Which Sex touches themselves more?

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Which sex masturbates more?

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Fighter of Foo wrote:*goes up to random stranger and starts talking to them about mastrubation* :P
*Kills random stranger and takes his place.*

Don't listen to people saying you should be doing this and that with regards to your sexuality, It's your godsdamn sexuality, after all.

Having said that, don't think you shouldn't. The best way to enjoy sex with someone else (years in the future, of course ;)) is to have figured out what you do and don't like in advance.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:*goes up to random stranger and starts talking to them about mastrubation* :P
*Kills random stranger and takes his place.*

Don't listen to people saying you should be doing this and that with regards to your sexuality, It's your godsdamn sexuality, after all.
Yeah, i realize that. I actually think I'll probably start pretty soon...not becuase people are telling me to, just because.

Note: What the hell am I doing talking about this on a board full of mostly males over the age of 17? :shock: Oh well, guess i should get used to it. :P
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Fighter of Foo wrote:Note: What the hell am I doing talking about this on a board full of mostly males over the age of 17? :shock: Oh well, guess i should get used to it. :P
Well, the SOS is there for a reason...
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Fighter of Foo wrote:Yeah, i realize that. I actually think I'll probably start pretty soon...not becuase people are telling me to, just because.
Good. If you want to do it, then do it. Don't pay attention to anyone who tells you it's the devil's work or whatever. *scrunches up nose*
FoF wrote:Note: What the hell am I doing talking about this on a board full of mostly males over the age of 17? :shock: Oh well, guess i should get used to it. :P
We're just trying to take you under our collective wing, babydoll. Some of these boys make very cute mama hens. :D
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Fighter of Foo wrote:Note: What the hell am I doing talking about this on a board full of mostly males over the age of 17? :shock: Oh well, guess i should get used to it. :P
*shrug*
I would be more worried about the males in your age group instead, thats when we're at out worst, I don't think you have anything to fear from us old-timers.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:Note: What the hell am I doing talking about this on a board full of mostly males over the age of 17? :shock: Oh well, guess i should get used to it. :P
Well, the SOS is there for a reason...
Heh, I'm bright. Well, it's too late, there's really nothing else to say.*shrugs*
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote: The only thing that turns on men about foreplay, could be the naughtyness but not the sensitivity. IMO.

you might want to recheck your opinion then :P

apart from a few fairly obvious differences men have exactly the same erodgenous spots as women.
You misspelled "erroneous".
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Fighter of Foo wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Well, the SOS is there for a reason...
Heh, I'm bright. Well, it's too late, there's really nothing else to say.*shrugs*
Babe, this is SD.Net! There's always more to say about masturbation! :P
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Zaia wrote:Babe, this is SD.Net! There's always more to say about masturbation! :P
One week until I get a Rabbit!
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Zaia wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Well, the SOS is there for a reason...
Heh, I'm bright. Well, it's too late, there's really nothing else to say.*shrugs*
Babe, this is SD.Net! There's always more to say about masturbation! :P
heh, very true. Let me rephrase that.
"I'm not going to talk about ME mastrubating anymore." :P
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InnerBrat wrote:One week until I get a Rabbit!
*looks at FoF* ...See? :mrgreen:

Yeah, IB, you'll have to let us know how that works out. I've been perusing the market for something new, and would like to hear comments firsthand... I'd ask my friends, but most of them are guys. Somehow I don't think they'd be too helpful (although I don't think they would mind the topic too much).
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Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:One week until I get a Rabbit!
*looks at FoF* ...See? :mrgreen:

Yeah, IB, you'll have to let us know how that works out. I've been perusing the market for something new, and would like to hear comments firsthand... I'd ask my friends, but most of them are guys. Somehow I don't think they'd be too helpful (although I don't think they would mind the topic too much).
Hah...i wonder what percentage of the topics in here have to do with sex or mastrubation...that would be funny to see it in numbers :lol:
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Zaia wrote:Yeah, IB, you'll have to let us know how that works out. I've been perusing the market for something new, and would like to hear comments firsthand... I'd ask my friends, but most of them are guys. Somehow I don't think they'd be too helpful (although I don't think they would mind the topic too much).
I was talking to my sister about it, and she gave rave reviews.

Although apparently love eggs aren't worth your while. They audibly clink, apparently.
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Fighter of Foo wrote:Hah...i wonder what percentage of the topics in here have to do with sex or mastrubation...that would be funny to see it in numbers :lol:
Hah, no kidding. Every topic eventually turns to sex and masturbation, naturally ( :D ), but it would be quite interesting to see in a little bar graph or flow chart or on a table of figures what percentage of the board's posts are NOT perverse and naughty.
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Zaia wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:Hah...i wonder what percentage of the topics in here have to do with sex or mastrubation...that would be funny to see it in numbers :lol:
Hah, no kidding. Every topic eventually turns to sex and masturbation, naturally ( :D ), but it would be quite interesting to see in a little bar graph or flow chart or on a table of figures what percentage of the board's posts are NOT perverse and naughty.
The big clincher is whether or not women are involved in anyway.

I mean all those versus of Princess Leia vs Seven of Nine will never get past page 1 without a lesbian post in there. While one discussing Superman vs Yoda would remain on a relativly sane course(Sexually speaking).

So the big trick is whether or not boobies are involed. :D
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InnerBrat wrote:Erogenous
i know my spelling was actually off, i always spell that word wrong... however.. . i just hope he was joking with his comment.
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You know, this is a page in a thread about masturbation dominated almost completely by female SDnet members.

It'll go down in history...
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Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:One week until I get a Rabbit!
*looks at FoF* ...See? :mrgreen:

Yeah, IB, you'll have to let us know how that works out. I've been perusing the market for something new, and would like to hear comments firsthand... I'd ask my friends, but most of them are guys. Somehow I don't think they'd be too helpful (although I don't think they would mind the topic too much).
I suspect that every woman is a little different. Rebecca has never found other peoples' recommendations to be all that useful.
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InnerBrat wrote:You know, this is a page in a thread about masturbation dominated almost completely by female SDnet members.

It'll go down in history...
It should really be stickied.

*ba-doom boom crash*

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Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:You know, this is a page in a thread about masturbation dominated almost completely by female SDnet members.

It'll go down in history...
It should really be stickied.

*ba-doom boom crash*

:mrgreen:
It probably already is.. :teeth:
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Darth Wong wrote:I suspect that every woman is a little different. Rebecca has never found other peoples' recommendations to be all that useful.
And yet somehow that doesn't stop her husband from handing out recommendations to other women...
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InnerBrat wrote:
Zaia wrote:It should really be stickied.

*ba-doom boom crash*

:mrgreen:
It probably already is.. :teeth:
*grins*

Too true, too true.... :D
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InnerBrat wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I suspect that every woman is a little different. Rebecca has never found other peoples' recommendations to be all that useful.
And yet somehow that doesn't stop her husband from handing out recommendations to other women...
Since most women seem to be interested in hearing about other womens' experiences anyway, why should it?
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Darth Wong wrote:I suspect that every woman is a little different. Rebecca has never found other peoples' recommendations to be all that useful.
Well, sure, I wouldn't expect that the same things would get every woman off equally. I ask around because I don't want to think that I'm missing out on something. If one of my girls tells me that something works AMAZINGLY well for her, I'd be a hell of a lot more willing to shell out dinero for that toy than a product that I just stumbled upon randomly in the store or something. And if she spent a buttload of change on a piece of trash, I'd like to know that too, so I can avoid that company in the future.

See, by sharing this information with each other, we're just happier and more satisfied women overall. And that's never a bad thing. :D
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