.

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but we are talking the first part of 120 Days here, right?

you lost me....

Webster.com wrote:Main Entry: scat
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Greek skat-, skOr excrement -- more at SCATOLOGY
Date: 1927
: an animal fecal dropping

doesn't have to be animal.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-07 08:49am

Hamel wrote:Do any of you know a person that's into scat?

Yep. You.

I also have a few other questions.

Do they smell like shit?

Does a guy who eats pizza smell like pizza? If they brush their teeth, the answer is no.

Are they constantly sick?

Fucking A they're constantly sick! Only full time sickos eat shit.

Do they wear those weird leather suits?

Weird leather suits are only worn by shit eaters. Ergo, you know the answer to this question already. Concurrently, I know the answer too, but vis a vi this is not about me.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-07 08:51am

Nathan F wrote:
2000AD wrote:
Nathan F wrote:Why the heck did I click on this...WHY?!
Because your a scatman, bibibadeepdabdoboddop.
*pulls out M14*

*Shoots 200AD*

*points and laughs at 200AD, 2000AD's poor double.*

And what do you have against Scatman John? Those tunes were addicitve!

And i haven't clicked on the link, but from the reactions and stuff that's been posted i'm guessing it has nothng to so with the muscician Scatman John.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-07 08:55am

Chardok wrote:Ooh, Ja, Scheisse sheisse ist gut! ooh, Ja! (It was something akin to that, and no less funny.)

Sehr gut! Vielen dank für Ihre Scheiße!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-11-07 10:56am

Chardok wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:So, um, yeah.

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but we are talking the first part of 120 Days here, right?
you lost me....

120 Days in Sodom, by the Marquis DeSade. The most depraved pornography imagination can come up with, and it was written over 200 years ago.

For instance:
The Marquis describes a nobleman taking a girl's virginity by stuffing her vagina with shit until the hymen breaks. I think 1797 was when this was written.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-07 12:34pm

Gag me with a pitchfork.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-11-07 03:41pm

Enigma wrote:Who in their right mind enjoys scat?

Some really sick fucking people.....

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